BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNIVERSAL MIND!!

Subject: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: GUEST,Dewey
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 02:51 AM

RALPH WALDO EMERSON WAS ABLE TO TAP THE UNVERSAL MIND AND WRITE HIS ESSAYS DIRECLY FROM THE OVERSOUL. I AM HERE TO PUBLICLY ANOUNCE THAT I TOO NOW HAVE THIS SAME ABILITY AND WOULD LIKE TO CHAT WITH ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE THAT IS ABLE TO DO THIS AS WELL.

I DON'T CARE IF ANYONE BELIEVES MY CLAIM OR NOT, OR WHAT ANYONE THINKS OF ME FOR MENTIONING IT HERE- IT IS REAL ENOUGH TO ME I N FACT I HAD A HARD TRIME SLEEP THE FIRST NIGHT I BEGAN WRITING THIS WAY. THE ENTITY THAT GAVE ME THIS INFOMRATION TOTALLY FLIPPED ME OUT! NUT OR NOT I CAN DO THIS WRITING FORM EFFERTLESSY AND ACCURATELY WITHOUT ANY ERROR OR NOTICABLE AMBIGUITY TO THE TEXT.

AND THE SUBJECTS I DISCOVER ARE GIVEN TO ME DIRECTLY FROM THE UNIVERSAL MIND. I HAVE NOT ANY KNOWLEDGE KNOWLEDGE OF THE SUBJECT MATTER WHATSOEVER, AND MERELY WRITE THE WORDS AND IDEAS THAT ARE GIVEN.

IN FACT AFTER I DICTATE THE WORDS (I AM MERELY A DICTATOR, THE WORDS COME TO ME LIGHTNING FAST WITHOUT PRIOR THOUGHT OR ANALYSIS) I MUST STUDY WHAT I JUST WROTE IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GIVEN. THERE IS ANOTHER ENTITY THAT GIVES ME THIS PRICELESS INFORMATION. I KNOW THIS TO BE A FACT, AND ALSO I AM NOT SO EGO DRIVEN AS TO BELIEVE THAT I HAD ANY INBORN ABILITIES, TALENT OR EVEN INTELLECT TO DO THIS. ACTUALLY MY I.Q. WAS SLIGHT UNDER THE AVERAGE, YET I GET THESE GLORIOUS REVELATIONS GIVEN TO ME BY MEANS AND EXPERIENCES OUTSIDE THOSE OF MY OWN.

I WOULD WELCOME ANYONE KNOWLEDGABLE TO FURTHER CONVERSE OR CONTRIBUTE TO THIS DISCUSS.

I DON'T CARE MUCH ABOUT THE NAY-SAYERS AND THE SCOFFERS AS I HAVE ALREADY CONSISTLY PROVED TO MYSLEF THAT THIS IS A REAL POWER.

I CURRENTLY HAVE ABOUT 30 PAGES OF FREE STYLE WRITING THAT I WRITTEN DIRECTLY FROM THIS INFINTIE MIND.

I WRITE THESE ESSAY LIKE EMERSON MIGHT IN HIS DAY: FAST AND FURIOUS WITH ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE THAT WHATEVER IS RECIEVED WILL BE TOTAL UNIQUE AND NEW, AND WILL ALSO BE PERFECT AND FOR MY BENEFIT.

THE VOICE AND THE WRITING STYLE ARE NOT OF MY OWN, AND NEITHER IS THE MESSAGE.

ANYONE ELSE DO THIS? IT IS *NOT* IUNSPIRATIONAL WRITING IT IS MORE ALONG THE LINES OF SUBMISSIVE DICTATION FROM THE MIND OF GOD.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Peace
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 02:56 AM

Tell Huey and Louie.

Folks, we got another trinity here.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Peace
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:00 AM

Sorry. I thought you were tapped into the Universal STUDIO. I don't know how to take this, so I am going to tell you this--it's something I just purloined (OK, stole) from Foolestroupe: "Go home. You are depriving some poor village of its idiot."

Crap. Got the giggles again.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:01 AM

I think the UNVERSAL (sic) mind needs a spellchecker.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:03 AM

Hello, Waht you writing in big letters for then?
and waht you on about anyway?, are you a mad person, or are yoiu trying to sell something?
go away.john

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Peace
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:04 AM

Hey, if his spelling is off, maybe he's taped in the unversal mind and needs to be freed. What should we DO?

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:05 AM

Herllo, i sometimes get emails like thgis, i just press that button waht makes them go away, [where do they go anyway?, they must go somewhere!].

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Peace
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:06 AM

One of them came here.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:10 AM

Quoute" Submissive dictation from the mind of god"
yeah, right, god is now posting at Mudcat, using you as his voice on earth?
get lost, weirdo.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Matt_R
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:11 AM

Sounds like he's tapped into the caps lock key, more like it.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Peace
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:13 AM

He can't get lost, jOhn. He's with God, and God's everywhere.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:14 AM

Quoute-"i am merley a dictator".
dictators are bad, go away.

john

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:15 AM

Good morning jOhn. I can see you haven't had your Guinness on your cornflakes yet - your spelling's got worse!

I wonder if MG finally cracked and came back as Dewey? Maybe his stay in the care home this week did some good.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: GUEST,Dewey
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:23 AM

I meant the infinite mind small G. Not the white bearded God of the Bible that speaks to moses. I am not interest in starting a new workd religion, going up in a UFO etc. I am prefectly sane.

infinite illegence (God) defined by Napolean Hill. PLus I said the MIND of god I was tapped into, not God himself! it is devine like because its intelligence) please study this subject by Researching the great lives of Edison, Emerson, Moazrt etc. and you with find that each of them used the infinite mind (or the creative consciousness and it is also called to inventor and create.

Study before you merely, name call. The computer you are typing into this very moment would not exist it someone hadn't been tapped into the infintie mind.

Bill Gates of Microsoft used the infinite mind to create the windows program. It was given to him by the infinite mind during a plane ride he took between cities.

Study, Study! Try to do something more constructive than merely callling others names. People do this on the internet all the time to make their egos and thier feeling of importance grow.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM RAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: GUEST,P.DEWIE
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:26 AM

DA CAT IZ A WARZONE BULLETS FLYIN DOWN MY THREAD..I TAKE A PEEK WHAT DO I SEE BULLET HOLES IN A MUDCATCHEST NO ONE WEAR BULLET PROOF VESTS...ITS A NORTH MEMPHIZ RIOT UP HUR DEEZ CATTAHS HAVE GONE CRAZY..ONLY THANG I HEAR IZ DEM MUTHA OAB GUN SHOTS POPPIN OFF IN DA AIR...I THOUGHT NORTH MEMPHIS DONE CHILL DOWN...BUT NAW I SEE YALL STILL DONT PLAY...CUS WE ALL BOUT I MONEY IN NORTH MEMPHIS AND MEMPHIS PERIOD CATTER AND FUCK WIT I MONEY WE COME BACK TO KILL!!!DA CAT IZ A CATZONE/DA CAT IZ A CATZONE/DA CAT IZ A CATZONE/DA CAT IZ A HOODZONE!!! CUS YOU KNOW WE SOME REAL SOULJAZ IN MEMPHIS WE DONT PLAY DEM FUCKIN GAMES SEE WE SOME NICE FOLKS BUT DONT GET OUR TIME WRONG CUS WE AINT SKERRED TO SHOOT..FUCK FIGHTIN WE GUNNIN...BUT WE FIGHT LIKE ANIMALS SO DONT GET IT TWISTED MANE...WHAT DO I CLAIM NORTH MEMPHIS YOU KNOW WHERE ITS AT!!DA HOOD/ DA HOOD/DA HOOD/DA HOOD/IZ A CATZONE!!!

P.DEWIE

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:30 AM

Is there 2 of them now???

anyway=i havent got a computer, so waht you on about then?

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Peace
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:30 AM

Is that a new rap song?

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Peace
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:31 AM

He's rapped into the unversal mind. I got it now.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:33 AM

Actually, now he's calmed down I think I can see where Dewey's coming from here.

I would call it the sub-conscious. Sometimes when I've got a problem that needs solving I'll put it to the back of my mind and let it sit for a while. Quite often a solution will occur without my really thinking about it. I think that that is what happens with people like Bill Gates - the idea is there but just needs the right circumstances to bring it out.

I must admit that child geniuses such as Mozart do make me wonder whether there is something in the idea of an outside force aiding a particularly amenable mind.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Peace
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:35 AM

Then why didn't Bill Gates invent the Mac?

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Peace
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:36 AM

I know. Because Kroc beat him to it.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: GUEST,GANGSTA CAT
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:41 AM

ITS LIKE THIS
I'M TELLIN'MAH CATTAs BOUT THIS BROKE ASS MOAB
THAT WANNA JUMPINTO SOME SHIT
THAT HO DONE SNITCHED ON MAH CLICK
WE LIVIN'SWELL
POCKETS BAIL MATCHES ON HER OWN LEGS
I'M LIVIN THE LIFE THE CATTIN QUEEN
WITH MAH MONEY I MADE
I GOT TO LET MAH CATTA KNOW
B4 THE NEWS HIT THA THREAD
THAT THIS TROLL DONE TOLE THEM BOYS HE WAS PUSHIN'THEM ROCKS
SO WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO TO THIS FAT ASS SNITCH
SHE PLAYED UP ON MY CATTIN MAN
HE WSASNT GIVING THEM WHISKAS
I GRAB MY KEYS
GET TO THE CAR
HMM IS IT REALLY HARD TO TELL
SHE KNOWS THE MAFIA REAALLY WELL
SHE KNOWS DAT WE GONNA SEND HER STRAIGHT TO HELL
SOMEONE HAD WANTED TO SEE US FALL
BUT WE STAYED ON TOP
WE BEAT THE CATTERS THAT BE BALLIN
CAUSE THE PARTY DONT STOP

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:41 AM

My comptturee keyyyssss sticcsssss. but let the insults begin I can take them. I know it is a big claim to make (tapped into the universal mind) But I am not the first human being that ever was nor will I be the last to be tapped in.

The wright brothers used the universal mind, Luther Burbank used the universal mind, albert einstien, john j. hill. john d. rockefeller. etc. They laugh at those guys too!!

Whose got the last laugh now!!!

Enjoy your car! Enjoy your airplane, enjoy your telephone etc. All these were created by someone or some group tapped into the universal mind, or infinite intelligence.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Peace
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:50 AM

Don't let them get to you, GUEST. Remember, they laughed at WC Fields, too.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Peace
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:53 AM

"Whose got the last laugh now!!!"

The living.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: GUEST,Dewey
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 04:00 AM

I Believe in life after death, so figuratively speaking These individual above mentioned are laughing from the beyond the bonds of earthly existence. So There!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: C-flat
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 04:00 AM

To quote Bob Monkhouse;


"They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian........





they're not laughing now!"





C-flat.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: C-flat
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 04:02 AM

Guest Dewey, did you really mean to say "So There!!!! or was that the universal mind chanelling through you.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 04:05 AM

Dewey-with your dictated powers, can you figure out some way of organising books in the libary, ie put them in some kind of logical order, so they are easier to find?
I reckon that would be a good use for your skills.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: GUEST,Dewey
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 04:12 AM

C-Flat. The "so there" was my own. I only write about a page a day from the oversoul. The rest I leave to the regular or _average form of intellegence. The devine stuff shoots into my mind in the form of entire detailed paragraphs.

Thanks for the Librarian suggestion, but I am not a very good typist. I think I'l just stay to my current career of delivering pizzas!

I am not lying, that is what I do for a living right now! but who knows what my future might hold!!!

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 04:15 AM

GUST Dewey-Are you taking the piss?

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: GUEST,Dewey
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 04:18 AM

Not sure what you mean, I generally piss in the toilet unless I am camping somewhere in the woods.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 04:24 AM

I think he's taking the piss, he reckons he's a bad tiping pizza delivry driver.

I'm the only bad tipyng pizza delivery driver in this site!

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 04:40 AM

He wants tapping, over the head with a piano.
Feckin moron.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 05:18 AM

Maybe he's tapped into the other end.... The Universal Body may have its bowels crossed...

Brucie,

Actually, I must confess, I read that from the keyring holder a good friend (a co-conspirator in creating The Fooles Trupe) gave me....

For some reason, I seem to collect such "Words of Wisdom"...

:-)

Hey!

Maybe it's our good Fiend Farty Gibbers-on trying it on again.

BTW, I think I can now channel Marty's arsehole, but I will keep that for the limited audience in smallest room of my the house....

Robin

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 05:19 AM

Where I live (South North East England) tapped means somewhat barmy.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 05:35 AM

Well, at least archie typed in lower case....

I think I know what is resting on the shift key while he is typing one-handed....

Robin

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: GUEST,DEWEY
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 06:00 AM

I LIKE CAPITAL LETTERS AND I WILL CONTINUE TO USE THEM. CAPITAL LETTERS ARE EASIER TO READ THAN SMALL, AND I RESENT THE PERSON WHO STARTED THE BELIEF THAT A PERSON IS SHOUTING MERELY BECAUSE HE USES CAPITAL LETTERS IN HIS POSTINGS. MOST WEBSITES AND HTML ALSO USE UNBROKEN CAPS AS WELL. I REALLY DON'T SEE THE WHAT THE BIG HATRED TOWARD CAPS IS, A LETTER IS A LETTER, BIG OR SMALL. I WOULD THINK THE MOST OFFENSIVE POSTING ON THE INTERNET WOULD HAVE TO DO WITH THE OVER-ALL OFFENSIVENESS OVER WHAT IS SAID, NOT THE STYLE OF THE LETTERING, OR MIS-SPEELING, OR TYPING ERRORS DISPLAYED IN A POSTING. SOME HOW BEING RUDE, VULGAR AND VICIOUS SEEMS TO BE LESS OFFESNIVE TO MUDCATTERS- THAT A SAD CONDITION FOR THE MESSED UP WORLD WE NOW LIVE IN AND IS A SIGN OF THE TIMES AND THE FIERCENESS IN WHICH PEOPLE SEEM DESTINE TO TREAT OTHERS.

P.S. ALSO MY MISSING A LETTER OR TWO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SEXUAL GRATIFACTION SO PLEASE GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 06:34 AM

Now can't you Americans see why gun control is basically a good idea?

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Helen
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 07:09 AM

Messages from Michael, by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro


I don't know where the info came from but it is a very insightful book. I bought it about 20 years ago. It makes a lot of sense of the differences between people.

Helen

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNIVERSAL MIND!!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 07:33 AM

The idea that English text is easily understandable only in Upper case came from the TeleType™ Machine, which was a cheap machine that could only type in uppercase in early versions. That is why the "shift" character was introduced - to allow the change between upper & lower case for people of normal intelligence.

It is possible to read lower case if the bottom half of the letters is covered.

The reason that some "kOmPuTa nERdS" like to type in Upper Case only instead of mixed upper & lower case is simply lack of physical coordination - that is one less thing their three brain cells need to focus on. Also, people are so confused by the Upper case only that they tend to overlook the level of illiteracy of the posters - lack of spelling accuracy also leads to mental confusion.

And it looks like nobody has yet picked (no doubt because of the Upper case only) that this poster is babbling about NOT 'The Uni-versal Mind' but 'The Un-Versal Mind'.

Clearly that means someone whose mind can only handle prose and not verse.

In that case, I doubt that there is much that we here who can appreciate verse can tell this poster (or the bowels of the Village Idiot that he is channelling) about 'The Versal Mind' that he will understand.

Robin

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 08:24 AM

Hi Dewey. Do you still compose music in your sleep? Keep writing, but put a good protection around yourself when you do, ok?

About writing in all capital letters... when you write in all caps, it's pretty difficult for people like me to read. I have pretty bad astigmatism and a couple of other vision problems, and all caps gives me a headache and all of the letters just look like a big jumble to me.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 08:41 AM

A further careful study of our original posters channelled babblings reveals that he has definitely been pulling our chain. Flushed with success, I can now lift the lid on this whole can of er,... and report that he is clearly not talking about Verse at all, but Simply Prose. I don't know how much Verse that Ralph Waldo Emerson wrote, but the poster is clearly concerned with the prose output in the form of the Essays.

Note that when he said he was in touch with "The Infinite", I think (due to his poor spelling) he really meant "The Institute". Maybe if we tell them, they will come and pick him up in the special little white Taxi and take him back to his little Rubber Room, where he can be persuaded to put on his special smoking jacket with the funny sleeves...

Robin

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 09:30 AM

I AM TRAPPED WITH THE UNIVERSAL MIME. HEY YOU! STOP PRETENDING THERE IS A WIND! THERE ISN'T ANY WIND! THE IDEA THAT THIS IS ANY EASIER TO READ IS SILLY, JUST SILLY, I TELL YOU! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SMALL AND UPPERCASE FOR A REASON. SO THAT THE BEGINNING OF SENTENCES, PROPER NOUNS AND OTHER IMPORTANT WORDS LIKE "I" WILL STAND OUT.

Don't you see how much easier this is to read? i DON'T READ POSTS THAT ARE ALL IN UPPERCASE. tHEY GIVE ME A HEADACHE.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 09:53 AM

hey, Dewey...maybe you should read The Book of Oahspe before you tell us more...that thing of receiving messages from "out there" has been done before.....and if there are two or three or 87 external sources of wisdom from beyond, perhaps all you who are 'tapped in' should compare notes before coming to a folk music forum to provide enlightenment.

and I'll tell you this--- ALL CAPITALS are harder to read and have been consided rude and 'shouting' since the internet began....

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 10:02 AM

besides...I don't need your insights. *grin*...if I want a question answered by The Universal Mind, I can go here

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 10:09 AM

like I said, others have tapped into The Universal Mind also....you might wanta do some consulting...

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 10:17 AM

by, golly...enlightenment not only comes in CAPITAL LETTERS, it comes in colors, also!

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 10:42 AM

Robin, if you look again at my post of 3.01am, the 4th post from the top, I think you will find that I noticed his spelling of UNVERSAL.

Jenny

Subject: RE: BS: I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNVERSAL MIND!!
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 10:43 AM

I keep trying to tap into the Universal Mind, but I can only get as far as William Shatner.

I think he's put a cookie in my brain so only he can channel through me, and not visa versa, which I think is terribly unfair.

..xx..e (Ellenpoly NOT channelling William Shatner at the moment...I think he may well be otherwise engaged with some guy he keeps referring to as "Screwy Dewy".

PS-Dewy, if it IS William Shatner, watch yerself...expecially in the shower. You can just make out the faint aura of his toupee.