BS: Speaking of bacon...

Subject: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: GUEST,SueB
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 11:05 AM

You read it here first

Warning - you may find this to be in poor taste.

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 11:38 AM

Poor pig...

:D

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Mrrzy
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 12:01 PM

This was right below the CANADIANS message - hee hee!

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Peace
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 12:20 PM

He did NOT write Shakespeare's plays.

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 12:28 PM

Good job she did not get in front of the boar.....The thought of bacon going up is just too much!
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 05:36 PM

Gawd! "Where is that girl, Henry?" "Out in the yard,jerkin' pigs." "Oh, okay. Long as we know where she is."

On the farms I'm familiar with, the boars do that sort of thing with sows. They sort of seem to know what to do without help or anything. But who knows? Maybe them UK pigs need assistance.

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Peace
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 05:59 PM

That they do, Rapaire. Someone's gotta teach the English how to put a saddle on them. That's the only 'proper' way.

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: GUEST,Amazed!!
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 06:07 PM

One third liter???? OH MY GOD!!!!

Bet brucie can't do that.

altho if he was to trade places with the pig, who knows?????

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 06:31 PM

I hope you're not intending to be critical of Miss Loos. Wearing gloves is a sign of good breeding in Wiltshire.

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Peace
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 07:57 PM

One third liter???? OH MY GOD!!!!

Hey, Amazed: Don't swallow it all at once.

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:19 PM

[yawn]

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 11:54 PM

Nuthin sez luvvin like sumthin from a rubbin.

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 11:56 PM

A third of a litre doesn't surprise me. Lookit the size of that boar's goolies.

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Peace
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 12:00 AM

He was holdin' some back.

Here's a little somethin' about lions:

"For every cub that survives to yearling stage, lions copulate an estimated 3000 times. Only 1 estrus in 5 results in progeny and estrus lasts c. 4 days, during which couples mate 2.2 times/hour."

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 12:07 AM

And jerked pork isn't that uncommon, is it?

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Peace
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 12:12 AM

So this guy borrows a pig from his neighbour. Has had NO action for months. Decides to indulge his fantasies. He throws a saddle on the pig and puts his foot in the uh, the uh . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 11:52 AM

I suppose if it was a bull, it would be beef jerky then.

Subject: RE: BS: Speaking of bacon...
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 01:25 PM

Or Beef Stroganoff.