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BS: What do you want on your gravestone?

lady penelope 21 Nov 05 - 01:09 PM
Rapparee 21 Nov 05 - 01:11 PM
Cluin 22 Nov 05 - 11:53 AM
Gervase 22 Nov 05 - 12:01 PM
Ebbie 22 Nov 05 - 08:35 PM
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GUEST,Toni_Init! 25 Sep 07 - 06:48 PM
GUEST,punkfolkrocker 26 Sep 07 - 10:12 AM
Donuel 26 Sep 07 - 02:05 PM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 26 Sep 07 - 02:40 PM
Little Hawk 26 Sep 07 - 04:40 PM
John MacKenzie 26 Sep 07 - 04:47 PM
Amos 26 Sep 07 - 05:59 PM
Little Hawk 27 Sep 07 - 12:02 PM
Genie 27 Sep 07 - 04:04 PM
Little Hawk 27 Sep 07 - 04:05 PM
GUEST,MarkS 28 Sep 07 - 12:00 AM
Catherine Jayne 28 Sep 07 - 03:48 AM
GUEST,Bill the sound 28 Sep 07 - 09:20 PM
GUEST,Mad Jock 29 Sep 07 - 07:46 AM
GUEST,Euan 03 Dec 07 - 06:36 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: lady penelope
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 01:09 PM

"I can see right up your nose......."


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From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 01:11 PM

Vacancy. Call for information.


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 11:53 AM

I tried and tried and tried...

And this is the thanks I get?


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Gervase
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 12:01 PM

Lichen and birdshit, the same as everyone else, I suppose.


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 08:35 PM

'Look for me in the Mountains- I am not here.'


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:25 PM

"He came, he saw..said it could have been better"


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Nov 05 - 06:17 PM

DANCE HERE


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,Toni_Init!
Date: 25 Sep 07 - 06:48 PM

Well...This sucks!


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 10:12 AM

the head on a spike

of the little drugged up speeding boy-racer shite

who'll probably have run me down and killed me..


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 02:05 PM

due to creamation, you are breathing me now.


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 02:40 PM

No gravestone! No grave!

Just cremate me and deliver my ashes to "Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs" with a note saying "I hope you are happy now. You've got the lot, you Bastards.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 04:40 PM

"Your opinion means diddly to me."


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 04:47 PM

I am going to be buried at sea, so all the people who have said they would love to dance on my grave are welcome to do so.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Amos
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 05:59 PM

"AHJ -- 1945 - ????

"He Ain't Daid Yet!!!"


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 12:02 PM

How about, "What are YOU lookin' at?"

I liked Timon's motto on his grave:

"Timon the misanthrope am I below.
Go and revile me, stranger, only go."


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Genie
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 04:04 PM

Well, since I want my body to be used for medical research at some university, I guess what the 'inscription' should be is:

"This WILL be on the test."


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 04:05 PM

What? All of it??? What if some local Dr Frankenstein makes off with your brain and uses it for some unholy purpose? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,MarkS
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 12:00 AM

Just see that my grave is kept clean.

(After all, this is a music site)


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 03:48 AM

Just reread this thread and I still stick by what I said years before!


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,Bill the sound
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 09:20 PM

This is a cenotaph
I wont be here for years yet


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,Mad Jock
Date: 29 Sep 07 - 07:46 AM

AVAILABLE FOR LONG TERM RENT.


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,Euan
Date: 03 Dec 07 - 06:36 PM

"He Lol'd in life, he Lol's in death"


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: skipy
Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:06 PM

Bird shit?
Skipy
What would you do if a bird shit on your windscreen?
Well, I'd never go out with her again!


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: aussiebloke
Date: 04 Dec 07 - 03:54 AM

A parking meter, showing 'expired' should do the trick, or I'd be happy with the simple words 'Kids liked him'.


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: bankley
Date: 04 Dec 07 - 07:14 AM

hopefully ,not a lot of bird shit...


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Folk Form # 1
Date: 04 Dec 07 - 03:42 PM

Roland Kirk, the jazz musician, said that when he died, he wanted to be cremated so that people could smoke his ashes and get high. Inpractical, when you think about it. Ashes don't burn as they've already been burnt. Still nice thought, I suppose.

On Yeat's grave, it quotes one of his own poems:

Cast a cold eye
on life, on death.
Horseman, pass by.


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,sinky
Date: 04 Dec 07 - 03:57 PM

went to heaven and all i got was this lousy gravestone


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Rowan
Date: 04 Dec 07 - 04:58 PM

Live and love life!
You're a long time dead.

Cheers, Rowan.


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: topical tom
Date: 05 Dec 07 - 01:08 PM

If in life you held me dear, play some folk and bluegrass here.


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 05 Dec 07 - 02:52 PM

Aah'm only stopping for one drink!!


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Amos
Date: 05 Dec 07 - 02:56 PM

"He Never Believed Bush" would do.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Mark Ross
Date: 05 Dec 07 - 03:15 PM

"MARK ROSS
FOLKSINGER
MORS ANTE SERVITIUM,*
ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDOM**
TAKE IT EASY, BUT TAKE IT!"


*Death Before Employment
**Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down

Mark Ross


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: autolycus
Date: 05 Dec 07 - 04:58 PM

If Imhave one, perhaps,

    HOW VERY INTERESTING THAT WAS

   a quote from The Goon Show.


One I remember from long ago,


    here lies the body
    of Jonathan Blake
    who stepped on the gas
    instead of the brake


   Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,Alec James
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 08:58 PM

Thanks Anyway


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: olddude
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 09:06 PM

Eternal rest at the best Hot Dog Stand ever.


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Joe_F
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 09:02 PM

First you go to hell, then your body rots, and then you die.


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: olddude
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 09:09 PM

I read that some celeb had
"I told you I was sick"


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Ed T
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 09:19 PM

A beer stien, right on top.


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: bobad
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 09:25 PM

A button which, when pressed, blows a raspberry AKA a Bronx cheer or an unvoiced linguolabial trill.


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: vectis
Date: 30 Aug 08 - 12:49 PM

On a Sussex grave
"He was never dull"

Not a bad epitaph.


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 30 Aug 08 - 02:24 PM

From olddude:

>>I read that some celeb had
"I told you I was sick" <<

It was our beloved Spike Milligan, Dan...greatly missed over here in the UK. He was just the funniest man. Suffered terrible depression in his life though, often locking himself away for weeks at a time, but when he came back to us, he made us cry with laughter. He was one of The Goons, along with Harry Seccombe, Peter Sellers and Michael Bentine. He was all around, everywhere, in my childhood...and he was still there making my daughter laugh, so many years later.

If only we could have him back again! Still, we sell loads of books about Spike in The National Trust shop, so he's still very much loved and far from forgotten about.


I told you I was ill

Spike Milligan on Room 101

The Goonshow - What Time Is It Eccles?


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Aug 08 - 06:51 PM

I have no desire to have a gravestone. As soon as I'm done here I'll be busy dealing with the next thing anyway, so why worry about gravestones?


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: mg
Date: 31 Aug 08 - 02:52 AM

I don't know if I said this or not..someone else said it long before...she never had any fun (substitute great accomplishments) but she had state benefits....mg


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,Flo, Kayla and Emily!!
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 05:52 AM

What do you mean im dead?!!


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 09:21 AM

"86"


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 09:51 AM

Human nature being what it is...

just 5 words


DO NOT LICK THIS STONE !














(A small three foot lime stone/marble marker will have been marninated in a mixture of X and LSD for two months. Small side drilling holes will insure total absorbtion. A small wishing well type roof will be erected to keep the rain off the stone and the bottom of the stone that is beneath the earth will be coated with poly urethane)


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: goatfell
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 09:54 AM

in very small letters 'YOU ARE STANDING N MY BALLS' or as Spike Milligan says ' I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL'


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 11:25 AM

Lady Penelope's "I can see right up your nose......." triggered one other possibility I hadn't thought of before: in fairly small print, "Nice panties!".


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,Justin Urqhart
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 01:48 PM

"Justin Urqhart. He spoke his mind and few liked it".


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Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 02:19 PM

"Uh Oh!"


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