BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!

Subject: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:52 AM

I just received this. Take head!! I've checked it out and this is not a hoax!!

New Virus

There is a new virus. The code name is "WORK".

If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or
from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This
virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two
friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately
and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely
deleted from your brain.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.
Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are
already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life.
If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least
five friends. Then retry.

I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive so I'm
headed for the bar anyway.....it never hurts to be safe!

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:55 AM

always been a four letter word as far as I'm concerned.

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:06 PM

I just received this. Take head!! I've checked it out and this is not a hoax!!


Rapaire:

Depends on who you're finding who's givin' it, I guess...much as I admire you from a distance an' all...


A

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:12 PM

Yeah. Talk about a Freudian slip. Whose head are we supposed to take?

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:17 PM

like the Jivaro indians say.."plan ahead"

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:22 PM

I ain't giving it! Find it yourself!

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:28 PM

You're just getting ahead of yourself, Rapaire!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Nemesis
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 02:02 PM

Removing a rib helps, I hear?

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 02:19 PM

It's hard to be good . . . but it's gotta be hard to be good.

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 03:14 PM

Wondering whether I should stick my oar in this water. . . naw. . .it's bound to blow over. . .

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 03:16 PM

ouch.

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Amergin
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 03:22 PM

Rap, I got something for you... Right here!

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 03:46 PM

That's a good price, but I've already got knee pads. I got them right after I had knee surgery a couple or three years back. But thanks for thinking of me, and I do have to get a hard hat with face shield, so if you see one for a decent price, let me know.

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 03:50 PM

oooooooo. . .this imagery is just getting worse. . .kneepads and a face sheild. . .

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 03:56 PM

Well, yeah, I'm planning to use my grinder, so I'd like to take what precautions I can.

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:48 PM

Grinders work, but electric toothbrushes are a lot less likely to leave scars.

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:01 AM

hahahahahaha!

You guys are focusing on the wrong rooms in the house. Think kitchen--and the bread machine--on the manual setting, of course. It even provides little surges of heat while it works.

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:06 AM

Well it's got rhythm, but it always kneads more dough....


A

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Amergin
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:08 AM

rofl

Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 09:38 AM

...she could only get thrills
From electrical drills
Or an off-center emery wheel.