BS: What key do you blow your nose in?

Subject: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 07:32 PM

I'm sorry, but I just had to ask.

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 07:35 PM

I thought it was G but it' s not...

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: CarolC
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 07:37 PM

I usually blow it in a han-key

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 07:38 PM

I generally don't blow my nose in a key. I start my car with a key. I blow my nose in a handkerchief.

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 07:43 PM

Chinese dont blow just hawk.

I think they hawk is the bass cleff with varying tones.

Otherwise the non musical ones sound like a load of overwork coffee percs!

Zcchhhhhh Zcccchhh Zcccchhhh splat!

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 07:44 PM

My nose blowing ia atonal. My dad blows his nose in B flat.

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 07:44 PM

A musical thread surely.

I'd imagine that with practice it would be possible to blow in several keys. Or use a nose flute.

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: Allan C.
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 07:45 PM

In order for a key to be properly established chords must be built and used in coordination with one another. This would require the blowing of at least three differentially attuned noses just to make a single chord. In my estimation, it would take a minimum of nine nose blowers to accomplish the task as it should be done. However, careful selection must be made to ascertain the tunings of each nose. Consistency is a real issue.

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: CarolC
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 07:54 PM

I'd pay to see that, Allan.

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: Strick
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 07:57 PM

"I'd imagine that with practice it would be possible to blow in several keys."

Yes (too often all at once), but to keep it simple I use a capo.

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 08:00 PM

The answer to this old joke, of course has already been posted - but what with thread creep - I reckon it will run for a while - if you pardon the expression....

Robin

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: CarolC
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 08:22 PM

Yes (too often all at once), but to keep it simple I use a capo.

I'd pay to see that, too.

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: harpmaker
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 08:37 PM

El Ted has got the most amazing nose, he can get any key,-REALY. I have heard him play it. The last time I heard him play was in a public toilet harmonising with George Mickelle, I said, hello El Ted, thats a nice nose you've got, did you pick it yourself!!

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: Allan C.
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 08:54 PM

I can whistle in one key while simultaneously humming through my nose in another. However, this has limited application as you might imagine.

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 08:55 PM

Well, as a trumpeter, I have to ask: if you have to tune it, do you push in or pull out? And if so, what (or maybe I don't want to know)?

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: Allan C.
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 08:56 PM

I have a mental image of everyone who read the posting above giving it a go just to see if maybe they can do it too. Heh heh heh!

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 09:12 PM

Foolestroupe, I know that a moped/motorbike is in G, because someone told me so. I believe this is a major problen because...

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: harpmaker
Date: 18 Mar 04 - 09:45 PM

Bobjack eats hamsters.

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: LadyJean
Date: 19 Mar 04 - 12:15 AM

A bugler named Dougal Mac Dougal
Found a wonderful way to be frugal
He learned how to sneeze in various keys
Thus saving the cost of a bugle.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: Bassic
Date: 19 Mar 04 - 01:35 AM

Allan........I have been inspired! After a few moments practice I have discovered I can hum a high note.......glissando to a low note and back to a high note again....... and whistle a simmilar glissando in the opposite direction at the same time! Will I make lots of money out of this new found ability? *BG*

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Mar 04 - 03:50 AM

If your feet smell, and your nose runs.
You're upside down!
John

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 19 Mar 04 - 04:18 AM

C Sharp diminished dorian minor key

phew

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: matai
Date: 19 Mar 04 - 05:20 AM

and which nostril in what key?

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: ced2
Date: 19 Mar 04 - 07:40 AM

F off #

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Mar 04 - 07:46 AM

why do we waste bandwidth with this crap?

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 19 Mar 04 - 07:49 AM

"In order for a key to be properly established chords must be built and used in coordination with one another."

I nose that's not true. (So does anyone who's ever whistled a tune.)

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: Splott Man
Date: 19 Mar 04 - 07:55 AM

Whistling and humming simultaneously...

I remember a bloke on Workers' Playtime (BBC radio, late 50s - I was VERY young!) who would whistle marches and hum the bass line at the same time.

Now can anyone out there do that?

I bet Roger Whittaker can.

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 04 - 09:03 AM

I'm working on a Y-shaped breath attachement. Why, you ask? Because that way you could play without stopping for breath!

No more of those messy pauses or rests in the music! When one nostril is out of breat the other simply takes over playing!

This will revolutionize music, folks, as well as folk music. Think of it: pipers, trumpeters, clarinetists, flugelhornies, flautists, tubasters, saxophonies and all the rest of the blowers could not only join the guitarists, zitherists, dulcimerries, banjoers (that's Spanish, by the way), pianoers, harpies, and other stringers in singing!

Yes! Finally trumpeters (ahem!) will be able to play and still join their voices with those of fiddlers, piccolons will be able to sing along with the gutbucketeer, frenchhornies with the bodhranites! Windies will finally become as free as the g-stringers and the whackos!

I have run into only one small problem, however. Trumpets and such have spit valves, and this wonderful and revolutionary new advance needs something similar, only it keeps getting clotted up. But this can be overcome, so stay tuned.

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: Allan C.
Date: 19 Mar 04 - 09:24 AM

Work with me here, McGrath. Jeez!

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: GUEST,disgusted ivor bigginin
Date: 19 Mar 04 - 09:53 AM

You sad bastards !!!! I thought I had heard it all but this thread poops everything I have read yet.

Why don't some of you get a life.The world is in a state of chassis and all you lot can do is mump on about shit like this.

And before any you come back with your usual feeble attemps at justifying this kind of crap - like people such as I should be a bit more lighthearted - think about the little ones out there who - god forbid - look up to you.I think most of you are old enough to breed and are so called adults with famillies.

I look to this site for a little light entertainment and information about a subject that is dear to my heart,what do I get as soon as my eye is of the ball, semi pornagraphic filth.What next enquiries about todgers and bodilly functions. Get with the programme and jump aboard the good ship happiness for fucks sake!!!!

What really is frightening is that you self satisfied, preening pricks have got the vote.How creepy is that?

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: GUEST,ivor bigginin
Date: 19 Mar 04 - 09:55 AM

Whoops! I wrote "state of chassis" I feel like a total dickhead now

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: GUEST,ivor bigginin
Date: 19 Mar 04 - 10:00 AM

You sound like one as well.Stop trading under my name you sad bastard.

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: GUEST,ivor bigginin
Date: 19 Mar 04 - 10:02 AM

hang on, i am talking to myself now had sad is that?

Subject: RE: BS: What key do you blow your nose in?
From: GUEST,ivor bigginin
Date: 19 Mar 04 - 10:04 AM

ooh boy, what a shit sandwich this has turned out to be. which me is me?