BS: Kendall's book

Subject: BS: Kendall's book
From: kendall
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 07:14 AM

Because a few of you didn't follow through on your order for the last of the books, I am about to put one of them in the auction. It's my way of contributing to the Mudcat.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 08:17 AM

Bid! GET THIS BOOK!! I got the last one, and it's worth every cent of the $1,000,000 check I sent to Max! Far superior to anything else you've ever read, including the New and Old Testaments, or anything by Billy Bob Shakespeare, Johnny Grisham, or Danielle Steel!

Here's an excerpt, you'll laugh your socks off:

"...pot heads..." (p. 347).

And the word "the" is used ONLY ONCE on page 25! (I counted, but then I'm no mathematician.)

The binding is as good as it gets, the pagination is more or less accurate, there a only a very few misspellings, the type is clear and easy to read, and the cover art is in color (and in the UK and similar benighted places it spontaneously changes to colour!).

Never before have I read a book like this one! It changed my life, giving it new direction and meaning. I was able to skip steps 2 through 11 on a 12-step program. I embraced the Rapture. It brought me Hope and Joy (and their father, who was totin' a 12 gauge). I won the Utah State Lottery. I haven't smoked since I got it. My skin cleared up. I was able to walk upright. I no longer tangle my fingers in guitar strings. My virility increased a thousandfold, and my age dropped 30 years. I can read and write.

GET THIS BOOK -- CHANGE YOUR LIFE. IT'S THAT SIMPLE.






Besides, Kendall's got a brand new Sear's catalog.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 08:30 AM

I got one through the auction and it made me laugh. Ignore the ramblings above.
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 09:10 AM

I was lucky enough to be given one by the great man himself - it's a great read and he should do more.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 10:51 AM

JacquiC,you might consider re-phrasing the first part of you last post!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 11:49 AM

Why????

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book
From: kendall
Date: 31 Jul 04 - 07:11 AM

The bidding now stands at $27.00, and it closes tonight at midnight. Last chance folks, let's do something for the Mudcat.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book
From: Joe Offer
Date: 01 Aug 04 - 01:52 AM

Looks like it's all over, and Alaska Mike slipped in and won the bidding for $28. Click here to see what happened in the auction.
-Joe Offer-