BS: I need a good nag

Subject: BS: I need a good nag
From: Davetnova
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 05:49 AM

Single lifes fine but its ages since anybody nagged me. Go on give us a fix.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 05:53 AM

You're kilt is too short, and your mandolin is shit! How about that for starters?

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Davetnova
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 05:59 AM

thats not a decent nag thats just a couple o' crappy insults,pansy girly makeup wearing beverley girly.(an argument will do just as well)

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 06:01 AM

Cross dressing is an art you bugger! oh.... I'll get my coat!

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 06:24 AM

There will be loads to spare when the foxhunting ban comes into effect.

Oh, not that sort of nag...

:D

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 06:28 AM

oo er missus, the arch, girly, cross dressing girly Coronation street watcher herself has appeared!

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Davetnova
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 06:34 AM

who stole my s and the sticky up bit of my h.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 06:56 AM

Try a Riding School.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: 42
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 07:24 AM

that sparkling repartee might be some indication of why you are single. The whole raison d'etre for nagging is not to insult but to wear down via questioning, bitching and moaning about something you can't quite put your finger on.
j

Eg.
Haven't you put the garbage out yet?
Where's my shirt?
Are you still on that damn Mudcat?

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 07:31 AM

Got off that darn computer and put that shelf up in the kitchen which you said you would do last year.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Davetnova
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 08:08 AM

Oooooooh...... That feels so good. Thank you 42 and SCOOBY DOO.
I'm trying my best to readjust to bachelerhood but some things you miss so much. More, more please.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: GUEST,Sooz (at work)
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 08:14 AM

Isn't it time you changed those underpants?
You really aren't eating properly (oops wrong thread)

Funny thing nagging - lack of nagging equals lack of caring. It isn't good when it stops. Its never worked for me as a way of getting something done - need to be more subtle!

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Davetnova
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 08:19 AM

Sooz (at work) you are so right maybe thats why I miss it. I'll go and change my pants right now, just for you.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 08:57 AM

Watch it ST. I'm nearly over my cold, back on 17 gallons of holts mild a night and ready to bite anyone's ankle...

How did you find out about the cross dressing though?

:D

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Davetnova
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 09:17 AM

Supper Turd is pshycic. And he reads all the cross dressing discussion boards but I think his hairdresser told him.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 10:03 AM

How did I know about the cross dressing DtG? Davetnova told me all about your more 'exotic' tendencies!

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 10:26 AM

Davetnova, take out the trash. Eat your veggies. Tie your shoes. Chew your food at least 20 times before swallowing. You promised you would clean out the gutters last weekend, but didn't get to it. And you never take me anywhere anymore. Clean your room.

Feel better?    Tw

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Davetnova
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 10:43 AM

Tanny I'll take you to the moon and back.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 10:59 AM

Are you EVER going to finish cleaning out the garage? I can hardly get the car in there and have to roll down the window to stop things falling on me when I get out. When you get that cleared out, there's still that stuff in the basement that has to go out to the garage--so you might as well put up those new shelves in the garage before you move this stuff.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 11:00 AM

The keys are exactly where you left them!

Is it that far a walk from the shower to the laundry hamper?

Would you please put the toilet seat down when you're finished, and the top back on toothpaste?

That's an empty toilet roll...couldn't you change it rather than perching the new one on top of it?

Just once could you get the, put the, move the, wash the, mend the, change the, throw away the, close the...when you're finished with it?


Good enough, sweetie?


;-)

..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 11:05 AM

"the moon and back"

That's it, promise to take someone else to the moon when you won't even take me to Skegness for the day. And another thing the last time you did take me you left me waiting for the tide to come in all day while you were off supping ale with those so called friends of yours. All they're interested in is pigeons, whippets and ale. Never done a decent day's work in their lives, won't lift a finger to help their poor wives...........

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 11:19 AM

. . . after all, I did my part, I did the shopping and the cooking and you had a nice hot dinner tonight. . .and don't forget to wash that thing before you get into bed. . . ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 11:26 AM

That stuff at the foot of the stairs is there waiting to up, that' 5 times you've walked past it on your way upstairs. Just what the FUCK do you think it's there for dumbo?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 11:28 AM

.....and don't think you're going to use it even when it is washed. Needs a proper boil that does before it's anything like wholesome. And stop picking your nose in public. And another thing.......

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 11:31 AM

You guys have it all wrong! The worst kind of nagging for a single man comes from his MOTHER!

Turn off that damn computer, take a shower, shave and go out and find a decent mother for my grandchildren! To think I suffered through ten hours of labor to have you sit here in your underwear and waste your best years and my beer...

Got the idea? Guilt is good. Ridiculous expectations, better.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 11:33 AM

I don't know why you didn't marry that Traynor girl when you had the chance. Your insurance would have covered the dental work.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 11:34 AM

He didn't say he'd divorced his mother!

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Ebbie
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 11:35 AM

oooooooo Sadly, I CAN almost imagine myself getting into that kind of mindrut but oh, I would hate those kinds of things said to me. Why would anyone allow it? (I'm single, thank the gods.)

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 11:38 AM

I sweated and slaved and worked my fingers to the bone for you, and this is all the thanks I get, AND stop tipping the chair like that, why do you think it's got 4 legs? What are you smirking at, I'll give you smirk, I draw the back of my hand off your face, that'll wipe the bloody smirk off! Other Mothers don't have to put up with this, why should I, and when I ask you where you're going don't just say out, otherwise you're grounded for a fortnight!
Ah Mums what are they like
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Sooz
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 11:55 AM

Davetnova do you realise you are now a scapegoat for every mudcat partner that is failing in any way? You really are a star!

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 12:04 PM

Mingulay, I'd love to go to Skegness with you -- 'cept it sounds like it's somewhere besides Central Texas and it's going to be tough enough to get to my sister-in-law's for Thanksgiving Dinner. Someday, maybe...       Tw

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 12:36 PM

There you go Tannywheeler

Giok ;~)

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Davetnova
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 02:15 PM

That's it! You're just like your bloody mother! I'm off to the pub!
(Let's do this again tomorrow)

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 02:53 PM

At least I have a mother!

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Davetnova
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 03:09 PM

Listen here now. At least she thought she was my mother. At least she knew who the father was. (He was mine).

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Peace
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 03:20 PM

Check in with the foxhunting thread. Gonna be lotsa horses available soo.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: freda underhill
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 05:00 PM

after all the things ive done for you, the least you could do is get off your arse and clean up that bloody kitchen. and how the hell do i know where youre wallet is, i dont have eyes in the back of my head. and why should i do the kitchen its all your mess and i only have one pair of hands. if you had an ounce of human decency youd get in there and do it right now, but no, youll do it later, wont you, later, and later never comes. well ive got news for you young man, i'm blocking your access to the kitchen so youll be unable to eat youll never eat again unless its macdonalds and youll die of a heart attack by the time youre 29 and then you'll be sorry. and youve got three to wipe that smirk off your face or ill wipe it off for you - where's your father just wait til your father gets home. where's that bloody man?

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: freda underhill
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 05:02 PM

well, dont blame me, you did ask, didnt you?

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Peace
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 05:03 PM

Where the hell have I heard THAT before?

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: freda underhill
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 05:09 PM

well if youve heard it before and youre still sitting on your arse with a can in your hand then theres no hope for you is there.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: GUEST,Cretinous Yahoo
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 06:14 PM

What is so hard about boiling a friggin' potato? You aint half the cook my mother was. How can toast have bones?

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: GUEST,Cretinous Yahoo
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 06:17 PM

We have the only garbage can in town with ulcers.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: dianavan
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 10:37 PM

I'm a professional nagger. I teach grade w (its part of the job).

Lets see if this works for you:

Take off your coat. Tie your shoes. Did you remember to return the field trip form? Stop tipping your chair. Sit up straight. Is that your best work? What time did you go to bed last night? Did you check this for capitals and periods? Why did you have to play in the muddy field at recess? Do have a change of pants? Don't forget to push in your chair...

When I'm home I really can't do anymore nagging. It would probably come out like, "Take a little responsibility will ya. Your mother doesn't live here!'

d

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: LilyFestre
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 10:47 PM

When are you going to hang up those curtain rods? I swear if I have to wait another day, I'm going to hammer those nails in myself...I don't care if messes up all your fine woodwork! When you're done with that, would you take these boxes up to the shed and bring down all the Christmas goodies? You said you were going to build that shelf in the bathroom for me over 3 Thanksgivings ago..think you can finish it by Christmas of THIS year? Speaking of the bathroom, take your own damn hair out of the shower drain, would you? The laundry basket at the foot of the stairs is full of YOUR clothes...I washed it, dried it, folded it and even separated it...least you could do is carry it up the damn stairs! Hey...wasn't this bucket supposed to go out to the compost pile? Wash your hands when you come in..........oh, and Love, I love you!!!!!!

Of course you know this nagging goes both ways, right?

Honey, would you take the truck to town and pick up some dog food, unmedicated chick feed, and a few bales of straw? Mail this package, pick me up some more lunchmeat, drop the chain saw off, pick up some oil for whatever tool I'm working with, and don't forget to pick me up some socks...those wooly kind that are warm and don't make my feet sweat...blah blah blah...oh...um...and Chickster? I love you!   

:) Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: open mike
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 12:30 AM

do you mean shagging?

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Peace
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 12:34 AM

Why are the womenz pissed off? "hey, while you're sittin' there relaxin' would you get me a beer, please? Thank you."

"Uh, this is warm. Mind gettin' a cold one?"

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: freda underhill
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 12:50 AM

nag, nag, nag.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 01:41 AM

My sister in law got tired of nagging my brother to install the new toilet in the bathroom. My brother resisted because he knew he'd have to rip up the old floor and lay a new one plus having to install new vinyl on top; he knew it would be a lot of work. He never got to it on the weekends so the new fixture sat on the side porch for several weeks. One day when he came home from work he found the old toilet sitting out there alongside a pile of ripped up boards. It was late when he got to bed that night.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:03 AM

Hi Tannywheeler, what do you think of Skegness? Sure is one hole (sorry hell) of a town. For a seaside resort it is remarkably short on water, the tide only seems to come in once a year, so in many respects it is probably much like central Texas without the heat.

It would be real desperation nagging to be asking to go there.

Thanks for the link by the way Giok.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:28 AM

I don't know... some people don't know they're born.... sitting there at the computer when they KNOW they should be working.... Some of us don't enjoy the same vigourous health and boundless energy that you do... get out of that chair and go do something about your life!

And whilst you're up, you can take that laundry upstairs and bring down the clean stuff. Don't just screw it up, fold it properly and then it won't form the Leaning Tower of Ironing.

And stop eating my special chocolate that I was saving for someone special!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 06:33 AM

Why not pm martin gibson I know its not actually a nag but reading his postings is far more tedious than a mere nag

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Davetnova
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:34 AM

Well I came back from the pub last night, and this morning I can't go to work cause I'm ill and I've had to stay in and I don't feel well so please be gentle with me. I'll get round to it all as soon as I can find my hammer, I think I left it lying somewhere, maybe in my thusiasm, yep thats where, so as soon as I get that back I'll do everything.(It might be easier moving)

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:40 AM

Well there's always Punch the Horse.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Nick
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 09:19 AM

Best definition of nagging I ever came across was -

"Good advice given to often"

Now if you want someone to nag you wouldn't it better if you spent less time here and more time out trying to find him/her?

That's not nagging yet, I know. But it will be by next thursday after I've posted it each day for the next week.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: GUEST,SueB
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 02:14 PM

You pretend to listen, but you don't ACTUALLY hear me, do you? Oh yeah? Well, then, what did I say to you last Thursday when I was going out the door to my evening class? What do you mean, what evening class, how can you not know where I've been going every fucking Tuesday and Thursday for the last two months! See? This proves my point. You don't listen! You NEVER listen! If you were actually paying attention you would know that I'm trying to IMPROVE myself, unlike some people who wouldn't know what self-improvement was if it walked in the door naked - oh, THAT got your attention, did it? Of course it did, because that's all you care about, isn't it, because you sure as hell don't care about me and MY feelings, do you?







Shall I continue?

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: akenaton
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 06:00 PM

So do I!!.......Oh dear is that NAG....I thought it said SH..

                                        Ill get my coat!

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 04:32 PM

See, Ming, it's far enough north and east to maybe classify as NOT EVEN TEXAS (a mythical geographic designation, according to some here). Therefor it classifies as EXOTIC destination. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. BTW, I've already started looking up cheap hot -- uh, inexpensive accomodations. Love and kisses.      Tw

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 04:44 PM

Walp, we got some out here in the Idaho Legion. Got us a buckskin nag, gelding, pretty good ol' horse, 'cept that he's a bit blind on the left side and's got some kinda problem with his withers. And there's Dobie, a nice grey, only 'bout five years old, broke to halter and saddle 'most all of the time -- a good horse fer yer kids if you don't care much fer 'em. Best thing is that ya come out an' see fer yerself. Oh, yeah, there's Pinky, usta be one of them Clydesdales fer Budweiser 'til he started sampling the product he was a-haulin' and gave a whole new meanin' to "fallin' off the wagon." And don't let the brands on these nags bother ya, 'cause most of 'em were put on all legal-like an' we got the papers ta prove it.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: 42
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 07:09 AM

Which part of "Stop" don't you understand?
j

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 11:28 AM

Your contributions to this forum, Davetona, have been simply wretched. We expect better from you. If I were you I would be seriously considering ritual disembowlment at this point, to erase the shame of your lacklustre performance.

Sorry I didn't see this thread earlier, or I would have nagged you sooner.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: GUEST,bbc at work
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 11:33 AM

Interesting. After reading through this thread, I can't think of anything to nag about. I'm either not a natural nag or I'm not honest w/ myself. Since my husband claims he divorced me 'cause I was so nasty, one worries that it might be the latter case.

bbc

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Davetnova
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 05:16 AM

Well BBC(at work) I just don't think that's good enough! You come on this thread and you can't even be bothered to have even a little nag. All these good people nagging their hearts out and you can't think of ANYTHING! Even Little Hawk made some sort of attempt. You really must try harder.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: GUEST,bbc at work
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 11:17 AM

Ok, time to get a haircut, you bum! Want me to do it? :)

bbc

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 11:47 AM

Yes, I know I should have replied sooner, but I've been away. I REALLY HAVE BEEN AWAY. I wasn't SHOUTING, I was merely trying to point out the reason I hadn't replied before when you INTERRUPTED me as USUAL. No I wasn't with HER. There is no HER. I was not in Skegness for a dirty weekend, I was just checking out the area for accomodation for someone who thinks it is like Texas. No not the DIY store, the place in the States. You know JR, Dallas and all that stuff. I AM NOT A BLOODY LIAR. I'm going down the pub.

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Cluin
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 12:13 PM

You walk out now and we won't be here when you get back.

And don't make that face! I can see you!!

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: akenaton
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 12:57 PM

"Dogs , dogs, dogs, Thats all I hear about , bloody dogs!!
You should have married a dog!!!"


Of course, Im too much of a gentleman to respond....Ake

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 01:49 PM

So, iffen them other nags don't take yer fancy, how's about Boneyparts hyar? Since the pitcher wuz took Boney's fattened up some and most uv his bones don't show hardly a-tall now. (His lady friend ain't fer sale.)

Subject: RE: BS: I need a good nag
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:36 AM

So that's what Zebras look like after the hairdressers. Fine looking animal too!!