BS: Rennaissance/Medieaval Insults

Subject: BS: Rennaissance/Medieaval Insults
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 03:45 PM

I have been asked for some suitable insults for a Rennaissance bar wench to hand out to customers at a bar. Part of a Rennaissance Festival near Auburn Hills in the US.

All suggestions gratefully received!

Subject: RE: BS: Rennaissance/Medieaval Insults
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 04:03 PM

shakespearean insults

another generator

yet another

I like "swag-bellied malt-worm"

"boil brained lout" would be another good one

Subject: RE: BS: Rennaissance/Medieaval Insults
From: Chris Green
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 07:15 PM

Queen Elizabeth, when asked to dine by a gentleman of the court, replied "Faugh! I'd sooner eat turds in a cave with savages!"

Subject: RE: BS: Rennaissance/Medieaval Insults
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 07:21 PM

You spawny eyed, parrot faced wazzock!

Subject: RE: BS: Rennaissance/Medieaval Insults
From: GUEST,parrot faced wazzock
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 07:25 PM

I'll have you know my eyes are my best feature.

Subject: RE: BS: Rennaissance/Medieaval Insults
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 07:31 PM

E ate savages with her turds????!!!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Rennaissance/Medieaval Insults
From: Chris Green
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 07:40 PM

Why not? Bear in mind that potatoes hadn't been invented, after all.