BS: Hamster Powered Cars

Subject: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 08:13 AM

Toyota have developed a hamster powered car and built a prototype, this will be good if it goes into full production, save loads of petrol, and no polution, [apart from a bit of hamster poo].
I forgot how to make a link, but put "hamster powered car" into your searcher to find full details.

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 08:14 AM

PS-Someone has desiegned a hamster powered plane as well.

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Tracey Dragonsfriend
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 08:25 AM

What will Corridus make of all this? Exploitation of the working hamster...

Tracey
www.scorchpyro.co.uk

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Tracey Dragonsfriend
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 09:16 AM

Links :

Hamster-powered Car

Hamster-powered Extra-lazy Susan

Hamsters Galore!

Hampster Dance

Have fun!

Cheers
Tracey
Scorch's Pyrography

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 09:36 AM

jOhn - perhaps this is the opening which you need. If you could become the main supplier of Hamsters, you might have the same sort of power over the world economy that Saudi Arabia and OPEC have these days.

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 09:39 AM

good idea dave, i will start a hamster farm.

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Tracey Dragonsfriend
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 09:42 AM

Wherever are you going to get the little tiny wellies, rakes & hoes from?

Tracey
Scorch's Pyrography

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Megan L
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 01:19 PM

tried that went bankrupt when they turned vampire

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Tracey Dragonsfriend
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 01:48 PM

Vampire HAMSTERS?? Oh no... just when I thought I was safe!

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 03:39 PM

people are in general too dismissive of the role in western civilisation played by hamsters and other minorities. discuss

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 03:49 PM

Question? Clarification?

Would you like us to start with the role of Hamsters in Hannibal's crossing of the Alps - or shall we begin a bit earlier - say with the Hamster's role in the cro-magnon usurption of Neanderthal territory? Or perhaps a bit later - say with the role of Hamsters in the development of the British Navy under Victoria?

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 04:15 PM

We built a toilet under Victoria.

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 09:07 PM

there was the max bygraves song tulips from hamster damn!
the jacques brel classic the red lights of hamster damn!
there are probably signs of hamsterian influences in Shakespeare and Lennon and macartney - its just that nobody had looked.Not to mention Johnny mathis who sang
these things I do
hamster in love with you

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 09:27 PM

no one explained how long hamsters can work on an ounce of hamster feed...or how many hamsters it takes to make that teeny car go!....I'm putting MY money on rickshaws!

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: GUEST,Corridus
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 01:26 AM

I am still alive and am writing this on a borrowed laptop, courtesy of Freddy the White Rat, a rodent and a gentleman. I have been through absolute hell in the last few weeks, due to the vicious and diabolical games and tortures devised by the Rich Kid, who has too much spare time on his hands. Most of these involve various radio-controlled vehicles and other hazardous devices, such as rockets and parachutes. I have been cast adrift in boats, propelled in monster trucks and slot cars at insane speeds, sent aloft in balloons and even in the nose cone of a rocket (dreadful experience!), sent underwater in submersibles....the horrors go on and on! The positive side is, I am getting lots of ideas for my next romance novel, which I shall call "20,000 Seeds Under the Sea", or something like that.

I am gratified by this thread, which is a nice tribute to hamsters. I shall resume my own thread as soon as is practicable.

Freddy says "Hi". That's all for now.

- Corridus

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 04:23 AM

golden brown - obviously a strong hamster influence there
watch out for hamsterian influences and mind bending experiences

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 08:12 AM

Not to mention 'Hamster Prince of Denmark'

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Charley Noble
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 09:16 AM

And the old forebitter:

In Hamsterdam there lived a maid,
Mark well what I do say;
In Hamsterdam there lived a maid,
And she was mistress of her trade,
I'll go no more a roving,
With you, fair maid.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble & the Rodent Mariners

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 09:24 AM

And the Pied Piper of Hamster!

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 11:46 AM

how can hamsters type?
is Corridos somebody pretending to be a hamster?

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 11:49 AM

JOhn! How could you even *begin* to suspect that?

I feel Corridus shows far too much insight into the life of a rodent to be other then what he is - a hamster with a knack for storytelling.

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 11:56 AM

oh, i just wondered how he typed.

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: JudyB
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 12:08 PM

Maybe he doesn't - there are a number of speech recognition programs on the market these days....

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 12:50 PM

Hamsters are rubbish.

Amos

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 01:00 PM

you mean they come from Rubia?

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 01:02 PM

and who could forget Danny Kaye......
I'm Hans Christian Hamster damn!

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Pogo
Date: 05 Jun 04 - 12:45 AM

My gosh...Think of the possibilties for the up and rising hamster barons...They'll corner the market on small tailless rodents...The gerbil breeders will have to start some pretty slick campaigns to counteract that...

And let's not even get into what happens when the unions get involved O_O

Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 05 Jun 04 - 02:08 AM

when fred astaire was singing cheek to cheek, the chances are he had hamsters in mind