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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 20 Mar 04 - 02:46 AM Sorry bit of thread drift here. When I was in submarines we never had problems with roaches. Only with fruit flies which managed to breed in huge numbers due to the humid warm conditions and availability of food. We were not allowed to use insect sprays as they would have an adverse affect on the boats atmosphere. Our Med Tech came up with the idea of placing glasses of sweet sherry aound the for'd part of the boat, the idea being that the fruit flies would be attracted to the glasses, drink, fall in and drown. It was reasonably succesfull. Our captain was surprised to get a request from a rating on official paperwork to be re-rated as a fruit fly. The ratings justification were: 1. Run of the boat 2. No watches 3. Choice of thousands of females even at sea 4. Help yourself to as much food as you could eat 5. Free booze 6. An unlicenced allowance to drink yourself to death The captain turned this down on the grounds that a submariner could not receive flying pay as well as submarine allowance and additionaly that though the rating was known to having a rather over active '5th' limb when ashore he had no chance of growing a 6th limb (or even wings)and submarines could not carry 'disabled' ratings. Said rating returned to the sonar shack muttering about the inequality of life in boats. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 19 Mar 04 - 11:43 PM Come to think of it, my friend Kristi's hamster has a house that's far more elaborate than my own house. All kindsa fun tubes to climb up into and slide down and other cool stuff. Maybe I'll get a divorce and marry the hamster! Then, when the hamster kicks the bucket in a couple of years the house will be all mine! Of course, there's the little problem of how do you get a 6'3" 200# guy into a two cubic foot hamster house but, hey, who ever said the path of true love was gonna be easy? Bruce |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: LadyJean Date: 19 Mar 04 - 11:25 PM I'm stressed, and I haven't had much sleep. All I can think of is a guinea pig marrying a cheese. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Amergin Date: 19 Mar 04 - 09:38 PM Hey watch it, Brucie...R. Llama may get really jealous.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Peace Date: 19 Mar 04 - 09:28 PM Kendall, it's for you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 19 Mar 04 - 09:22 PM We have a guinea pig who has been twice widowed. Both the men in her life popped their little clogs one after the other and without getting her pregnant, which is pretty amazing for a guninea pig. She has tried the 'lonely carrots columns' as well as the interhutch chat pages with no avail. Anyone want a nice black brown and white bride with lovely button eyes? |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Peace Date: 19 Mar 04 - 08:56 PM Hey, Kendall was in a helicopter with a giraffe. See the "Can Horses Swim thread. What is it with this guy? And you're feeling sympathy for him? |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Peace Date: 19 Mar 04 - 08:42 PM Disgusting. You people are making light of Kendall's beastiality. What the hell is with all this sympathy for Kendall. He knocks the poor dear up, leaves her with child, and you are worried about how HE feels. What about HER! He stole her from the warm embrace of another 'catter. Jaysus, get yer priorities in order here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Amergin Date: 19 Mar 04 - 06:31 PM It does break my heart that two such lovers cannot be united in wedded bliss...I wish all the luck in the world to Kendall and Ms. Llama.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: akenaton Date: 19 Mar 04 - 05:09 PM I am very touched by the tone of R Llamas' post. She is obviously the victim of a hard and uncaring society. It is an absolute disgrace that she should be subjected to this extreme mental cruelty,and her family forced to suffer this stigma,(perhaps the father could change his name by deed poll. Would this help? Where are the Amoses and Kat laughings when they are really needed to give support. Fair weather friends indeed...Ake |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: GUEST,Rama LLama Date: 19 Mar 04 - 04:42 PM I wish you humans could marry us, too. I have met a very dear lovely man, you may know. His name is Kendall Morse. He is so lovely and gentle and caring and great in the barn to boot. I wish he could marry me. I do not want our children to be born out of wedlock. Unfortunately with the draconian racist laws humanity has created against the holy unions of our two races, they will be. I am happy all the same that I am lucky to be bearing his lovely children. I love you, Kendall. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Nemesis Date: 19 Mar 04 - 04:26 PM Ben Dover .. I get it: you're a gardener, right? Forking and plucking in beds ...? How is your back after a hard day at it? :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Peace Date: 19 Mar 04 - 03:20 PM Ewe, ewe, ewe, I'm in love with ewe, ewe, ewe . . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: GUEST Date: 19 Mar 04 - 02:41 PM 'course once they'be been had their self esteem plummets. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Rapparee Date: 19 Mar 04 - 02:16 PM Mary had a little lamb... I've always wondered about that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: GUEST,MMario Date: 19 Mar 04 - 02:03 PM All she wants is security for her precious little lambs. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Gareth Date: 19 Mar 04 - 02:02 PM This is appalling ! Why my entire future may be threatened if a woolyback could mention marrage ! Gareth |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Ben Dover Date: 19 Mar 04 - 12:10 PM Corridus you are getting carried away! Do you have the hots for Brenda? Has she spurned your affectiond in the past? Do tell. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: GUEST,R.Sole Date: 19 Mar 04 - 12:08 PM Ben, phil, lets have a mini mudcat meet, nobody with silly names can come to it though. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: GUEST,Corridus Date: 19 Mar 04 - 12:07 PM And jOhn from Hull is an incontinent pervert! |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: GUEST,Corridus Date: 19 Mar 04 - 12:06 PM I OBJECT TO THE THEME OF THIS THREAD!!! It's offensive to hamsters! I demand that it be closed! |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: GUEST,Phil McCracken Date: 19 Mar 04 - 12:04 PM Ben, we have got to get together one of these days. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Ben Dover Date: 19 Mar 04 - 11:59 AM A multi species army camouflaged with cheese you say? That sounds awfully French. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Peace Date: 19 Mar 04 - 11:40 AM There is NO SUCH THING as virgin wool in Canada. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: GUEST,Roquerfort Date: 19 Mar 04 - 11:34 AM Why do you inquire about my mate? |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: GUEST Date: 19 Mar 04 - 11:26 AM Did you mean camenbert? |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Rapparee Date: 19 Mar 04 - 11:13 AM You never heard of camouflage? |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Ben Dover Date: 19 Mar 04 - 10:46 AM Trust the Canadians to be one step ahead of the Yanks.No wonder you can't raise up a decent army nowadays, Where would you get the uniforms from for multi species divisions? |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Bill D Date: 19 Mar 04 - 10:41 AM In Canada, it's already in the works |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: el ted Date: 19 Mar 04 - 10:30 AM What a bloody insult!! why can't gays marry in our churches............ oh.I'll get my coat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: GUEST Date: 19 Mar 04 - 10:28 AM their union may be blessed I believe - but there is nit-piocking about calling the ceremony "marriage" |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: el ted Date: 19 Mar 04 - 10:26 AM Thanks GUEST. How dumb of me. Can gay cheeses marry each other in an English church? yuk! |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Ben Dover Date: 19 Mar 04 - 09:58 AM Why thank you john P. altogether now - MY NAME IS MY HOBBY. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: GUEST Date: 19 Mar 04 - 09:54 AM el ted - sign language. Most cheese use ISDS (International Standard Dairy Sign) |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: John P Date: 19 Mar 04 - 09:52 AM OK, Ben Dover. I'll bite. What's your hobby? |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Ben Dover Date: 19 Mar 04 - 09:48 AM Nowt new there Molly. the scots and welsh have been interbreeding with sheep for decades! But in true mudcat tradition, I defend your right to say what you like whether I agree with you or not blah blah blah.............And you certainly should be entitled to half the farm. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: GUEST,Molly the Sheep Date: 19 Mar 04 - 09:35 AM Hell yes! Interspecies marriages! It's about time! Look, you |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: el ted Date: 19 Mar 04 - 09:22 AM just spotted something on a very very long thread about dating- matai (a tree) and corridus ( a hamster) are both lonely!! I proposed we pair them up and marry them off at a mudcat event.There, the world's fist inter - species marriage. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: el ted Date: 19 Mar 04 - 08:50 AM You silly billy! How would two lumps of cheese exchage their vows when cheese can't speak!( I think anyway) |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Ben Dover Date: 19 Mar 04 - 08:45 AM My point exactly Rap old boy! If two blokes can mince up the ailse together, why can't a man and a hamster? Or a man and a pound of cheese? Or a pound of cheese with another pound of cheese? |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Rapparee Date: 19 Mar 04 - 08:42 AM Forget same species marriage, how about marrying within the same...well, I've know folks who married snakes and vegetables. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: el ted Date: 19 Mar 04 - 06:52 AM I rest my case your Worship! |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Ben Dover Date: 19 Mar 04 - 06:50 AM My name is also my hobby. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: greg stephens Date: 19 Mar 04 - 06:49 AM What is the explanation of your slightly curious name Mr Dover? |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: Ben Dover Date: 19 Mar 04 - 06:45 AM Nope, I ain't! |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 19 Mar 04 - 06:40 AM el Ted A somewhat revealing post. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: GUEST,Curious Date: 19 Mar 04 - 06:32 AM I need a radox bath anyone care to join me ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: GUEST,Buffy the hamster slayer Date: 19 Mar 04 - 06:28 AM Relax, I'm here............. ooh, sorry, wrong thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: el ted Date: 19 Mar 04 - 06:15 AM Ben, Interesting thread...... Would I be right in saying that you are gay? Is this all a bit of a smokescreen to try and advance these bloody ridiculous "same sex marriage" ideas? |
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Subject: RE: BS: about same species marriage From: GUEST,Brenda Date: 19 Mar 04 - 06:03 AM Pets r us have run me up a nice little wedding dress, just need a church now. |
