BS: What do cockroaches want?

Subject: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 10:17 PM

Joe Offer is going to hate me for doing this...

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Peace
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 10:24 PM

They want 12" of chocolate. More if available.

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 10:39 PM

want? They have immortality, what more COULD they want?

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Peace
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 10:45 PM

The ones I shared the apartment with in NYC did. I do NOT believe those little critters. Fast, everywhere and able to eat anything on Earth except white sugar. Absolutely amazing things. BillD said it.
Bingo.

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: CarolC
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 10:57 PM

Loose shoes, a tight pussy, and a warm place to take a shit?

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 10:58 PM

You didn't say if that was a boy cockroach or a girl cockroach, LH. Though "shoes" shouldn't come up as an answer, the gender is important...

Awww, firget it. Lets assume that they ain't got no gender. Like what do they want?

Hmmmmmm?

Love?

(Bad answer, Bobert!)

Okay, respect?

(Badder answer, Bobert!)

Okay, they just want to be understood. Yeah, I'm sticking with that one....

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 11:17 PM

I lived in an OLD house in St. Louis, Missouri for one winter. Sharing the house were one wife, one baby, the landlord and HIS wife....and 21,034,719 cockroaches. 21,034,526 of them lived in crevices in the kitchen. (Having a small grocery store just behind the house made it worse!)

The landlady would turn out the kitchen lights, wait 15 minutes, then turn ON the light, and with a can of Raid in each hand, stomp about, sprying wildly and cursing them. When she was done, a census showed that cockroaches above 2,000,000 population can breed faster than you can kill them using those methods.........we washed all our plates and silverware before AND after using them.

We left there as soon as the college semester was over.

Cockroaches need nothing...they want everything. It sorta puts life in perspective...

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 11:40 PM

Never mind Joe, Little Hawk. I hate you for doing this.

I can only hope that by vaguely imitating the simple-minded idiocy that occasionally produces these demented non-humor and non-substance threads, which have no redeeming social value, you will somehow induce the cretin perpetrators into a realization of the profound folly of their ways and thus diminish the poison which contaminates our fair forum.

But it could also be that you are just being a cretin your own self.

A

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 11:44 PM

Amos

This is funny Stuff Funny Funeeeeeeeeeeeee!

come on!

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: GUEST,Clint Keller
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 11:57 PM

archy the cockroach liked to drop into a beef stew now & then for a warm bath and a bite to eat, but I think he really wanted recognition.

I dunno about other roaches

clint

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Sorcha
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 12:14 AM

Are these stoopid CopyCat threads really worth taking up bandwidth on an already unstable site? How about just knocking it off, guys?

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: mack/misophist
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 12:35 AM

Girl cockroaches are not especially interested in boy cockroaches. They know that if they live long enough they'll become boy cockroaches. Isn't it amazing, what one remembers from high school.

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 03:14 AM

In Hawaii, they're called B-52s, because they fly.

What do cockroaches want?

Whatever they can get.

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: open mike
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 04:19 AM

i lived in a house once where they would ride around on the second hand on the kitchen clock..we actually heard the pitter patter of their
little feet when they scurried into the dark when the lights were turned on..

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 04:46 AM

SQUASHED!

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 05:32 AM

They want your vote in November.

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 07:00 AM

Actually, this site isn't really all that unstable, but as for some of the people who spend time here....

And we Aussies don't know when Johnny the Cockroach is holding the Aussie Elections...

Robin

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 10:42 AM

Well said, Foolestroope. There are some certifiable lunatics on this site, and some of them aren't even Republicans either!

I had some friends who drove 85 billion cockroaches out of their house by sprinkling around some white powdery stuff called "boracic acid". The evacuation in the middle of the night must have made Dunkirk look small in comparison.

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 10:44 AM

cockroaches are rubbish.

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 10:55 AM

Yo, Sorcha! Quitcherbitchin' before someone starts a "stoopid CopyCat thread" called "What does Sorcha want?".

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: GUEST,Milquetoast
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 01:25 PM

I want...I want...to DANCE! Yes! To dance, to express meself in a terpsichorean fashion and to thus become one with the Cosmic All.

I want to do this in your nostrils at night.

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 01:27 PM

If you do, I will sneeze you out. Then I will drop a heavy phone book on you and jump up and down on it a few times.

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 01:30 PM

Revenge on Little Hawk

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: Joybell
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 06:26 PM

You know how we are always being told that they will be the only living things left after the atom bomb or the meteor hits or all the volcanos erupt or the icecaps melt? Well I reckon that their main purpose is to keep us humble. Don't know if that's what they actually WANT though. Joy

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: GUEST,cockroach
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 06:28 PM

OK call me a sheep but I want unilateral nuclear disarmament and world peace.

Subject: RE: BS: What do cockroaches want?
From: beardedbruce
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 06:32 PM

whirled peas?