BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only

Subject: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 12:04 AM

Well I have heard of donating the family jewels to save people from going bankrupt. Wonder if the bank manager would accept this as a way of paying of the house loan.......


2004-11-01 16:37:00

Sperm to the rescue

Romanian factory workers donate sperm in order to save their factory from going bankrupt. Apparently, sperm is one of the most valuable commodities that is also in great demand on the market in this South-European country. Besides, the workers of this ex-Socialist country possess nothing else aside from it.

According to a spokesman of the "Kampulung" factory, which manufactures 4x4s, the facility owns creditors a little over $12 000 000 USD. Sperm-bank located just around the corner from the car-manufacturing facility pays $32 per ejaculation. The workers, after hearing about this remarkable opportunity, rushed to the sperm bank to donate their sperm in order to pay back the creditors. One of the union leaders stated the following to the "Sun" newspaper:

"Judging by our technical-economic plan, it turns out that if 1000 workers will donate their sperm regularly in the course of 2-3 months, we will be able to collect enough financial means to pay of the debt in its entirety. In the meantime, it is very rewarding to observe young workers trying to do their best to save this facility along with all the working personnel here."

© Pravda.Ru

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Deckman
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 01:24 AM

Come again? (sorry, I couldn't resist) Bob

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 01:47 AM

Bet thats a load off their minds ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: C-flat
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 02:38 AM

Coming to the rescue?

By my reckoning the 1,000 volunteers will need to produce a $32 deposit at a rate of just over 6 times a day (working on a 5 day week) for a period of 12 weeks in order to clear off the $12000000 debt.
Could be some repetetive strain problems.

C-flat.

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Dead Horse
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 03:49 AM

All Hands to the pumps!

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 03:57 AM

Come Together

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 04:47 AM

Well, what a way to go!!

Are they doing this on work time or as overtime? Or piecework at home???

The mind boggles.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Hrothgar
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:12 AM

Puts an entirely different perspective on "coming to work."

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: mooman
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:28 AM

...clearly not working flexible hours...

Peace

moo

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:47 AM

Maybe Catters could have a go at this and send deposits to Mudcat.

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:26 AM

That's one hell of a soggy biscuit.

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:39 AM

It's the w***ers who let the debt mount up, that should pay for it. I am not sure if this shot in the dark can really help. It feels more like a jerk reaction.

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:47 AM

But a handy solution nevertheless?

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 07:41 AM

All pulling together then!

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 09:38 AM

And it's pull, boys, pull...

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 09:44 AM

Where's Hand-Pulled-Boy I'm sure he must have had a hand in this?

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: C-flat
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 01:56 PM

And the poor guys get home to the familiar words....."Had a hard day dear?"

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: MBSLynne
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 03:53 PM

Goodness! All these years and I could have been saving up for my pension!!!!

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Peace
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:57 PM

I hope all you good Canadians are thinking about this. What an opportunity to help pay off our national debt. This could start with our House of Commons. They spend so much time jackin' off as it is, that this way they could put it to good use for a change. We all gotta give this serious consideration.

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: harpgirl
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 12:23 AM

pula da pula, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: open mike
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 01:31 AM

well the laws of supply and demand will soon catch up with this..
each egg only needs one sperm....where are all the rest gonna go?
on unemployment? and there are often men willing to donate for free..
why would any one pay for it/them? ah well, the best of luck to the whole operation..

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 03:41 AM

Yeah, but it has to be the RIGHT sperm... that chase up the fallopians (or down past the tonsils) isn't designed just to give 'em a workout... it separates the er... boys from the men as it were....

And I don't think operation is the right word to use here.. in fact, a certain operation would render the whole thing pointless.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 06:36 AM

And to think that I've spent my working life slogging away in IT !

There's probably also a great demand for guide dogs and white stcks in Romania.

I can imagine an old Romanian, wrinkled, bald, long white beard, permantly trembling, spittle, trickling from his mouth etc., being interviewed. "So you've worked on this project all your life then Vladimir - how old are you now ?" With great difficulty he manages to answer, "Twenty-three".

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 07:24 AM

This thread seems to be going on onan onan.

Break a wrist!

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 08:42 AM

On the other hand, partners could lend a hand...

epn

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: frogprince
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 03:42 PM

So there was this country preacher, visiting a parisheners farm, who happened to catch young Johnny behind the barn, "doing his own thing".
"Young man", he said, "don't you think you should save that for when you get married?"
A few years go by, and the same pastor marries Johnny and his bride. After the wedding, he gets Johnny aside and asks, "did you follow the advice I gave you?"
"Yes, I did"
"Now, aren't you glad?"
"To tell the truth, not really; I've got two cream cans of the stuff, and I got no idea what to do with it..."

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 09:32 PM

I just (out of curiosity) looked up the term for a sperm bank in Chinese it would be Jingzi Yinghang. Yinghang=bank. The character jing for Jingzi on its own has some lovely definitions;

refined, picked, choice, excellent, perfect, smaller quantity and better quality (nice one), smart, clever, able, extract, essence.

I fink the Chinese have got it just about right. Must imply the ladies only get the best.....now I shall go and hide behind the sofa.

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 10:11 AM

Okay, I'll say it: SONG CHALLENGE! (If I ever heard one.)

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Saved from bankruptcy....men doners only
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 10:44 PM

First Line

My debts not getting smaller though my payment is getting bigger....