harriWattsband X Factor not

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:20 AM

After his brief spell of fame I believe his been promoted to a beefburger factory.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 03:04 AM

we could pay him in chickens.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 03:02 AM

x factor is nearly finished, just opera blokes and grinning nloke are left, i hope grinning bloke wins, becase opeara is shit.

ps-still not found chicken bloke.
be good to book him for hull flok club, anyone know him?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 07:44 PM

Dave, can I be the giver?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 08:13 AM

thats rude

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 07:48 AM

We also sold more CD's which is always a pleasure for the giver and the receiver.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 06:55 AM

We did go to the Bedroom last night and were excellent! We will go next week and be even better. You're missing a treat.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sweetfia
Date: 20 Oct 04 - 05:59 AM

MmM, maybe anutha time then! I need an early night any...as much as I hate to admitt it! Gawd, i'm gettin old!! lol xxxx

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 20 Oct 04 - 02:46 AM

Don't know.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 08:17 AM

whose bedroom?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sweetfia
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 05:53 AM

Is anybody going to the Bedroom on wednesday?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 10:28 AM

we still need to track down chicken bloke! and book him. maybe he could play support to harriWatts, we know his name and hometown, perhaps we should organise an expedition there, and seek him out and say, Oi, we love you, come and play a gig and we will buy you a coke.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 06:48 AM

CHICKEN MAN

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: muppett
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 06:30 AM

SWEETFIA

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 06:28 AM

fraid not mupps, have sent you a PM. see you soon hopefully

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sweetfia
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 06:17 AM

MUPPETT!!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: muppett
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 06:16 AM

Hay Ted are you not up at Gisbro this weekend? (that's me doing a Wigan impression)

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sweetfia
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 06:13 AM

I think you know what my response to that is dad....!

Derrick, are you talking about my dad?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 06:11 AM

Just the kick up the ---- that girl needs. Despite her looks she's got a beautiful voice.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 06:05 AM

Nah, Your sister is singing quite nicely now, I might dump you from 'The Mick Tomlinson Experience' and let Francesca take over.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sweetfia
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 06:02 AM

Stop moaning derkshte, it's not good to winge you know!

Er, don't think so dad, sunday's my only full day at the stables nowadays so I don't usually leave til bout 5pm. You will have to sing yourself...

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 05:49 AM

Grovelling will get you no where. We know our limitations and no amount of hipe will change that. Gay and jaded are probably apt and we may alter our name to the 'horneyWatts band before too long. Every day I'm asked 'Why are you called Hand-Pulled Boy? and I always profess to a likeing of real ale'. They just walk away muttering 'Wanker'! Of course it hurts, but this is a shit business. God, why can't people spell 'Derrick' right? It's just another kick in the teeth. I hope we meet again, goodbye cruel world.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 05:48 AM

Morning Elephant Head,
                      do you fancy going to Les and Maggies session at Black Boy this sunday? starts 2.34pm(approx)

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sweetfia
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 05:43 AM

I think hWb are comin along nicely! You're writing some good stuff guys!

One question, what's with this 'new look' i'm supposed to have? Just cos i nearly lost my left ear doesn't mean i'm gunna change the way i look. or do you think i need to change how i look? you think i'm ugly don't you? i can't believe you think i'm ugly!!! that's an awful thing to say! gawd, what have i ever done to you guys!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 08:34 AM

OOPS!

At the risk of soundin like a shambling arse kisser, the dirty Den Watts band do not big themselves up enuff. Sure Dave has the face of a jaded pornstar and Derek looks a bit gay, but the music is silky smooth. Two experienced journeymen with top drawer tunes, tis like wiping your nose with a Gucci handkerchief - Marvellous!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST,RAT
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 08:31 AM

A

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 06:39 AM

Silver Fox didn't have his scarf on, apparently it's in the wash, he promised his Grandma the scarf would be washed every millennium. We had a grand night and thanks to all for braving the weather, especially those bringing the England score......us English like to score once in a while.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 06:16 AM

Thank you young man. I hope CT got their just monitory rewards at the end of the evening. They are a high energy band who are guided by a vague script that only they can decipher and deserve all of the accolades they ultimately get. How they memorise their song monologues is beyond me but I'm glad they do because they really are funny and, of course beautifully played by two excellent musicians. They didn't play many of their more famous tunes from their infamous 1st CD so try to get to see them again and hopefully you'll hear their delightful 'East Riding Yorkshire Ripper' along with . . . . . . Take your mother too. It'll be an education, although you may end up being 'grounded', totally protected from the evils rantings of such deviants! On to other things; it was good to see Ted and the new look Sophia. Were you sat on her good side or her bad side? I didn't like to ask. She can be a bit volatile (in a nice way you understand)! You don't think she's listening do you? I'm glad to say hWb are progressing quite nicely at a snail's pace which suits us fine as we're not really built for rushing about. Still trying varied material to stop people falling asleep. Glad to hear you're a fan. It's always nice to get off the mark! So until our next outing . . . . . . . . PS we'll be at the Lamp again on November, 17th and here and there beforehand.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 06:59 PM

Very Nice, Very Nice!!!!

the new songs are good Harri, and it was generally a great night... no buggers stood crowding in the middle of the room blocking the view!!! hoorah.

i thank you Sttaw for delivering the "package", no strings attatched.

Ted and Sweetfia had to leave very early, ted needed to paint at least two nails before the night was over, and Fia had to go and contemplate a divorce from her husband.

Harri Watts played a couple of new songs, and they were good! but i aint saying more, cos you should have bean there yourself! so there.

Cracktown were nutters!! ive never seen them before, theyre mad! my mother said at the end of the evening... now youll have to go get your violin from near those loonies!

i regret that i forgot to bring my CD to be autographed, but there is still hope with the November Lamp gig, and hopefully, maybe a Queens in between...! ( no rhyme intended)

anyway, too many words, must get to bed

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 10:58 AM

really? damn, youve spoilt it now!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 08:54 AM

PS none of us are gay - well I aren't anyway.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 06:50 AM

it should indeed be a good one

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 04:34 AM

The night will belong to Crack Town. harriWatts are mearly hangers on. They are not in the same class as CT (short for Crack Town). hWb (short for harriWatts band) are 'has beens', singing songs about love and not really addressing the real issues in life like beer and curries and stuff. God bless CT (Crack Town).

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 03:16 AM

yew can go sea harriWatts band TONIGHT att the Lamp, Hull, opposite hull daily mail office, near the hotel on the coroner.

the lamp sells beer

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 11:16 AM

What ever you do don't forget to....

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 09:38 AM

did you take your spider along?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 08:10 AM

Oh.

i was looking afer the curry ship for a few hours, while the boss took his kids to the fair.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 07:54 AM

j0hn i saw you in the curry shop as i walked past last night! you was on the phone.

harriwatts tomorrow @ Lamp, be there or.... else

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 11:02 AM

It'll be nice to see the 'new look' Sophia.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 06:58 AM

get your own car lazy bugger, or come to lamp on horseback!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sweetfia
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 06:02 AM

Dad, i finish work at 8 on wed. u pickin me up from work?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 06:04 AM

would you like to come too?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST,The Family
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 05:06 AM

Why don't you all get a god damn life!!!

Geeks!!!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 05:46 AM

That's good enough for me.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 10:26 AM

i am 89% sure i will be there on wednesday at Lamp!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 06:53 AM

8.47-9.02'ish sweetpea, will be nice to see you there - ensure all college work is complete first!
Cracktown are having an estimate done at the moment for soap and water.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sweetfia
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 06:16 AM

What time does Lamp start on wed?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sweetfia
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 05:30 AM

Now that should be a good night!

Well, if you chaps are going tonight i will see u all then, but for now I have to go and write an essay on the social attitudes towards women in the early 1900's etc, etc...

Love S'fia x

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 05:26 AM

Bedroom session starts @ 9.00

Next Wednesday we are supporting Cracktown @ Lamp, we've been to the doctors and he said medical we can probably survive one night OK with them...

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 05:22 AM

'Lying naked on the bed'.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sweetfia
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 05:21 AM

hehehe!

what time does this sess start? cos on a wed i work at outfit til 8, but it's only like a 10min walk from Bedroom...not that i've been there before or anything...

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 05:13 AM

It was an excellent night sweetpea you would have enjoyed it. Will be intereting to see how it develops in "town centre" 50 free bears each night...

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sweetfia
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 05:05 AM

Wow, Flatmates AND hWb in the Bedroom at the same time...bet you all had a good time there!

Morning all! Thakyou very much for my get well card hWb, it's ace!!

How is everybody anyway? Was last night good?

Love S'fia x

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 04:28 AM

The two are very closely linked jOhn

Jewish chicken curry

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 04:22 AM

I used to work in a jewish chicken factory.
now i work in a curry ship.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 09:52 AM

*** TONIGHT new open mic session @ BEDROOM - Carr Lane - Hull ***

                      ALL WELCOME

(previously at Spring Bank Tavern)

harriWattsband
Flatmates
coWfish
Chicken Bloke - Robert Unwin
Arthur Unwin - Chicken Blokes Dad
A N Others.....
Mick T on gob iron & free bear tickets

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 03:06 AM

thanks guest.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 05:36 PM

http://www.xfactor.tv/page.asp?partid=1

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 04:51 PM

http://www.xfactor.tv   

I put this is on the other chicken thread too, but you can't have too much of a good thing. Reckon they could get you in touch with him via there.....scroll right down to the bottom of the page and there is a contact bit.
Can't make it go blue.

Good Cluck.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 04:48 PM

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 04:12 PM

There's a chicken factory in Driffield that's about to shed two hundred jobs. No wonder this guy was desperate to diversify.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 12:45 PM

it was a chicken factory!!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 09:58 AM

I've got a feeling it in my water - I think its maybe a new song comin out!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 09:41 AM

I think he had a lispe. It wasn't a chicken factory it was a coal mine. Dave, if I'd known he was on and that you wouldn'd be watching it then I would have got someone to tape it for you. I could have even taped it myself as I have a tape recorder and tapes and a remote control that tells it what to do.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 09:20 AM

we MUST find him. surely the best way is a google search for pick a chick? lets strive to find it!!!! and him!

having him would be the achievement of the century!

HI KEN!
COME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTY!!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 08:35 AM

I cant see any reason why he would think any of us are nutters!!!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 07:33 AM

You are spookily close! I tried to keep it to the point whilst at the same time realising the recipient might not even live in Uk and will think I am a complete nutter, so I had to mention chickens.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 07:27 AM

Cheers!
Waht did you write?
Hi Robert do you work in a chicken factory, if so I think your great?"
We should start a Chicken Bloke Fan Club!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 07:24 AM

Right, there are 16 Robert Unwins in the country...eliminated the southeners, Scottish and two male nurses. The others have not put up notes, so emailed the lot, and now feel like a complete stalker! Will let you know if he materialises.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 07:22 AM

Maybe Robert Unwin is just a stage name?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 07:02 AM

Big fat zero for ROBERT UNWIN in Doncaster...you think ther'd be one? I had to further choose if Doncaster was in North or North West... I chose North because I don't know.
I'll try it under North West.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:58 AM

Dunno, the factory in question is called "Pick a Chick", I'll do a Google search and see where it is.
How many "Robert Unwins" did you finf at FR?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:54 AM

No matches for Robert Unwin in Doncaster on Friends Reunited. Wonder how many chicken factories there are tho?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:41 AM

Shall we save the 100th post for Ted?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:32 AM

Anyone here registered with Friends Reunited?
I'm trying to find Chicken Bloke [his real name is Robert Unwin]
but to send an email to someone through that site you need a credit/debit card, I ain't got one!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:28 AM

It's well worth seeing if you can, somone around here must have taped it, just post to all the Hull threads asking about it.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:25 AM

Hands up then who taped it for me to borrow?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:21 AM

The thing is, that guy was so bad he was good.
Simon Cowl just didn't understand him.
I've just done a quick search, the guy is called Robert Unwin.
On every X Factor Forum I saw, The Chicken Bloke was the main topic of conversation, folk are saying how good he was.
Just proves that Simon Cowl doesn't know shit about public opinion, I reckon if Chicken Bloke made a single, it could be Xmas Number 1.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:16 AM

youre the worst singer ive seen in 20 years
oh, thank you
NO DONT SAY THANK YOU ITS NOT A COMPLIMENT!!!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:14 AM

jOhn, when you get him on at your folk club we could have a judging panel as well. I want to be Simon, someone else could be the dwarf (who likes Boy Bands), and Ted could be Sharon. He could borrow one of Penny's wigs and stockings and things.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:07 AM

He was brilliant! I reckon he'll be the star of that show, or should be. Email Channel 4 or what ever it was and launch him. The Ken and Barbie is a Christmas number one. He said he does Cher in a black leather catsuit too.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 05:59 AM

best bit=
Simon Cowell said to Chiken Bloke "your crap, thats the worst singing I've seen in over 20 years of doing auditions"
Chiken Bloke says "Oh, Thank you very much"!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 05:56 AM

I'm serious about booking him, he was great!
Was he from Doncaster?
it's only an hours drive from Hull, we'll pay his petrol and give him free drinks.
His surname was Unwin, can't remember his first name.
If anyone knows him, tell him to get in touch.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 05:44 AM

Chicken George will become as famous as the Cheeky Girls. Mark my words. He deserves his own thread such was his lunacy. Make a new thread jOhn and let him know about your curry ship / folk club. Him and Muppet on the same bill, now there's a thought!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 02:59 AM

yep, chicken bloke was the best one i've ever seen on there, I would have given him a recording contract.
I want to book him for The Marlborough.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 02:54 AM

yeah... with talent shows like x factor etc, i like to watch the auditions, they are funny, but then i stop watching it.

i saw it... chicken factory bloke was ace!
Hi barbie... HI KEN! wanna go for a ride???

LOL !!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 02:31 AM

Did anyone wahtch the X Factor?
That bloke on right at the end [the one waht worked in a chiken factory] was briliant, he should have won it!

That Simon bloke thinks he's bloddy great, he talks like a puff as well.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 11:45 AM

no expense was spared

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 08:18 AM

How posh!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 07:42 AM

oh

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 07:02 AM

no! my excuse was visiting my uncle in skegness!!!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 06:50 AM

s6k-i thought you did, wan't that your excuse for not going to marborough last month?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 06:47 AM

welkl whoever stayed in A carafan in witherenerensea, shame on you!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 06:18 AM

Marlborough Club is on, on Thursday, with speshul suprise guest!
Entry is FREE
Pidgins not alloewd, [they might shit everywere]
Tamberines welcome
Christy might go if he's not doing nowt.
No free gifts, [you should have gone last month, instead of staying in caravan in witherensea, i took a birthday cake!
Smoking is compulsory
Dress code is dungarees and cloth caps.
All Welcome.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 05:31 AM

shall marlborough still be on next thursday (7th oct) ?

is entry free? are pet pigeons allowed? will tambourines be a feature? will christy moore be coming? will there be a goodie bag of free gifts? will there be a load of people going on about bush? is smoking permitted?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 05:16 AM

He was a funny bloke in Whitby as well.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 07:41 PM

Harri Wahts Band are at The Marlborough Club on 2nd of December at 8pm , with Muppet, if you havents seen Muppet=He's a funny bloke from Bradford.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 07:13 PM

THE GENERAL PUBLIC DEMANDS TO SEE HARRI WATTS IN HULL!!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 08:13 PM

Yes and it's a yamaha of a beast.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 10:35 AM

he let you play with his plank did he indeed.......

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 03:56 AM

Thanks for letting me play your electric plank Dereck, it was fab!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 26 Sep 04 - 05:00 AM

We were fab. El Edwards felt the power again and Christine sang so sweetly. Another cuddle from Penny and free beer from Helen. I wish I'd been there.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 07:09 AM

There's a girl with "Angel Eyes"
And she is practicing her smile
Life is wonderful "Here on Planet Earth"
"Comin' Out" to hear our sound

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 06:41 AM

The night is young for dancing in the street
The night is young so get up off your feet
harriWatts are back in town

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST,Rich
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 05:38 AM

Tonight the night, see you there and you owe me beer!!!!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 02:49 AM

waht?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 07:58 PM

there waht?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 04:28 PM

They're.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 02:55 PM

We will be playing and singing a full set of new songs. Are you aware of this Dave? Their all in Em if that helps.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 09:12 AM

Oddfellows Beverley on thisisull website

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 05:47 AM

watch this space s6k

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 04:16 AM

get your bums to lamp, or queer.. i mean queens!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 04:13 AM

Good morning all:

Tomorrow night - hWb - Oddfellows Arms - Beverley - 8:45 kick off

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rasener
Date: 22 Sep 04 - 11:36 AM

Aaaaaaaaagh. He means Beverly :-) Sorry about that

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 22 Sep 04 - 07:00 AM

Sam

The choice is yours MRFC or this Friday at Oddfellows Arms Beverley 8:45 kick off.
I wouldn't recommend trying to do both that would be stretching your organ a bit to far.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rasener
Date: 22 Sep 04 - 03:57 AM

Sam
If you mean MRFC, then can you pm me with your contact details so I can get back to you. or e-mail me from the website

www.marketrasenfolkclub.co.uk

By gob-iron, I assume mouth organ!!!!!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST,Sam
Date: 22 Sep 04 - 03:26 AM

If I come on Friday can I play gob-iron

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rasener
Date: 21 Sep 04 - 12:15 PM

Are you any good at singing Freddie Mercury Folk Songs LOL :-)

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Sep 04 - 12:14 PM

Hello John-harpy hows it hanging.
What you upto in Whitby hasn't anyone told you the festival has finished?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Sep 04 - 12:11 PM

I flatly refuse to wear those leotards again it did nothing for my figure and the colour was atrocious.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rasener
Date: 21 Sep 04 - 12:02 PM

Sorry about that Hand-Pulled Boy. We have a nice stage where you can stand, sit or lie down wherever you please. :-)

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 21 Sep 04 - 11:59 AM

Hello John. At least you can verify our sanity to interested parties. Dear Villan, we appreciate the offer of 20 minutes but how two us us will stand and play on one spot will need to be explained. We have both watched with great interest the performance of the gymnasts at the recent olympics, especially the ladies, and are now ready for the challenge ahead.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: harpmaker
Date: 21 Sep 04 - 07:30 AM

Hello everybody, from me! As I have been offline for some months.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rasener
Date: 21 Sep 04 - 01:12 AM

if your psychiatrist does manage to get you over your phobia concerning the Welks on the bridge,just let me know in enough time, and I will do my best to give you a 20 minute floorspot. :-)

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 03:59 PM

Would love to be there but we are playing at Oddfellows Arms in Beverley this Friday!

I feel sure we'll brave the whelks in the near future and come to Market Rasen Flok Club which is on alternate Fridays!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rasener
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 03:55 PM

Every other Friday night. Next one is this Friday :-)

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 03:48 PM

They have raisons in Wales? That's incredible.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 02:28 PM

Nice one Villan.

When is the Market Rasen Folk Club in Walesby?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rasener
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 02:18 PM

Do they live near Market Rasen Folk Club in Walesby?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 11:42 AM

ps harriWatts band do not live in Cottingham or Withernsea.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST,Eric Buxton
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 09:37 AM

So this Friday it is then @ Oddfellows, you 2 owe me a pint

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 06:49 AM

thanks for clearing that up

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 09:20 PM

oh.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 08:31 PM

And then conserve it. A bit like jam which can be referred to as conserve although it's usually red which may confuse. Confused conserve of Cottingham, or conserve the Cottingham confused. It's quite simple really although Jam is made all over the country. I know that Withernsea is being overlooked here but that's because it will soon be history anyway dependant on the severity of the waves whereas Cottingham is the biggest village in the world according to the current women's institute who, I'm assured, make gallons of sloppy, red jam or similar. I hope this clears things up. PS jam became really popular when CD's were introduced and were spread with the stuff to prove that they would still play. Unfortunately it never worked on the old style LP's and, to be honest, it was a stupid idea putting it on CD's as you could never get the CD drawer open again once it had set, meaning you had to listen to the same songs over and over again. jOhn, it's been nice talking to you.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 04:51 AM

jOhn, the Sperm Conversation Society is when a group of people come together and talk about it.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 01:24 AM

Wahts a Connerbation?
and Wahts the Sperm Conversation Society?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 08:10 PM

i meant lamp

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 08:10 PM

still looking forward to harri watts next conciertos in hull, eg: the queers, the Camp, etc

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 07:41 PM

One day Withernsea will be under water due to global warming, coastal errosion, connerbation (!) as it gets absorbed into the Nederlands or Germany and a backlash from the Spurn conservation society for allowing scotsmen to holiday there once a year (it's only protected on one side). Rubbish is probably too harsh a word as you can't blame the town, it's the people who live there that make it what it is.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 12:35 PM

jOhn, there are many oddfellows in Withernsea, but we by far prefer the Oddfellows PUB in Beberlee

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 12:29 PM

I been to Withrensea once, it was rubbish.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 12:26 PM

harriWattsband

Friday 24 September - Oddfellows Arms - Beverley

special guests:
Chris on mandolin
Super Ted on tambourine & comb

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 05:45 AM

We are hoping for a copy of the radio interview at some stage. We'd like to hear it ourselves just to confirm all of the rumours!

Oh yeh, we ARE loverly young boys!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST,holly johnson
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 04:04 AM

I agree that CD cover makes you look like a couple of lovely young boys, who did it? I'd like him to work on the artwork for my next album cover.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 03:12 AM

s6k we love your mother, don't know about the "intra-web thingy" will try and find out. They didn't supply bacon banjos this time!

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 14 Sep 04 - 12:08 PM

my mother heard you, as her garage plays kingstown radio.

would it be possible to hear the show again on the intra-web thing by any chance?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 14 Sep 04 - 03:38 AM

We will be wearing matching bow ties

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 14 Sep 04 - 03:23 AM

Well, we are on this morning, we get a free bacon butty or three!!

Tuesday 14 September - Kingstown Radio - "1350 Khz AM" - 10.00am - 12.00.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 10 Sep 04 - 04:16 PM

We are classed as 'Mature Youngsters' who run out of words easily but can pose with the best of them with a mid-atlantic accent, and hete-sexual overtones cunningly disguised as musicians.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 10 Sep 04 - 08:14 AM

I wish...

The only flaw in my argument about harriWattsband being Rush is that there are only two of you and three of them

And your songs are shorter

And you are not Canadian

And you are older

But then, that's what disguise is all about isn't it?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Sep 04 - 07:20 AM

"the fountain of youth runs through them"

That CD cover seems to be working a treat hpb.

s6k, have you got the strad yet?

Beast, have you had a Rush of blood from your last victim?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 09 Sep 04 - 08:16 PM

We don't like to rush about. If we did we'd be famous by now. However, sensuous is a good desciption although 'highly intelligent' would have been better, thus attracting a different type of groupie.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 09 Sep 04 - 01:09 PM

harriwatts band were born long AFTER rush were playing! the fountain of youth runs through them, you cannot fool me

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 09 Sep 04 - 11:20 AM

harriWattsband are Rush in disguise

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: s6k
Date: 09 Sep 04 - 11:14 AM

i think harriwatts band have the X-Factor

what with the sensuous vocals of HPB, and the flowing locks of Sttaw Legend, there is not a man nor woman who can resist

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Sep 04 - 10:50 AM

jOhn if you contact the Curry Ship Human Resource Department I feel sure they will have a Diversity and Inclusion Policy. Discuss the issue with your Diversity and Inclusion representative and inform them that you no longer want coriander including in your curry. Hopefully this will resolve the matter.

As a last resort you can contact the European Court of Human Rights or Withernsea. Good luck.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 11:52 PM

Oh.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 11:48 PM

Fresh 'erbs are good for you. Corihander helps break down the smell of garlic on one's breath and it's less painful than a cricket bat over your head.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 08:17 PM

anyway=I wish they'd stop putting that green stuff in my curry, i don;t like it, i been working there 10 years, get my staff meal everyday, and say "no corryander, i don't like it", still put it in,
i'm sure there all bluddy thick!
either that, or there trying to piss me off.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 08:14 PM

Watts the "X Factor"? i neber heard of it, is it somethinhg like The Krypton Factor?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 08:09 PM

Is SuperTed wanting to join the band? His dress sense will need to be brought into line and his other habbits tempered. Does he play flamenco style bass guitar?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 06:18 AM

On course again Otley weekend Tedward. I wish these people would consult before they decidididid the dates.....

Can you also bring comb and Izal bog paper on the 24th and play on "The WInd is Blowing My Way"?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 05:07 AM

I say! The harri watts band on the wireless! My tambourine can be in attendance on the 24th. You puppies going to Otley on the 17th then?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Sep 04 - 04:09 PM

Any decapitated bats?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Sep 04 - 03:17 PM

Is Ozzie playing?

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Sep 04 - 08:32 AM

Sharon stated she would like to inspect our instruments, then proceeded to discuss doggies and fashion.

Subject: RE: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 07 Sep 04 - 07:14 AM

Have we got that 'X-factor'? Remember it's singing only unless we can disguise our instruments as doggies to keep Sharon happy.

Subject: harriWattsband X Factor not
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Sep 04 - 05:03 AM

harriWattsband will be performing/in attendance at the following fun factories:

Tuesday 14 September - Kingstown Radio - "1350 Khz AM" - 10.00am

Friday 24 September - Oddfellows Arms - Beverley

(special guest Super Ted on tambourine & comb)

TBC September - X Factor - ITV1 (repeated later on ITV2)