Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: GUEST,The Beast of Farlington
Date: 01 Sep 04 - 02:13 PM

That last one was me, Far Ted. And so's this one.

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 04 - 02:12 PM

194

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Sep 04 - 09:56 AM

193

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 01 Sep 04 - 09:41 AM

Who's Far Ted?

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Sep 04 - 07:42 AM

I feel a 200th post trophy coming my way.......

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: ossonflags
Date: 01 Sep 04 - 06:37 AM

Hope it is a real tying one, cos that is style.

I have just purchased "the singers friend", a bear holder that screws on to the side of me mike stand - best tenner I spent at whitby.

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Sep 04 - 05:29 AM

Morning Dave. Get yourself to Marlborough Club tomorrow night, I will treat you to your favourite Pimm's.

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 01 Sep 04 - 05:18 AM

Good morning.

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 01 Sep 04 - 05:14 AM

Pointless inter-county abuse is indeed most welcome!

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Sep 04 - 03:31 AM

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Sep 04 - 03:31 AM

Today I am wearing my new bow tie from "Stafford's" of Beverley, now THAT'S culture!

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Les from Hull
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 08:16 PM

Sorry, we tend to forget how culturally deprived you are over there (is pointless inter-County abuse ok then?)

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: wigan
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 03:25 PM

good to see the jokes are filtering through.
but sod the semi-colons, how about learning to spell so that us lesser mortals can understand without scratching our heads

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 11:39 AM

9TH WORLD OF COURSE!

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 11:36 AM

What's Hull then? 19th world?

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 11:25 AM

FarTington IS third world

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Nick
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 11:08 AM

It must be the lure of the 3rd World Spoon Playing Championship. Lynne is searching the cutlery drawers as we speak to see if we have a chance of tempting Les and Maggie away.

Perhaps we could have the Farlington Spoon Playing Competition and not invite anyone from the third world as a gesture and so's we don't clash? Seems a long way to come for all these third world people - I wonder who's funding it as it must be jolly expensive.

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 10:46 AM

Bugger Trimdon Les! You and that fine bouzouki should be at FarTington.

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Les from Hull
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 09:37 AM

Maggie and I aren't sure yet, as we've been trying to get to Trimdon for this weekend. But that might be a bit expensive, so who knows?

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Nick
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 08:46 AM

That's what prompted it. I'm with my namesake George Orwell and Umberto Eco and can't think when I last used one; can't see why people would want to use them; can't really see the point in them (no pun intended). Might start a BS thread

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 08:35 AM

Re the semi-colon discussion. Read 'Eats, Shoots and Leaves' by Lynne Truss. That should clear it all up.

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: harpmaker
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 08:34 AM

I might go if I'm doing nowt

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: GUEST,Richard
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 08:23 AM

Excellent! See you there.

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 07:41 AM

Oh there you are !    I prefer haddock myself. No problem with friday collection Richard, we will wait till you turn up

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: GUEST,Richard
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 07:33 AM

Hello All,

Sorry for my silence. I have been galivanting, without my fiddle, which is being modified to include spoiler and alloy tuning pegs. I have also discovered that the streets of London are not paved with gold.

I am looking forwards to friday very much. I hope to meet Super Ted et al. on Chants Ave as I will be coming directly from my second home, the university. I will be there between 5:45 and 6pm. (I hope that this is ok with you Ted). For Ben's info, I indend to camp.

I have just had an epiphany (without anasthetic), during which I have discovered a method for calulating the selection coefficient in the Pantophysin gene of North Sea cod. My life is very exciting.

See you all on friday.

Richard.

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 05:29 AM

heloo =I don't need to camp, i'm not a camp sort of bloke
maybe ted likes to camp but not me, thanks anyway.john

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 05:23 AM

hello=i seen NiCk_ in real life, he got a red jacket, like father christmuss.


anyway=i will tell grayum and Soo to go then,, i will give them a lift , if there not doing nowt.

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 05:19 AM

THAT is a stroke of genius Nick! what a great name! Stand by for another sex... I mean name change ladies.

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Nick
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 04:52 AM

Anyone is welcome, John, no invites needed. If people need to camp then it would be handy to know as the space is a little limited for tents though huge for campers and things.

As you keep coming to Farlington, Ted, perhaps you could abandon Superted and become Far Ted?

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 04:37 AM

ted see pm.

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 04:32 AM

Nick,
    just a thought. there is a field at the back of the pub, do you know the farmer? Just in case we have a tent or two too many. Don't think we have a problem, but just in case.....

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 04:07 AM

My Van is bedford rascal, and Mick seen it at work, mickj says "jhon, your van is shit, and too rusty etc". but my van is newer [how you spell newer?
my van is newr than mick van, do i'm not bpothreedd.
anyway=ted=i drove a big truck before [44 tonner, so just shut up!

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 04:07 AM

I was el ted jOhn, but I lost it somehow!!! when I switched my computer on last week I came in as a "guest" buggered if I know what to do get el ted back!!

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 04:02 AM

anyway=final details sorting out=
i fink Guest richard lives in Beverley, so=no needs for ted [El Ted in real life] to go to chants ave, = 1 of us cou;d pick him up from benbberley, is johnn and chrishgtrimne goiing?

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 03:59 AM

You aren't man enough to drive a Fiat Scud jOhn. And any bugger can come to FarTington!! The beast may eat a few of them mind.

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 03:53 AM

I going to swap vans with Ted wehn he's not looking!
his van is better than mine, and same colour so maybe he wont find out till to late!

i make an idea=we stop halfway some where, and i tell ted to sit in my van, then i drive off in ted van.

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 03:48 AM

We got ourselves a convoy!

[anyone else wants a loft?


i see last night graham and soo, but they don't know nothing about it, can any people go, or they have to be invited, if so hoo by?

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: ossonflags
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 03:38 AM

"Aint it a beautiful sight?"

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 03:37 AM

I'll bring up the rear Mick, my beautiful Fiat Scud ain't fast! ALL ABOARD - CHANTERLANDS AVENUE 6PM FRIDAY 3RD
penny is travelling up friday pm with christine, so we are sorted!

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 03:33 AM

this is sounding really nice!

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: ossonflags
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 03:31 AM

Ted, looks like we gotta convoy !!

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: ossonflags
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 03:30 AM

Les and Maggie, are you still coming with me?

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Nick
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 03:30 AM

Is that loitering with intent?

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 03:27 AM

Same here Mick. picking sophia up 5.30pm, then will loiter on Chants ave for richard etc. leave Hull at 6pm.
Back to Beverley sunday am.

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: ossonflags
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 03:15 AM

John, looks like we will be leaving round about 6.00pm, you can follow us then if you like.

Got a coupla places left in the Punchmobile if any one needs a lift (will be returning Sunday in time for "Monks Walk" Session)

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 31 Aug 04 - 03:07 AM

Yo wigan,
         chris will have van space for sprogs.

nick,
       tents so far: wigan. richard. me. anyone else?

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 30 Aug 04 - 11:07 PM

Heloo Nick=you up early then!
anyway=i'm going
note to Ted n Mick [real names =El Ted and Ossonflags]=
i don't knoew where it is, so can i follow 1 or both of you there?
Mick-waht time you setting off, and are you going straight there, and can i follow your van?
i know where mick house is, i been there a few times and drunk a few bottles of rum, 1 time i went there till about 5 in the morning, and drinked 2 bottles of mick rum, i was tired and nearly asleep, and run out of rum, but mick said "no problum, therre another botle in the cuboard"!,
but i said 2no thanks, i falling asleep alreadfy!
i think mick got loads of drinking experience and it takes loads of bears for him too get pissed, [he is old, thats why, and been drinking for years]

and we was listening to Christie Moor on micks stereo, and it was really nice.

Nick saying=do people likew to eat?
anser =Yes, I like to eat fried mushrooms, and strwaberrys, and fish fingers, and chocerlate cakes, and bacon sandwidges, and things like that.

but food should be cheap, not like whitby sandwidge bar [i went there, i got 2 tuna sandwidges and a bun, guess how much it was?
it was 5 quid!
i said to sandwidge woman="you bloddy joking arent ye?
she says 2No, that is our prices, blooddy fiddling basterds!

5 quid for 2 sandwidges and a bun!
waht a ficking rip off!

[it was really 4.80, but thats nearly 5 quid]
total bloody con, you can buy a house for that in hull !


and sweatrcorn in it, did i ask for sweat corn=no i dident!

anyeay=whitby sandwidge bar=big rip off, and big load of shit.


anyway=does any hull people wants a lift to far lington?
les, maggie eytc?

or guest richard?
ted and mick=if you van get to fill up=put them in my van if you like.

Mick seen my van, he says "is that your van, its shit, its too rusty, i'm not botherd, its good van, its bit rusty but ok, few local folkies been in my van, like lez and maggy, amd chris and genny, and people like that etc.

anyway=guees who i saw tonight?
it was grayum and Soo, i ask them if they goingf to farlington, they say dont know,. dont know nothing about it, [i went to there house, thewy live in park avenuew], he plays a banjo and guitar, and she plays a drum., and you can see them in tap amnd spile sometines, specially on a sunday.

she [Soo], does singing as well.


I dont sing, thats because my singing is shit, and there is already plemty of good singers in hull.

anyway=I sang ac song at hull folk club last month [it was a trade unuinon protreest type song],
and that manager bloke came in the singiing room and said to me "Youd better stop singing, because all the neeghbours have started complaining"
so i'm not singing no more, [my singing is a bit shit anyeway!

i looking forwards to farlinhton=my favourite bit is just lisening.
i think it will be really nice.


i made a folk club, but i don;t sing there, bexause my singing is carap, =plus also=
its better for me to give the good people a chance,
and i like to listen , not sing.

john

ps=if you want a lift=just let me knoew.

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Nick
Date: 30 Aug 04 - 10:00 PM

wigan -

Everyone who wants to sing always has the chance to sing at Farlington - the only person who could prevent that is oneself. You may only get one turn per night if it is that busy but noone will ever stop you (but we'll encourage you next time around if you miss it first time...)

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Nick
Date: 30 Aug 04 - 09:53 PM

Sorry to be boring here and hugely looking forward to next weekend but could we touch base for a second?

How many tents?

Do people want to eat?

Who is actually coming? Just a rough idea on friday/saturday would help.

Just being fair to Ben; he deserves to know.

(BTW if anyone wants to discuss the semi colon let's start a new thread - what ARE semi colons about?)

Subject: RE: Blacksmiths Arms nr York Sept 3 w/end
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 30 Aug 04 - 03:12 PM

coal dust becomes soot once it's burnt.