BS: The cure for Sh'Catneurosis!

Subject: BS: A Cure for Sh'Catneuroses!
From: GUEST,LN
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 08:28 AM

Want a taste of true cosmic talent guaranteed to reduce the highly illogical (yet fascinating) levels of Sh'Catneurosis detected around here lately? Then make sure you're sitting securely and comfortably, take a good long deep breath, turn your speakers on and click here

Subject: RE: BS: The cure for Sh'Catneurosis!
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 11:14 AM

There. Now THAT'S BAD! Seriously bad. Sickeningly bad. Gut-twistingly bad. That in fact was my old friend Leonard's attempt to outdo me for all time...the artistic equivalent of a Death Star amalgamated with a black hole...it was calculated to reduce any sentient being to absolute despair in 30 seconds or less. That video is SO bad that it's not even funny. It's pitiful.

By the way, I know those girls in it quite well. All of them. You wouldn't believe what Leonard had to pay them to get them to appear in that video. Big money. He had to eat Kraft Dinner for a year afterward.

It's amazing what some people will do for oneupmanship isn't it? Leonard is normally a man of impeccable taste. To put it bluntly, he can be a bit dull. But this time he went over the top. He succeeded beyond even his own wildest dreams in creating an artistic abomination that, well, defies imitation. I mean....who would want to imitate it?

I used it once to browbeat a troublesome lawyer into submission. It only took 3 viewings (I had tied him in a chair and taped his eyelids open.). He dropped all actions against me and bought my daughter a Ferrari she wanted. He also kissed my hand, and swore never to bother me again. End of story.

I suppose that Nimoy really should be congratulated.

Subject: RE: BS: The cure for Sh'Catneurosis!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 11:32 PM

Nimoy singlehandedly achieved the single most annoying song in history when he recorded Bilbo Baggins, and the video is not far behind. It's truly horrifying.

Subject: RE: BS: The cure for Sh'Catneurosis!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 12:39 PM

I can't believe no one else has bothered to check out that link. It must be a poor choice of thread title, I guess.

Subject: RE: BS: The cure for Sh'Catneurosis!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 04:33 PM

What's going on with you people? Look at the link! It's in the first post.

Subject: RE: BS: The cure for Sh'Catneurosis!
From: Raedwulf
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 05:00 PM

The video is worse than the song (but neither are as bad as Shatner's hairpiece, never mind his alleged attempts at authoring!), very 70's...

Subject: RE: BS: The cure for Sh'Catneurosis!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 05:13 PM

Yeah? Have you read his book "Get A Life!", Raedwulf?

Subject: RE: BS: The cure for Sh'Catneurosis!
From: Raedwulf
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 05:32 PM

Whose? Spock or Kirk? I was referring to Kirk's SF efforts (which thankfully I can't even remember the name of...).

Subject: RE: BS: The cure for Sh'Catneurosis!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 06:03 PM

You must mean TekWars or something like that. I don't know about those. Shatner's book "Get A Life!" is autobiographical, and it's an excellent book, well written, interesting, and very amusing.

Subject: RE: BS: The cure for Sh'Catneurosis!
From: GUEST,LN
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 07:37 AM

I have been analysing your comments most thoroughly, Jim. While I do not dispute them, I must refute them. You have obviously allowed your human emotions to cloud your logic once again.

This is what caused Mr Tambourine Man to chase you around the galaxy for years with a phaser rifle, remember? Set to kill, if memory serves. Were it not for my timely application of the Vulcan Death Grip, you would have been blasted through the Final Frontier long ago.

Yet you equate MY musical offerings with "the artistic equivalent of a Death Star amalgamated with a black hole"??? [raising left eyebrow] ... Highly illogical!

But you are only human. You cannot help yourself. Vulcans hold no grudges, and so I will always be your special friend.

As for you, Little Hawk, Live Long and Prosper.

Subject: RE: BS: The cure for Sh'Catneurosis!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 10:51 AM

Why thank you, Mr Nimoy! I eagerly await Mr Shatner's response.