BS: Dead Cats.

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 04:13 AM

theres some right weird basterds round here, i will make a few enquiries , and see wahts going on.

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 04:07 AM

Maybe they put the mud in first knowing that their cat was poorly and going to die and they needed somewhere it bury it

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: C-flat
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 03:01 AM

Sir j0hn, first you wake up to find your bin has been filled with mud and then, some days later, you find a dead cat deposited there,

(thinks)CAT, MUD, CAT, MUD, there's got to be a connection there somewhere!

I'll give the matter some thought and get back to you if I can find any links.

C-flat.

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Blackcatter
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 01:18 AM

One word of advice jOhn: Conspiracy.

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 01:12 AM

Dead cat - the other white meat!
Enjoy.

Seamus

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 28 Jul 04 - 11:44 PM

Quoute=I be sure to include that, and Sthonhenge etc"

stonhenhehge is rubbish, its just a load of old stones, they should nock it down and build a pub there.

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 28 Jul 04 - 11:30 PM

I phoned the police, they took my name and adress, said they don't want to see it, and won't attend, and don't need to take a statement,
they gave me a "log number", it is 359 of today, wahtever that means, they said if i find out any more information to quoute that number"

IF i find out any more information?
surely thats there job?

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Peace
Date: 28 Jul 04 - 11:29 PM

John, it had to go in a bin somewhere. Don't be taking it personal. However, I think a call to the purples is in order. If you are at all concerned that someone is trying to give you a difficult time, letting them know what and when stuff happens could be a good thing. Keep well my friend.

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 28 Jul 04 - 11:24 PM

hello brucie, you can call me john if you like, who put it there, and why?

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Peace
Date: 28 Jul 04 - 11:22 PM

"if anyone wants to see it., it will be there till the dustmen come on monday"

jOhn: should I come to England from Alberta in the next few days I will be sure to include that along with Stonehenge and The Bard's birth place.

When I saw the thread title I intended to post a laconic "Stuff it." However, as you can see, I have changed my mind.

I am no longer sure how to address you, because hey you is much too informal and Sir jOhn is much too stilted. Perhaps, hither to fore, I shall refer to you as the man with the pussy in his bin. If that suits you pleasure, please let me know.

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 28 Jul 04 - 11:18 PM

Anyway=I told my freind called Steve about this, he says "oh well, least you dident get a horses head in your bed"
i said "did you get a horses head in your bed?"
he says "no"
i says, "waht you bloody on about then?"

Stupid Steve!, [maybe it was him, trying to wind me up?

he can piss off it its him, i like jokes, but dead cats in bins are not funny]
Wahts funny about that?
nothing, its not even a joke
i don't think it was him, but he's always taking the piss, but i think thats just his way.


i'm not frightened of it, i just want to know who put it there, and why?

steve said 2"Are you in the Mafier?"
no i'm not [i'm not] mafiar is italy, not hull.

apparrntly mafia put dead cats in bins to scare people, [dident scare me [not much, did a little bit though!].

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Jul 04 - 11:14 PM

someone saw that apple core, I guess---this is what happens when you have a special interest in rubbish and the disposal thereof--

(no doubt LOTS of residents who know you will be 'round to examine the cat, j0hn)

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 28 Jul 04 - 11:04 PM

ps-i'm not going to post my address, in case any nutters put any more weird stuff in my bin, [just a few weeks ago some weirdo filled my bin with mud]

I wonder if this is some kind of racist attack?

There is a CCTV camera at the end of my street, i might phone the police, see wahts going on. [it covers my drive, but not my bin, i might phone them anyway].

Subject: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 28 Jul 04 - 10:59 PM

Some basterd put a dead cat in my dustbin yesterday, no idea who, or why, it is black and white, and appears to have died of natural causes, this is quite puzzling, ie why would they put it in my bin?
surely if someones cat died, they would put it in their own bin, or bury it in their garden?
Also= if it got run over, they would have to pass at least 2 bins to get to mine [next doors, and them opposite].

Very Puzzling!
if anyone wants to see it., it will be there till the dustmen come on monday, [most hull people know where i live].