BS: One word story.

Subject: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 02:56 PM

I took a look at the Three Word Story thread. What a load of horseshit. Most of it makes little or no sense. So I thought I'd start an even simpler thread for people with too short an attention span to offer 3-word thoughts: a 1-word story. It's easy. It starts with a single word, and I'll start it. Then you log in and post 1 more word. And so it goes. Now lemme see...that first word has gotta be a good one.

Okay, I think I've got it. Here we go. Are you ready? The rules are, 1 word only, but you can add in punctuation (. , ' ! ? : ;) wherever necessary. Ahem!


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Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 02:57 PM

my

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From: Ellenpoly
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 02:58 PM

brightest

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:01 PM

scepter

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From: Crane Driver
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:02 PM

out

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From: wysiwyg
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:04 PM

Shitheads!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:08 PM

Okay, WISYWIG, you blew it. The word "shitheads" does not fit coherently into the storyline at all. You go stand in the corner for 15 minutes.

Next? (disregard that last entry)

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From: GUEST,Ralphie
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:10 PM

of

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From: GUEST
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:12 PM

my

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From: GUEST,heric
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:13 PM

purple

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From: fat B****rd
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:14 PM

passion

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From: maggiethecat
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:14 PM

cabinet

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From: GUEST,jOSIE
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:19 PM

and

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:29 PM

bring

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From: maggiethecat
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:33 PM

along

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:33 PM

me

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:36 PM

doublet!"

*(I believe that ends the first sentence. We appear to be dealing with a medieval figure of some authority here....and he or she speaks in lower class British vernacular.)

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:47 PM

Armchair

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: maggiethecat
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:50 PM

antics

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:53 PM

help

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From: MMario
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:54 PM

disguise

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:54 PM

develop

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:54 PM

my

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: maggiethecat
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:54 PM

utterly

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:56 PM

magnificent

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:56 PM

codpiece

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:57 PM

(I really wanted to stay in the Medieval/Renniassance frame or I would have mentioned my thong)

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 04:02 PM

. By

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From: GUEST,heric
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 04:04 PM

decorating

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: MMario
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 04:04 PM

Sunday

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 04:06 PM

school

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From: Crane Driver
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 04:11 PM

fitments

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 04:24 PM

I

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From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 04:37 PM

encapsulate

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:00 PM

the

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From: GUEST,heric
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:03 PM

sausage

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:04 PM

within

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From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:05 PM

foreskin

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From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:09 PM

cheese

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:14 PM

looming

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:24 PM

beyond

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:25 PM

the

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From: GUEST,heric
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:26 PM

gargoyle

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:28 PM

who

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:28 PM

framework.

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:32 PM

Huh?

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:34 PM

what

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:35 PM

the

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:36 PM

fornicating

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From: Once Famous
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:38 PM

smegma

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From: GUEST,heric
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:38 PM

demons

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From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:40 PM

gesticulating

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:47 PM

hecate

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From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:56 PM

filled

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From: *daylia*
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 06:45 PM

his

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From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 07:15 PM

cavity

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 07:29 PM

Right. That's what I figured. Put 20 or more human beings to a simple task, like writing a story one word at a time and what do you get? Mostly gibberish. Stuff that don't follow. And the odd mention of something somewhat offensive, like smegma, by the biggest loser in the whole bunch.

Pathetic, that's what you are. If I had put this task to a bunch of chimps, or a bunch of baboons, or even a bunch of howler monkeys, they would've put you people to shame. It amazes me that human beings have been able to accomplish anything worthwhile at all in the last few thousand years.

I started this thread, and I am declarin' it officially over. It has proven what I suspected...humans are a lower lifeform with delusions of grandeur.

Of course you can continue the thread if you want to. Fine with me. You'll be acting just like a monkey with his hand stuck in one of those hollow traps if you do. Doesn't bother me none. I've got work to do anyway. Knock yourselves out.

* the end * (of the one word story)

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 07:32 PM

Eat

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From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 08:21 PM

whiner

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From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 08:37 PM

sandwiches

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From: 42
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 12:16 AM

stop!

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From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:37 AM

MartinGibson

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From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:13 AM

the

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From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:13 AM

end

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:23 AM

of

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:23 AM

an

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From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:36 AM

excruicatingly

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From: HRH ted of hull
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:01 AM

sphincter

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From: *daylia*
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 06:46 AM

type

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From: *daylia*
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 06:49 AM

grip

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From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 07:47 AM

around

Subject: RE: BS: One word story.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 09:45 AM

my

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From: Cluin
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 10:36 AM

wallet