BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners

Subject: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 10:28 PM

Some Shatner-hating moron on this forum has decided to revive all the old Shatner threads. This happens now and then. The nefarious plot of this despicable person, this egregious asshole with too little to do, is to make Shatner hated through over-exposure. That same member hides behind the nameless mask of "Guest", but it's a member, be assured. Why would a Guest even care about this, after all?

I have it on good authority that the member in question imagines itself to be a musician. Those who have heard it actually attempt to play instruments and sing know better! :-)

There is one benefit to the situation, however: threads about Bush and Kerry may temporarily get bounced off the board until this blows over. Those who delight in reading about Shatner, on the other hand, will have a field day as they re-read all those great old threads.

Hey, "Guest"? Go SHATNERIZE YOURSELF!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Amergin
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:12 PM

I wish my member would learn to play a musical instrument...i try and teach it but it will just stand there...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:19 PM

Use it to play the horn, Amergin, or the bongos. Watch carefully not to catch it between the cymbals.

Subject: BS: Enough with the Shatner threads.
From: Peace
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:31 PM

That's all I gotta say. Well, that and the following: LH, you will go down in history for your work on Shatner. Then you will be thrown in jail.

Free William Shatner.
Free the Starship Enterprise.
Free Jayne Mansfield.
Free the Grand Tetons.
Free Little Hawk.
Free Cluin.
Free Ron Olesko.
Free 843 Blow-up Dolls.
Free Esmeralda.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Peace
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:33 PM

Swizzle stick.

Subject: RE: BS: Enough with the Shatner threads.
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:33 PM

I don't come free.

Not since about `96 anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:34 PM

Teach it the bodhran. Every other prick seems to acquire one these days.

Subject: RE: BS: Enough with the Shatner threads.
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:38 PM

Jayne Mansfied had Grand Tetons, free or confined.

Subject: RE: BS: Enough with the Shatner threads.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:39 PM

Thank you, thank you.

Subject: RE: BS: Enough with the Shatner threads.
From: Amos
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:46 PM

How about we at least try to free Little Hawk from his obsessive-compulsive fixation on this rughead???


A

Subject: RE: BS: Enough with the Shatner threads.
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 12:15 AM

He has to WANT to change, Amos.

Subject: RE: BS: Enough with the Shatner threads.
From: Peace
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 12:20 AM

Free Rugs!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Peace
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 12:23 AM

Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, middle, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, halt!

Subject: RE: BS: Enough with the Shatner threads.
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 12:23 AM

Free Willy!


well, at least a little more often would be nice.... wahoyyyyyy! Layyyyyydeeeeee!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 03:32 AM

Anyone seen the UK advert with the great Bill in it? All Bran I think. So cool:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: jacqui.c
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 04:05 AM

Bill's also on the radio ads - I reckon the standard is just about his level. (grin)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 12:06 AM

I cannot believe my own eyes!!!

Reading this thread.....it appears that LITTLEHAWK....is questioning the glorification of his beloved Shatner.

It is OK for him to love....but not for others??????

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Peace
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 12:08 AM

Never, I say. NEVER.

Free GUEST!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 03:11 AM

Shatner? A Case for Censorship?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 03:58 AM

Screw Shatner.

May he burn in Hell.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: robomatic
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 07:01 AM

Shatner is the aging energizer bunny of the entertainment world. And he participated in a great CD album! And I lived to see it! That is right up there with the Red Sox!
He really can't go any higher, he's already been on the Simpsons.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: 42
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 07:40 AM

omigod! There are 10 (count 'em 10) Shatner threads in a row (or a column I guess you'd have to call it).

What is the Cat coming to?

j
ps. now I have to put this on all of them to keep them aligned properly - arrgggghhhh

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat member revives old Shatners
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 11:50 AM

Guest? A case for censorship?