Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: GUEST,fox4zero
Date: 22 Sep 11 - 06:57 PM

'Twas the night of the king's castration and the royal ball was coming off
All the courtiers were in the courtyard throwing camel shit at each other because bullshit had not yet been invented.

Balls said the King and laughed because he had t(w)o
The queen cried because she wanted t(w)o

Shit said the king and 50 courtiers stooped and groaned.
for in those days the kings word was law.

Where is the Queen? The Queen is in bed with laryngitis,
I'll kill that Greek bastard.

The King ordered Daniel to come forth from the lion's den
But Daniel slipped on some lion shit and came in fifth
paying only $2.20.
From my old fraternity days at Syracuse 60 years ago. Larry

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: GUEST,chosinfew
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 02:47 AM

The version I remember from Military time in Korea had the following...
Dirty Lil from Prospect Hill, never bathed, and never will
Stink? god damn, I'd rather bathe in liquid shit than to climb that scaly hide, or suck that grisly tit!
As I remember. the basics are the same for a while...piss pot pete coming over the hill, etc... Lil tried the Oklahoma smother, but he learned it from his mother, she tried the Kansas twister, but he learned it from his sister...
The ending was Pete and Lil had a kid...they put it in the toilet, to see if it could float, but a big black turd rolled down its throat...thats all she wrote

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Mar 12 - 07:44 PM

my version:    and out of the hills rode pisspot pete with forty pounds of swinging meat, twenty nine inches from tip to tip, his asshole smelled like panther shit.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: GUEST,An Englishman abroad
Date: 30 Aug 12 - 06:09 PM

I heard " The legend of Pisspot Peter" back in 1968 in the North West Territories but only remember 2 verses.

Out of the hills came Pisspot Peter
With 14 pounds of swinging meat
He laid that meat upon the bar
And I swear it stretched from thar to thar
And stink--Goddam.

Now Sluefoot Loo she came out west
To get the kind of loving she liked best
She loved for days, she loved for weeks
And when she loved she loved for keeps
And between her legs was a dew-eyed jam
Hard to get, but good-- Goddam.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Oct 12 - 11:40 PM

Old schoolmarm Lil from way out west decided she liked her fuckin best.

When she fucked, she fucked for keeps, she piled her victims high and deep.

When out of the swamps and across bear ass creek came an old bull rider known as Piss Pot Pete.

He had cum on his lariat and shit on his feet and sixteen pounds of swinging meat.

Old Lil and Pete argued who was best and Lil challenged Pete to a fuckin test.

Pete grabbed his cock and laid it on the bar and it stretched from than to thar.

Lil did take her seat and let that half breed sink his meat.

She did shunts and shunts and double shunts uncommon to the common cunts.

There were furrows in the hills for miles around where Lil's ass had hit the ground.

The rabbits and squirrels called it a draw, but the wise old owl said" it's the wildest damned fuckin I ever saw."

Old Lil died with a moan and a cough and left that half-breed jackin off.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 13 - 03:08 AM

the poem i heard about piss pot pete was simular to some of the poems posted here but worded a little differently



now gather around and i'll tell ya of old
when men and women were very bold

it all started one day out west
to settle the bet of whose the best

now ol' piss pot pete was big and strong
he carried a rod that was 3 ft long
balls as big as the egg of a duck
man o man how pete could fuck

he came into town
with that yard long thing dragging the ground
he flopped it on the bar,
that sucker reached from here to thar

now lil was in her room
unaware of her coming doom
ol'pete pete hollared are you ready to ride
you killed 10 of my kin and im here for your hide
lil scrathed her tit and gave her cunt a pitch
she said im ready you son of a bitch

pete killed a mule trying to work up a hard
lil used a fence post and a bucket of lard

the preliminary was over and time for them to meet
ol' mangy lil and piss pot pete

pete roared threw town like a south bound freight
we all knew lil had met her fate
lil scratched and yelled and pulled to the grass
and screamed like a panther with a turpintined ass

now in memory of this great whore
we hung her drawers on the bar room door
we tried all the soap this side of hell
but nothing would kill that cod fish smell

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: GUEST,999
Date: 04 Feb 13 - 02:28 PM

In reply to an earlier request.

Twas the Night of the King's Castration

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: GUEST, Paul Slade
Date: 04 Feb 13 - 05:13 PM

I wonder if he inspired this guy?

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: GUEST
Date: 28 May 13 - 08:10 PM

Down in Cunt Valley where Jism does flow,
And the cocksuckers work for a nickel a blow
That's where I met Loopy, the girl I adore
She's my hot-fucking cock-sucking Long-Island whore

[chorus]
Oh She'll fuck you; she'll suck you; she'll gnaw on your nuts
Wrap her legs round you and squeeze out your guts
She'll hug you and kiss you till you wish you were dead
But Loopy knows dicks have a ticklish head

Oh, She's easy; she's greasy; she works on the streets
And whenever you see her, she's always in heat
If you leave your fly open, she's after your meat
And the smell of her cunt knocks you right off your feet

*Chorus*

One day on the prairie, no pants on her quim,
A rattlesnake saw her and slipped right on in
She wiggled she giggled; it tickled down there
She had a vagina with rattles and hair

I got off my pony; I reached for her crack
But the damn thing was ??? with him biting me back
I took out my pistol, aimed for its head
I missed the damn rattler and I shot her instead

Now Loopy is dead and shes lies on her back
Though thousands ??? still line up her her crack
And the smile on her face seems to say give me more
I'm a hot sucking cocksucking Long Island whore

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 03:35 PM

from out of the hills around brass ass creek came a one ball bastard named piss pot pete, had 49 pounds of swinging meat and stink, all the soap twix here and hell couldn't wash away that cod fish smell

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: GUEST,Bard Francis
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 02:05 AM

Hilarious!!! I do classic ribaldry from the 1920s to about 1960 when things simply got filthy for its own sake. I collect this stuff and tell it to the old guys in the rest homes...we like it.

If anyones interested, I have a much longer version of the Epic of Daniel, a Fairy Tale. I used to do it in the bars now and then. I also know a version of the Ballad of Piss Pot Pete, which scans well for a song, but very similar to what you have here. I hardly do them any more, due to rampant local fundamentalism.

Bard Francis, Awarded Bard in the SCA. Mt shasta, CA

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 06:27 AM

Dear Bard Francis.

YES .Please Post Your Daniel.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Put the word "bawdy" into the search box and you will find a plethora of tainted verse.

"Monkey Boy Rugby thread" www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=4377

Have Fun.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: GUEST,EastTNMike
Date: 06 Mar 21 - 06:33 PM

The version I heard in the 60’s in East Tennessee was very similar to the long versions posted here. A couple were different.

“Down from the mountain across Shag Ass Creek came a half breed bastard called Piss Pot Pete. He had 18 pounds of swinging meat. When he laid it on O’Leary’s bar I swear it stretched from thar to thar.”

And when the contest started:

“He fucked her sitting he fucked her lying, if she’d had wings he’d a fucked her flying”

And the ending:

“Some years later Pete caught the cough—died in the corner jerking off.”

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: GUEST,#
Date: 06 Mar 21 - 07:50 PM

And another song makes the news.

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2014/oct/08/freshers-students-sing-necrophiliac-sexist-violent-chant

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: BrooklynJay
Date: 07 Mar 21 - 12:33 AM

It should be noted that the Guardian article is from October, 2014.

As far as Piss Pot Pete, I remember hearing it in my misspent youth as Pete sporting 90 Pounds of Burning Meat, and, at the end, 90 Pounds of Shredded Wheat.

Ah, the Folk Process!


Jay

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: Lighter
Date: 07 Mar 21 - 11:14 AM

I heard the same chant/poem at an American university in 1976, almost word for word.

It seemed stupid. The guy who recited it was working on a doctorate.

I think the point is simply to gross people out, a popular campus activity.

It works.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Piss Pot Pete
From: GUEST,JOKE OF PISSPOT PETE, TURED BIKER.
Date: 27 Oct 21 - 01:13 AM

"There was an old lady named Nelly Brown;
Swore no man could lay her down.

Out of the hills came Pistol Pete;
With 26inches of dangling meat.

He lined a hundred again the wall;
Bet a dollar he could do them all.

He did 98 till his balls turned blue,
Backed off, jacked off, and did the other two"
"