BS: Three words? What about an epic?

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 12 Dec 04 - 01:56 AM

As it happened the Hokum Antiques & Collectables Coffee Lounge With Heated Pool, Sauna, Spa and Cocktail Bar was was only moments around the corner from the Cat o' Nine Tails Dress-To-Slaughter Boutique & Pet Shop where the girls were road testing the latest in laser-assisted punishment devices on kittens in cardboard boxes when they decided to go for a quick and quiet drink before a long and languid lunch in the Hokum.
Murray was by now "very nicely" and on his way to being "well and truly", stumbling up the steps to the Hokum itself himself.
The dog was pawing at the shiny thing in the river.
The Georges were at work, but nobody really knew exactly where they worked or exactly what they did there.

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 07:31 PM

"Oh, wait," said Jenna with a giggle. "I thought I was with my twin, not my grandmother! Gram, you are just too much."

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 07:14 PM

Barbara and Jenna shopped, pausing only to comment on their respective "Georges" -- one a father, the other a husband. The women thought that they were both twits. "C'mon, Grams," said Jenna, "Let's go get a martini."

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 05:33 PM

("Golden Labrador Retriever which had gone feral."That'll be the day! LOL)

Carry on.

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 05:05 PM

As Jenna hit the shops and Murray hit the bars, a Golden Labrador Retriever which had gone feral paused at a turn in the river, wondering if it could cross here without getting too wet, when its attention was drawn by something sparkling in the water only inches from the bank.

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 04:37 PM

So it happened that Jenna and Murray, miles apart and completely unaware of each other, stepped onto the footpath at exactly the same moment; a moment in which, in a distant riverbed, the sunlight sparkled briefly on something drifting with the current through the weeds.

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 01:42 PM

The door opened and Barbara walked in. Jenna turned to her with relief. "Wanna go shopping?"

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: LilyFestre
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 07:52 AM

Murray wiped his hands down the front of his shirt. He got off the milk crate and walked slowly over to the half moth eaten curtains covering the only window in the room. He pulled it aside and peered through the smog covered windows. The people below were all in a rush going this way and that. Was Jenna out there? Murray grabbed his hat and keys, slamming the door behind him as he joined the rest of the city.

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 07:41 AM

In a small room of and old hotel on the other side of town Murray sat on an upturned milk crate with his elbows on his knees and his head in his hands. He knew how Jenna would be feeling right now, but that had been the plan hadn't it? However he hadn't known it would make him feel like this. That hadn't been part of the plan.
Grabbing a rag from the floor he blew his nose, but his thumb slipped through a hole in the rag and he blew snot all over his hand. He had to laugh.

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 03:46 AM

Jenna peered out of the bedroom window with a look of indignation on her face. "How on earth could he possibly do this to me"? she thought to herself, "when he knows exactly how it feels himself. How could I ever trust him again when he has done such a wicked thing"

And the pig got up and slowly walked away.

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 02:17 AM

And how is it possible that he could have been so callous, so iceberg cold, as to ask : "Those were your best years?" He was a monster indeed, and she would make him pay dearly for that line.

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 12:57 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: sledge
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 11:42 AM

Isn't that four words?

sorry

Sledge

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Dead Horse
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 07:41 AM

What's an e-pic? Is it porn or can you bid for it on the net?

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 11:02 AM

Very good start as expected...

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 06:46 AM

Sorry I thought you said eric.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Grateful Ted
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 06:44 AM

"What made him turn gay and run off with jOhn from Hull?"

Subject: BS: Three words? What about an epic?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 06:42 AM

It seems to me that it is a little too easy to add three words to a thread. What about adding the next paragraph? I suppose it may become cross posted but what the heck....
1st Paragraph.
Jenna peered out of the bedroom window with a look of indignation on her face. "How on earth could he possibly do this to me"? she thought to herself, "when he knows exactly how it feels himself. How could I ever trust him again when he has done such a wicked thing"

O.K next paragraph please.
Best wishes.