Subject: Lyr Add: 18 Holes (16 Tons Parody) From: Jason Xion Wang Date: 07 Jan 11 - 07:31 AM 18 Holes (John Denver) When you see me tee up, you'd better step aside A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died I hook it to the left, I shank it to the right I'll be looking for my ball until the dark of the night You play 18 holes, what do you get Another day older and deeper in debt St Andrew don't you call me, 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to the country club pro If I could keep it in the fairway, I'd be a happy man I'm usually in the water, the rough or the sand I pitch it to the green, thinking now I'm gonna score But everybody ducks when my caddie yells, "FORE!" 18 holes, what do you get Another day older and deeper in debt St Andrew don't you call me, 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to the country club pro Ocean side, sunny side, Tucson in the rain Golf is my life, but it sure is a pain I leave my wife and my kids 'cause I hear the call Walking around a cursing at a little white ball You play 18 holes, what do you get Another day older and deeper in debt St Andrew don't you call me, 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to the country club pro Well, you may not believe it, 'cause this is how things are My caddie's in the shack, my partner's in the bar I started out a bum, I ended up a star I shot 18 holes in one under par You play 18 holes, what do you get Another day older and deeper in debt St Andrew don't you call me, 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to the country club pro Yeah... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about golf From: Artful Codger Date: 06 Jan 11 - 05:11 PM "The Golfer's Lament," written by Albert Hay Malotte, sung by John Charles Thomas. According to the Wikipedia entry on Malotte, it was used as the theme song for the Joe Kirkwood TV show "Let's Play Golf." |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about golf From: GUEST,Denise Date: 06 Jan 11 - 03:16 AM The song was done by Jeb & Cousin Easy called The Golf Game , you can find it on www.youtube.com. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about golf From: Jim Dixon Date: 08 Dec 10 - 06:43 PM See The Golf Game performed by Jeb and Cousin Easy. It's not a song, though; it's a comedy dialogue. It's the thing Guest,Hoosier1123 was describing in this thread back on 03 May 2005. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about golf From: GUEST Date: 07 Dec 10 - 04:41 PM Disco Miniature Golfing Queen. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about golf From: Treacle Bolly Date: 07 Dec 10 - 09:46 AM I can't be the only one here who remembers "Golf Girl" by Caravan on their LP "In the Land of Grey and Pink", writen by Richard Sinclair: Standing on a golf course dressed in PVC I chanced upon a golf girl selling cups of tea She asked me did I want one, asked me with a grin For threepence you can buy one full right to the brim So of course I had to have one, in fact I ordered three So I could watch the golf girl and see she fancied me And later on the golf course after drinking tea It started raining golf balls and she protected me Her name was Pat And we sat under a tree She kissed me We go for walks In fine weather On the golf course We talk in morse By the way Caravan have just done a reunion concert in London, a few days ago, and it was filmed - for ITV, strangely !! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about golf From: Artful Codger Date: 07 Dec 10 - 12:45 AM Some famous humorist (Wodehouse?) quipped something like "Golf is a game where you yell 'Fore', score five and write down three." |
Subject: Songs about golf: Swearin' On the Green From: Genie Date: 06 Dec 10 - 09:26 PM Here's a parody: Swearin' On The Green |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about golf From: GUEST Date: 06 Dec 10 - 09:24 PM I remmember it. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about golf From: Roger in Baltimore Date: 04 May 05 - 10:38 AM I couldn't resist noting that Loudon Wainwright III wrote "Golfin' Blues" and recorded on his "Final Exam" CD. Roger in Baltimore |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about golf From: GUEST,HOOISER1123 Date: 03 May 05 - 11:26 PM I'M TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE WHO REMEMBERS A 45 FROM APPROX.40 YEARS AGO CALLED THE GOLF GAME.THE FLIP SIDE OF THIS 45 PLAYED THE SONG BACKWARDS. A SENTENCE I REMEMBER is:THAT'S STRETCHING A SHORT THING A LONG WAYS TO THROW IT OVER YOUR SHOULDER. CAN YOU HELP? THANKS |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: Muttley Date: 20 Apr 05 - 09:40 AM Just located (noticed) this thread and I was going to offer a ditty my dad often used to sing to himself about: "The dirty little pill rolled over the hill; and rolled right into the bunker . . . " but someone beat me to it (Flash - as quick as the name suggests). However. I do recall this lilting definition which I picked up from somewhere about a lifetime ago (when I actually played golf as a youngster): It goes "GOLF - An ineffectual attempt to direct an uncontrollable sphere into an inaccessible hole with instruments ill-adapted to the purpose" Interesting to note, too that the name golf is in fact an acronym of the original name / ethos of the game. The letters G.O.L.F. actually stood for (at the games' inception) Gentlemen Only; Ladies Forbidden. Whichever way you paly it - it still comes out as George Bernard is credited as having described it: "A good walk ruined!" Besides, the snobby course managers won't let me bring my two favourite clubs along - A Cricket bat and a Stihl chainsaw. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: GUEST,Curious Clouseau Date: 20 Apr 05 - 06:16 AM Would be much appreciated if you could transcribe it Severn :o) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: Severn Date: 19 Apr 05 - 05:22 PM "Sunday Way Up Yonder" by the late Al Grierson involved a golf round played by no less than God, Himself. It's on "Things That Never Added Up To Me" which was issued first by the singer himself and later reissued by Folk Era. No lyric sheet in CD. Will transcribe if need be. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: GUEST,Curious Clouseau Date: 19 Apr 05 - 11:13 AM Has anyone got Oscar Brands "Songs For Golfers" transfered onto CDR? If so could they e-mail me at gburns@(NOSPAM)iol.ie Remove the (NOSPAM) from above. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: Jim Dixon Date: 06 Nov 04 - 12:51 PM From The Lester S. Levy Collection of Sheet Music: OH! MISTER GALLAGHER AND MISTER SHEAN (1922), has one "chorus" about golf: Oh! Mister Gallager-- Oh! Mister Gallager-- What's the name of that game they play on the links? With a stick they knock the ball Where you can't find it at all Then the caddie walks around and thinks and thinks. Oh! Mister Shean-- Oh! Mister Shean-- You don't even know a hazard from a green. It's become a popular game And you don't even know its name. Sure it's croquette, Mister Gallagher. No, lawn tennis, Mister Shean. Oh! Mister Shean. Indiana University Sheet Music Collections lists this song in its index (but the sheet music isn't available online): Title: PEACH OF A PAIR Composer: Whiting, Richard A. Lyricist: Marion Jr., George Publisher: Famous Music Corp. Place of publication: New York Date of publication: 1930 Call Number: M1 .D48 Box: 075 Item: 012 Performance Medium: Piano, Voice and Chords First Line: From life's golf bag when the going's tough, I choose you Chorus First Line: The breeze across the fairway, the blossoms over there, Genre: Popular song Crazy Golf and Miniature Golf in Music lists these songs (but words and music are not available online): SINCE MY WIFE TOOK UP MINIATURE GOLF c1930 I'VE GONE GOOFY OVER MINIATURE GOLF c1930 SINCE THEY'RE ALL PLAYING MINIATURE GOLF c1930 I'M PUT-PUT-PUTTIN' ON THE DINKY LINKS ALL DAY c1930 ...and a few others. allmusic lists lots of songs with "golf" in the title, but I haven't investigated whether any of them are good. |
Subject: Lyr Add: MY HEART BELONGS TO DADDY (Cole Porter) From: Jim Dixon Date: 06 Nov 04 - 12:46 PM Not exactly about golf, but it mentions it: MY HEART BELONGS TO DADDY Cole Porter, 1938 While tearing off a game of golf, I may make a play for the caddy; But when I do, I don't follow though, 'Cause my heart belongs to Daddy. If I invite a boy some night To dine on my fine finnan haddie, I just adore his asking for more, But my heart belongs to Daddy. Yes, my heart belongs to Daddy So I simply couldn't be bad. Yes, my heart belongs to Daddy, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-Dad. So I want to warn you, laddie, Though I think you're perfectly swell, That my heart belongs to Daddy, 'Cause my daddy he treats it so well. If I invite a boy some night To cook up a fine enchilada, Though Spanish rice is all very nice, My heart belongs to my dada. [Recorded by Rosemary Clooney, Ella Fitzgerald, Helen Forrest, Eartha Kitt, Peggy Lee, Julie London, Mary Martin, Marilyn Monroe, Anita O'Day, Cole Porter, and many others.] |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: GUEST,Pj Date: 06 Nov 04 - 12:31 PM have a look at This guy He has a few. MP3 samples on this site as well |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: allanwill Date: 05 Nov 04 - 07:01 AM I vaguely remember Loudon Wainwright 111 doing a song called (I think) The Golfing Song, which started something like: I went down to the golf course watching all the golfers golf. Allan |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: GUEST Date: 05 Nov 04 - 06:53 AM Percy French song "No more o' yer golfin' for me" posted on a previous thread. Try searching under "golf". weerover |
Subject: Lyr Add: BIG ELLIE MAE (from Gaberlunzie) From: kendall Date: 04 Nov 04 - 04:42 PM Big Ellie Mae I'll tell you the story of Big Ellie Mae She took up golf in a serious way With her big ladies jumper and a new plastic bag She could have passed for Jack Nicklaus in drag, chorus Toora loo toora lay It's keep your head down boys and hammer away. Now, Ellie was handicapped more than the rest Her swing was impaired by the size of her chest Her vital statistics became her downfall When she swung they both swung And they all missed the ball. rep. chorus Ellie decided they had too much scope She tethered them up with a big piece of rope But they didn't like being held in a noose And the very next swing once again they broke loose. rep chorus In sheer desperation she went to the pro He looked at Big Ellie and said "I don't know I've only seen two that could swing like yours do They were on a camel I saw in the zoo". Toora loo... This pointed remark at the poor girl's physique made Ellie lash out in a great fit of pique Her blow caught the pro in his most tender spot Now he's got two just as big as she's got. rep. chorus to the tune of Sweet Betsy from Pike I collected this one from Gaberlunzie in Scotland |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: GUEST,Barrie Roberts Date: 04 Nov 04 - 04:18 PM Mention of Frank Crumit reminds me that he recorded a song called 'The Grandson of Albul the Bilbul', the opening of which went: On the links by the Bosphorus, Near ancient Stanboul, Down the fairways with nothing to fear, Strode the greatest of pros With the driverlike nose, Count Abdul the Bulbul Amir. One day to the clubhouse There came a strange man, From a land that was distant and far, And his visiting card Bore the name of the bard Count Ivan Skovinski Skovar. At which point my memory fails me, but in synopsis, the remainder tells how offence is given and taken between these two grandsons of the original great protagonists and a golf match instead of a battle takes place. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: Lighter Date: 03 Nov 04 - 04:47 PM Oscar Brand wrote and recorded a whole album of humorous golf songs around 1963: "Songs FORE Golfers" (Elektra EKL 737/EKS 7237). You may be able to get a CD through his website. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: Nigel Parsons Date: 03 Nov 04 - 02:00 PM Straight Down The Middle CHEERS Nigel (see you in the 19th!) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: Kenny B (inactive) Date: 02 Nov 04 - 02:53 PM Lyrics For Donald the Dub Click Here |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: redhorse Date: 02 Nov 04 - 01:57 PM Frank Crumit song quoted by Flash Company is "Donald the Dub". My Mum had it on a 78 " I've broke more ground than Columbus found and the person I am after is the son of a Scot who invented the sport that's robbed the world of laughter" To the tune of The Girl I Left Behind Me nick |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: Mudlark Date: 02 Nov 04 - 12:51 PM Refresh |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: Leadfingers Date: 01 Nov 04 - 11:30 AM Bing Crosby recorded 'Straight Down The Middle ' - At least I think that's what it was called . |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: Flash Company Date: 01 Nov 04 - 10:06 AM Frak Crumit had a song, name of which I can't remember, but I've no doubt someone out there will have it, I recall one chorus as:- Oh the dirty little pill went rolling down the hill And it rolled right into a bunker, From there to the green I took sixteen And then, by gosh, I sunk her! FC |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: masato sakurai Date: 01 Nov 04 - 09:52 AM I don't have any of these: The Best Golf Songs Ever The World's Funniest Golf Songs Great Golf Hits: Golf Parodies of Classic Rock Songs |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: Cool Beans Date: 01 Nov 04 - 09:20 AM There's a musical called "Golf" that played off-Broadway in New York and has been touring. Titles like "My Husband is Playing A Round." They have a Web site where you can hear songs from the show. Go to www.golfthemusical.com Oscar Brand recorded an album of humorous golf songs back in the days of LPs,. Don't know if or where it's available but I bet some Mudcatter has a copy. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: Snuffy Date: 01 Nov 04 - 08:51 AM And Then He Took Up Golf recorded by Frank Crumit |
Subject: Lyr Req: Songs About Golf From: GUEST,Curious Clouseau Date: 01 Nov 04 - 07:06 AM Anyone know the lyrics to any humorous or comical songs about golf? There's a golfing outing in my local pub soon and im hoping to get a song to go with the occassion. |
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