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Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs

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RIGHT SAID FRED (CUP OF TEA)


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Sep 08 - 10:43 AM

gossip calypso gossip calypso
hear all about it rata tat tat
every woman up at the window
giving out the gossip and getting it back
cribbens


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 01:14 PM

This appears to be the definitive Bernard Cribbins thread, so let's update with links to Youtube performances.

Not live, but audios of the record, plus animation in the case of "Right Said Fred" and "Hole in the Ground".)

Hole in the Ground
Right said Fred
Gossip Calypso
Folk Song

Although all four records were British hits, I do not recall ever seeing Bernard Cribbins perform any of these songs on TV, their chart success must have been down to radio airplay, of which they got plenty.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: GUEST,Oldradio
Date: 21 May 08 - 09:18 AM

There was a further verse to 'twas on a Monday mornin'-O ~ it went something like...

'Twas on a Sunday mornin - o,
(spoken) "Funny, nobody said a word"

I wish I knoew the rest or better still, could get a copy!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred composer
From: GUEST,Mark P
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 06:22 AM

Just to complete the final questions about the composer Myles Rudge (and producer George Martin also gets a mention):
http://www.britmovie.co.uk/forums/directors-film-crew/10988-myles-rudge-rip.html


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 04:19 PM

Looking for an audio file of Peter Sellars singing 'A hard days night' can anyone help?


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Subject: Lyr/Chords Add: HOLE IN THE GROUND (Rudge, Dicks)
From: GUEST,John Olivares
Date: 10 Jan 06 - 11:03 PM

Ok, so I loved this song when I was a child and when I saw the request for chords I worked them out from memory. I'm afraid I don't have a copy of the song any more so some of the chords could be wrong but I think they're correct. Sorry it's taken so long Mr Guest but I only just discovered this site. I hope you're still interested. If not someone else may be.
                     
                           (Intro)
(G) (D) (G) (D) (During (G) chords Remove and replace finger from top E string to simulate lead melody at beginning of song and interludes),

Well there I was, digging this hole,
    (G)    (D) (G)          (D)
Hole in the gr-ound, so big and sort of round it was,
(G)             (Bmin) (E7)            (A7)
And there was I-I-I-I, digging it deep,
   (D7)       (A7)   (C7)       (E7)
It was flat at the bottom and the sides were steep,
      (F#)                      (B)
When a-long comes this bloke in a bowler,
      (E7)            (A7)
Which he lifted and scratched his h-ead.
       (D7)                      (G)
Well he looked down the hole, poor demented soul,
----------------------(G)-----------------------
And he s-aid; "I say do you mind if I make a suggestion?"
--------(D7)-------------------------------------------
"Don't dig there, dig it elsewh-ere.
(G)       (D)    (G)          (D)
You're digging it r-ound and it ought to be square.
      (G)          (Bmin)      (E7)       (A7)
The shape of it's wrong, it's much too long,
   (C)                      (C7)
And you can't put a hole where a hole don't be-
       (A7)                     (D7)
         
               (Interlude 1)
-long.   I ask you what a l-iberty eh?   
(G)   (D)                  (G)       (D)
    Nearly bashed him right in the bowler.
(G)                   (D)

(Verse 2: same chords as verse 1)
(Interlude 2: same chords as intro and interlude 1)
(Verse 3: same chords as verse 1 until:-)

Well it's not there now, the ground's all flat,
         (D7)      (A7)    (C7)         (E7)
And be-neath it is the bloke in the bowler hat,
      (A7)                         (D7)       (G)
And that's that.
   (C7)   (G)


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Subject: Lyr Add: TRY IT THE OTHER WAY ROUND (Mariott Edgar
From: GUEST,Johnno
Date: 31 Dec 05 - 05:08 PM

Since we're talking about furniture-moving and the perils thereof, I thought I'd contribute this hilarious piece (a spoken monologue, rather than a song) by that great Lancashire comedian Al Read:

TRY IT THE OTHER WAY ROUND
Mariott Edgar

It were just striking tea-time, last Tuesday but two,
When the chap from next door gave a knock.
He said, "Quick!" I said, "Where?" He said, "Here!"
I said, "Who?" He said, "You!" I said, "Crikes... That's a shock."

Upstairs on his landing, where both of us flew,
Was his wardrobe jammed tight in the door.
Well, we pushed it and shoved it but all we could do
Was to wedge the thing more than before.

We hammered the doors off and hacked out the drawers
But it wouldn't go anywhere near.
Then at midnight we heard a 'rat tat' and a pause
And a voice shouted, "What's all this 'ere?"

It was Constable Bright, he said, "What's all this din?"
He said, "Come on, it's not very nice."
Then he took in the scene, tucked in his chin
And said, "Listen now, take my advice."

He said, "Try it the other way 'round."
He said, "Try it but don't make a sound. "
If I hear one squeak... if you so much as speak, "
I shall have you inside for the rest of the week."

As it lifted it jarred on the paintwork
Rasped out as clear as could be.
He said, "Caught ya!" and laughed...
I said, "Don't be daft "It's them onions I had for my tea."

I said, "Try it the other way 'round "
There's a way and it's got to be found."
Said the copper, "That's true... push 'ard and you too, "
And I'll whip out me truncheon and lever it through."

Well the wardrobe went in like a charmer
Said my neighbour, "It's in, there's no doubt
We could put up the flag but there's only one snag "
I've been trying to get t'bloody thing out!"

The Constable got on his bike in disgust
And by taking the wardrobe apart,
The two of us pushed and we shoved and we just
Got it wedged like it was at the start.

It was dawn when the man from next door paid a call
"This brickwork's too flimsy!" he said.
"And by banging that wardrobe so hard on the wall...
"You keep knocking my wife out of bed!!!"

He said, "Try it the other way 'round,
"There's a theory I'd like to propound
"If we all get inside... with the weight it might slide
"And I think you might find, you'll get quite a nice ride."

"Oh, I can't live with this!" said the neighbour
"It's a fact I'd be willing to prove.
"He said, "Is it wedged tight?" I said, "Yes!" he said, "Right!"
"Let's leave it... I'll bloody well move!!!"


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Subject: Lyr Add: WHY PADDY'S NOT AT WORK TODAY^^^
From: GUEST,Soundcatcher
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 07:27 AM

Oops! Must be my red face nigh


Why Paddy's Not At Work (Excuse Note)

(Pat Cooksey)

Dear Sir I write this note to inform you of my plight
And at the time of writing I am not a pretty sight
My body is all black and blue, my face a deathly gray
I write this note to tell why Paddy's not at work today

While working on the fourteenth floor, some bricks I had to clear
And to throw them down from off the top seemed quite a good idea
But the gaffer wasn't very pleased, he was an awful sod
He said I had to cart them down the ladder in me hod.

Well clearing all those bricks by hand, it seemed so very slow
So I hoisted up a barrel and secured the rope below
But in my haste to do the job, I was too blind to see
That a barrel full of building bricks is heavier than me.

So when I had untied the rope, the barrel fell like lead
And clinging tightly to the rope I started up instead
I took off like a rocket and to my dismay I found
That half way up I met the bloody barrel coming down.

Well the barrel broke my shoulder as on to the ground it sped
And when I reached the top I banged the pulley with me head
I held on tight, though numb with shock from this almighty blow
And the barrel spilled out half its load fourteen floors below

Now when those building bricks fell from the barrel to the floor
I then outweighed the barrel so I started down once more
I clung on tightly to the ropeMe Body Racked with pain
When Halfway down I met the bloody barrel once again

The force of this collision halfway up the office block
Caused multiple abrasions and a nasty state of shock
Still clinging tightly to the rope as I flew to the ground
And I landed on those broken bricks that were scattered all
    around.

Now as I lay there on the deck I thought I'd passed the worst
But when the barrel reached the top, that's when the bottom burst
A shower of bricks came down on me, I knew I had no hope
In all of this confusion, I let go the bloody rope.

The barrel being heavier, it started down once more
And landed right on top of me as I lay on the floor
It broke three ribs and my left arm, and I can only say
That I hope you'll understand why Paddy's not at work today.

John L


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: GUEST,Soundcatcher
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 07:25 AM

Here are a more complete set of lyrics for Pat Cooksey's Song 'Why Paddy's not At Work Today'.

This, incidentally, was originally told in momologue form by that brilliant English eccentric Gerard Hoffnung at an address to the Oxford University Union way back in the Fifties.
Eccentric? you ask. Who else would make and perform an orchestra consisting entirely of vaccuum cleaners.
John L


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: EagleWing
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 06:10 AM

George Martin produced L.P for Peter Sellars called The Best Of Sellars

If you can't find that, HMV have released a CD "Peter Sellers Collection" with 22 brilliant tracks including "Suddenly it's Folk Song".

Frank L.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 02:43 PM

Yer 'tis folks

Oh, 'twas on a Monday mornin'-O, the rain it was a rainin',
My love , she turned to me and said,
"Oh, when will you and I be wed,
I've been and bought a double bed,
And mother is complainin'",
(spoken:- "I can't stand her mother")
And all the while the rain it was a rainin'.

'Twas on the Tuesday mornin'-O, the snow it was a glistenin'
My love still hadn't gone away,
So I said "Mistress, tell me pray,
What was it you said yesterday,
I really wasn't listenin'",
(Spoken:- "I laughed, she hit me, it hurt"),
Amd all the while the snow etc.

'Twas on the wednesday mornin'-O, the hail it was a hailin',
My love, she made a quick retort,
She said "To cut the story short,
I've bought a bed, the double sort,
You hearin' must be failin'",
(Spoken:- "I heard that all right, though"),
And all the while the hail etc.

'Twas on the Thursday mornin'-O, the day was not a hot one,
I said "I thought that's what you said,
You've been and bought a double bed,
You must be goin' off your head,
For I've already got one",
(Spoken:- "Got two now haven't I"),
And all the while the day etc.

(Spoken:- "On Friday, nobody spoke").

'Twas on the Saturday mornin'-O, the thunder it was frightening,
I shouted loud, so I'd be heard,
"Oh let's get married on the third",
But she did answer not one word,
For she'd been struck by lightnin',
And after that the weather started brightening.

Enjoy
Don T.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 09:57 AM

For similarly amusing songs try Flanders and Swan. I was introduced to them and Bernard 20 years ago when I was at school!!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: GUEST,garyrudd@hotmail.com
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 09:46 AM

Does anyone have the correct chords to 'Hole in the Ground' please?


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Gray D
Date: 16 Oct 04 - 08:22 PM

Strange, before reading this I would have bet my life on "Gossip Calypso" having been performed by Lance Percival 'cos he was always on 60's telly singing . . . er . . . calypsos.

Bit more Bernard Cribbins trivia? My kids know his voice as that of Roald Dahl's "BFG" from the booktape that we used to play them in the car to keep them quiet.

I still use the phrase "The trouble with 'im is 'ees to 'asty. You never get nowhere if you're too 'asty" if someone c*ck's things up in work.

Thanks to all for the links and lyrics,

Gray D


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 16 Oct 04 - 03:33 PM

I remember "Right," Said Fred" from when I was a kid in the 60's. I had a little 45 with it on one side and ???? on the other. I know I liked and played both of them, but seems to me it was the other side I liked better. Anyone else remember anything. I'm from Canada, but Grandma lived in US, so could have come from there. I'm pretty sure Bernard Cribbins was the vocalist in both cases, but that was a while ago.... ;)


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Compton
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 07:28 PM

Nice to see this thread rear it's head again...No one has mentioned that Bernard's most famous advert was as the Voice of Busby in early British Telecommunications Ads.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Greyeyes
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 07:14 AM

For info, Cribbins released a "Very Best Of" CD this May, details:

5786582 (cat)
0724357865821 (b/c)
released 17 May 2004 on EMI Gold
distributed by EMI

I saw him playing Nathan Detroit in the National Theatre's multi-award winning revival of "Guys & Dolls" in about 1983 (took over from Bob Hoskins). A real old pro.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: GUEST,Gary
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 09:43 AM

As chance would have it, I have the Right Said Fred 'video' from 1962 on video, plus most of Gossip Calipso on tape/
contact me on gbillingham@ozemail.com.au if you'd like a copy


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 07:13 PM

I remember it - it was played by the ABC here in Oz.

Robin


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: GUEST,Hel
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 02:37 PM

Anyone remember the animation that was done as the "viceo" for Right, Said Fred? It was the removal men, looked like eggs to me. I loved it as a kid and am desperately trying to find it.

Does anyone else remember it? or have any clue on how I might find it?

Cheers m'dears

Hel xx


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: GUEST,Big and Kinda Round
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 11:07 PM

http://www.rexbrough.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/real/hole.ra

and

http://www.rexbrough.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/real/fred.ra



for all ya'll that can't search for em yerselves!

Nooooothing like replying to a thread that is 5 years old!

Toodles!


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Subject: RE: Digging a hole / Bernard Cribbins song
From: GUEST,Michael
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 09:21 AM

There I was, diggin' a hole,
Hole in the ground,
So big and sort of round it was,
And there was I, diggin' it deep,
It was flat at the bottom and the sides were steep.

Then along comes this bloke in a bowler
Which he lifted and scratched his head.
Oh, he looked in the hole, poor demented soul,
And said...

(Do you mind if I make a suggestion?)

Don't dig it there, dig it elsewhere,
You're digging it round and it ought to be square,
The shape of it's wrong, it's much too long,
And you can't have a hole where a hole don't belong.

(What a liberty, eh? Nearly bashed him right in the bowler.)

Well there was I, stood in me hole,
Shovelling earth for all I was worth I was
And there was him, standing up there,
So grand and official with his nose in the air!

So I gave him a look sort of sideways,
And I leaned on my shovel and sighed.
Oh I lit me a fag, and havin' took a drag I replied:

I just couldn't bear to dig it elsewhere,
I'm digging it round 'cause I don't want it square,
And if you disagree it doesn't bother me -
That's the place where the hole's gonna be!

Well there we were, discussing this hole,
Hole in the ground, so big and sort of round it was.
It's not there now, the ground's all flat -
And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat.

And that's that.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Compton
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 08:29 PM

Nigel...god knows who posted the lyric as "All the While"..It really was "Folk Song"...Parlophone Record Lable if I remember right. It hasn't been mentioned above but dear old Bernard was recently dallying with Tracey Barlow in Coronation Street..but appeared to have been firing blanks as he isn't the father of her child. Foreign Mudcatters will have to wait a while for that exciting news!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Margret RoadKnight
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 05:14 PM

Anyone have the CHORDS for "Right, Said Fred"?
Many thanks in anticipation


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 03:18 PM

Compton, sorry, I posted without reading. The lyrics are there but no tune.


Mea Culpa, Mea culpa, Mea culpa...

Nigel


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 02:58 PM

Compton: All The While it is in the DT

Nigel


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Subject: Lyr Add: WHY PADDY'S NOT AT WORK TODAY^^^
From: wilbyhillbilly
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 01:58 AM

Here you go Kendall!


Why Paddy's Not At Work (Excuse Note)

(Pat Cooksey)

Dear Sir I write this note to inform you of my plight
And at the time of writing I am not a pretty sight
My body is all black and blue, my face a deathly gray
I write this note to tell why Paddy's not at work today

While working on the fourteenth floor, some bricks I had to clear
And to throw them down from off the top seemed quite a good idea
But the gaffer wasn't very pleased, he was an awful sod
He said I had to cart them down the ladder in me hod.

Well clearing all those bricks by hand, it seemed so very slow
So I hoisted up a barrel and secured the rope below
But in my haste to do the job, I was too blind to see
That a barrel full of building bricks is heavier than me.

So when I had untied the rope, the barrel fell like lead
And clinging tightly to the rope I started up instead
I took off like a rocket and to my dismay I found
That half way up I met the bloody barrel coming down.

Well the barrel broke my shoulder as on to the ground it sped
And when I reached the top I banged the pulley with me head
I held on tight, though numb with shock from this almighty blow
And the barrel spilled out half its load fourteen floors below

Now when those building bricks fell from the barrel to the floor
I then outweighed the barrel so I started down once more
I held on tightly to the rope as I flew to the ground
And I landed on those building bricks that were scattered all
    around.

Now as I lay there on the deck I thought I'd passed the worst
But when the barrel reached the top, that's when the bottom burst
A shower of bricks came down on me, I knew I had no hope
In all of this confusion, I let go the bloody rope.

The barrel being heavier, it started down once more
And landed right on top of me as I lay on the floor
It broke three ribs and my left arm, and I can only say
That I hope you'll understand why Paddy's not at work today.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Compton
Date: 22 Nov 03 - 07:58 PM

Don't know it all..but to start you off..
"Twas on a monday mornin' o, the weather it was raining,
My love she come to me and said, I have bought a double bed
and mother is complaining..
all all the while the rain it was a-raining...
(OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT!)
It came from a revue around 1960 with a pretty awful B side with Lionel Blair's better looking sister, Joyce.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: GUEST,squarehouse@tiscali.fr
Date: 22 Nov 03 - 05:48 PM

anybody know where to find music for Dicks/Rudge All The While ....on the monday morning-o   etc etc

thanks patrick


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 Sep 03 - 09:35 AM

Ah Sykes... one of teh real greats with timing and subtlety!

Loved him and Hattie Jaques in that TV series about them living together - brother and sister!

He was the brains behind teaching Milligan how to put some sort of structure on the Goons.. (a couple of years of the scripts are co-authored by him)

The ABC (Oz) used to play the Goons Every Sat at 12 noon for about 20 years, now they have moved it to 3:30pm Sat, and a few other times like 5:30am Friday morning... aaaghhh!

Always LOVED the musicians they had. Max Geldray (I believe cover name for the US guy who was McCarthy blacklisted?) and others whise names I can't remember. But I will never forget the week of the BBC musicians strike... the Goons went on, and did all the musical interludes themselves - without instruments!

I think that was the birth of Jim Spriggs ...

I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
Across the Irish Sea!
I've tried walking sideways,
and walking to the front.
But they all just look at me
and say he's just a silly ....

And Harry "Sir Cumference" Secombe (suffered from "Duck's Disease") would burst into song, followed by Sellars "You'll starve!"

Robin


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: C-flat
Date: 07 Sep 03 - 07:56 AM

Bernard Cribbins songs here.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins so
From: Kevin Sheils
Date: 07 Sep 03 - 05:02 AM

Anybody remember "The Plank"? Brilliant short (about 20 mins) that had almost every British Comedian of the period in a cameo - was released on a tape by the BBC with another brilliant simliar sort of short whose name I can't remember.

Ah good old Eric Sykes. It's on a tape with "It's your move" about moving house. There's also a tape containing Eric Sykes' and others "Rhubarb, Rhubarb" and "Mr H is late" but they've probably been deleted......


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 Sep 03 - 02:25 AM

I remember the TV "filler" which had static drawings. It showed a beautiful piano (could have been pianola - they were heavier!) complete with beautiful brass swivelling candlestick holders...

Quick point re Brit Comedy films

Anybody remember "The Plank"? Brilliant short (about 20 mins) that had almost every British Comedian of the period in a cameo - was released on a tape by the BBC with another brilliant simliar sort of short whose name I can't remember. "The Plank" was in much of the same British spirit of "Right said Fred" + farce out of control...


"you played a bum note there paddy" Still can't keep a straight face when I even think of this song. On that album was the famous "travelogue"

QUOTE
From the hill we can see the lights of the town ever changing...

Red, Red and Amber, Green, Amber, and back to Red again...
UNQUOTE

Robin


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins so
From: GUEST,NT
Date: 06 Sep 03 - 08:07 PM

Nigel - the point of the joke is that it is called the pianoforte. That is why the joke works. It is probably because it is British humour.


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Subject: RE: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: GUEST,Suzie
Date: 04 Aug 03 - 12:30 PM

I have been able to download all his songs from Kazzaalite if anyone is interested


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Subject: RE: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: GUEST,Wyrd Sister
Date: 03 Aug 03 - 04:49 PM

Nigel, belated thanks for link to words.


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Subject: RE: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Aug 03 - 03:24 PM

re the quote about "you played a bum note there paddy" and the riot that ensues you will find that that song was Peter sellars and is about a session in a pub.


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Subject: RE: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 03 Aug 03 - 02:48 PM

Jon: surely even Wilde was not being original, the pianoforte (to use its full name) is so called because it can be played either piano, or forte

Nigel


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Subject: RE: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Jon Bartlett
Date: 02 Aug 03 - 08:56 PM

John and Alex, I'm afraid Oscar Wilde got there first. Importance of Being Earnest, Act 1 Scene 1: "Algernon: As far as the piano is concerned, sentiment is my forte."

Good though!


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Subject: RE: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Barbara
Date: 02 Aug 03 - 08:25 PM

Joe, I think this kind of humor is specific to our friends across the pond, a la Flanders and Swann; Monty Python, etc. If nothing else is a give away, why would workmen, movers even, be taking a break and drinking a cuppa tea if they weren't Brits?
I been singing this since I learned it from the February tapes, and his/my tune is close to the posted one tho not exact, and I find it a real trick to keep the verses straight. (Don't try this after a couple pints).
I thought they were probably moving a pump organ or a wardrobe, but part of the song's charm is that the object is never specified, no?
Blessings,
Barbara


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Subject: RE: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: GUEST,Suzie
Date: 02 Aug 03 - 06:56 PM

can't believe I found this! I have been singing Bernard Cribbins for 2 days cos my 14 year old asked if I knew what winkle pickers were. I have all the singles in the loft and downloaded all except winkle pickers from Kazzaa.

I've got those
Wish I'd never bought those
Bloomin' winkle picker
Shoes
Blues

Would love to hear it again. Kids think I've gone barmy!!


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Subject: RE: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Raedwulf
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 02:52 PM

A brief bio of Mr Cribbins including a list of his films, on this Carry On site. Can't find anything about "Winklepicker Shoes" except for references to this discussion or the single!


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Subject: RE: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 12:00 PM

Not to mention the policeman in the first-ever BBC Comedy Playhouse, Barbara's dozy boyfriend Ian[?] (also a PC) in that awful film Dr Who and the Daleks, all the voices for The Wombles (original BBC version), Perks in The Railway Children ... and so many charcter parts in almost everything else.

Steve


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Subject: RE: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Kevin Sheils
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 10:58 AM

Bernard is definitely English, Joe, so I guess the songwriters are as well. As referred to above he was a regular in the "Carry On" films as well as an appearance in Fawlty Towers.


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Subject: RE: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Joe Offer
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 10:51 AM

You can blame Snuffy for the tune, leeneia. Bill D will attest to the fact that I am one of those Certain People that tend to take liberties with tunes (or ignore them completely). I wonder about songwriters Miles Rudge and Ted Dicks - and Bernard Cribbins, for that matter. Are they Americans, English, or what? I imagine "Fred" as a New England song, probably becasue I've only heard New Englanders sing it.

It musta been Fred or somebody started a second new thread on the "Fred" song, and I couldn't see a reason to split the discussion. So, I had a cuppa joe, and then I combined the three threads.

-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred - final detail
From: GUEST,Fred
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 10:06 AM

Yes - the last bit is a spoken tag

it's still on the landing - there is now a visitor's centre & a museum in the building dedicated to me


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred - final detail
From: Kevin Sheils
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 09:59 AM

From memory (long time ago) the original recording did fade out on a spoken section so you may be right.


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Subject: Lyr Req: Right Said Fred - final detail
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 09:46 AM

It's been a battle, but I have managed to fit all the words to Right Said Fred to the MIDI supplied by Joe Offer. But the following words don't seem to fit.

"I said to Char-lie, "We'll just have to leave it Standing on the landing, that's all. Trouble with Fred is, he's too hasty Never get nowhere if you're too hasty."


Are they a spoken tag that came after the rest of the song?
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Someone made the comment that the song didn't have much of a tune, and I agreed at the time I read it. However, after working with the MIDI, I conclude that Certain People have been performing the song without knowing the tune.
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Thanks to the people who made this song possible. I visualize singing it with my husband at the next family gathering. It will amaze and delight the gang.


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Subject: RE: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 04:54 AM

Guest Anne Croucher: I believe a piano was intended, as even then a pianola (with doors concealing the works and spare rolls) was not a commonplace.
The 'Door' referred is not part of the piano:
"Have to take the door off, - Need more space to shift the so and so" would sem to suggest removing an internal house door to create more space .

Nigel
Messages from multiple threads combined. Messages below are from a new thread.
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: Right Said Fred / Bernard Cribbins songs
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 04:47 AM

Wyrd Sister: All The While or "She'd been struck by lightning is in the DT

Nigel


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