Chicken Bloke on X Factor

Subject: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:03 AM

Anyone see it?
The bloke that auditioned last "I work in a chicken factory" was brilliant!
I reall liked his attitude, so easy going,
Simon Cowell was having a right go at him "Your Crap, worst singer I've ever seen etc"
Chicken bloke was not bothered at all, "Thanks a lot"!
I hope someone offers him a record deal.

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:08 AM

I'm glad you watch the same programmes as me jOhn. Isn't Sharon sexy?

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:11 AM

Sorry submitted to the PTH thread before I saw this.........he was pure class, the best thing so far.

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:16 AM

Bloody hell I missed this weeks anyone tape it please?

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:18 AM

Sorry Dave, but take it from me even Janice and Lucy laughed.

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:23 AM

Dave-It might be repeated on ITV2 [Sky or FreeView].
You missed the best singer of the lot, he was brilliant!
He was so bad he was good, but Simon Cowl just didn't "get it"!

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:29 AM

Good idea jOhn I'll check, but I think they do an interview type prog with them all on the Sat night after the show on ITV2.
It's still possible that some HERO out there taped it and is about to PM me asking where to send it too.

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:51 AM

Sorry all watched it but no tape. However, they seem to play endless repeats on ITV2.

Thought he was amazing, mediocrity bordering on genius. He did seem to have a permanently surprised expression on his face as though he had sat on something which was still inserted in his posterior anatomy. I don't think he had the X factor, in fact I don't think he had an X chromosone.

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:55 AM

I reckon he's wasted in that chicken factory!
I bet it's a good laugh working there though, he's certainly got a natural talent.

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 07:29 AM

I tuned in while channel surfing and got completely engrossed by the "talent".

Sharon is a class act

Simon needs to go work at the Chicken factory.

..xx..e

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: GUEST,Jayne Lloyd
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 01:56 PM

The Chicken lad was brilliant. I was on the X factor myself on Saturday and we sat waiting with him and his family.

He wins a lot of Kareoke competions and 'live' his voices are amazing. Apparently he did the full BeeGees thing on the Xtra Factor on ITV2 on Sunday Night/ Monday Morning.

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 04:15 PM

Book him jOhn for God's sake!

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: PoppaGator
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 04:31 PM

Isn't this BS? I mean, like, DEFINITIVE b.s.?

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 04:40 PM

http://www.xfactor.tv

jOhn you can contact them direct, see link at bottom of the page, they should be able to put you in touch with the new sensation in all things chickeny.

This is so not BS.....this is real as chickens is chickens.

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 05:37 PM

http://www.xfactor.tv/page.asp?partid=1

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: Blowzabella
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:48 PM

I'll bet that you won't be able to afford him by now jOhn - he'll probably want more than his bears for the night. Probably got an entourage and everything - will want white lilies and blue smarties in his dressing room.

You should have kept quiet - might have got him cheaper - now you've created a market for him.

Mind you - you never know - worth a shot...if he falls for your charm and erudite wit like many of us on here have, he just might do it...

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 07:04 PM

I reckon your'e right Blowzabella, he'll probably be buying his own chicken factory soon!

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 10:43 AM

Think he'd let Simon audition for a job?

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 04:42 AM

We should start a Chicken Bloke fan clubprint posters and t shirts etc.

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: s6k
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 07:55 AM

have we not tracked chicken bloke down yet????? we must do it!

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Dec 04 - 08:25 AM

feresh.

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Dec 04 - 03:36 PM

From GOOGLE:
"Chicken man was the MOST memorable guest ever."

Robert Unwin (Can you believe the name?)

"What do you do?" asked Simon.

"I work in a chicken factory," replied Robert Unwin.

"Good," Simon told him.

Robert squawked through a few lines of Tragedy and was turned down.

"I can carry on working in a chicken factory," he told Kate.

The "chicken man" has landed a contract to advertise Walker's Crisps since his audition. Could he now take over from Gary Lineker? And what is his favourite flavour?

Subject: RE: Chicken Bloke on X Factor
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 19 Dec 04 - 05:29 PM

Glad he's going to make a few bob out of it, he deserved it for pure entertainment.