BS: PENELOPE RUTLEDGE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: PENELOPE RUTLEDGE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!
From: GUEST,Winston Wellington-Jones
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 02:27 PM

Veronica is 16 years old, Raggytash, and you are treading on dangerous ground! You may indulge yourself in harassing Penelope, myself, and Major Nigel West, if you wish...it will do you absolutely no good...but if you extend your unwholesome attentions to a 16-year-old in this family we will see that you are put away for a long, long time. Mark my words.

WW-J

Subject: RE: BS: PENELOPE RUTLEDGE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 04:01 AM

Oh well ......... I can wait

Subject: RE: BS: PENELOPE RUTLEDGE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!
From: GUEST,Veronica Rutledge
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 01:03 PM

You'll be waiting for a long time, Raggytush. Have you ever waited for a miniature schnauzer to stop barking? It will be even longer than that, I assure you. You will be descending into impotent, drooling senility long before you ever hear from me.

I am returning this thread to the top where it belongs.

Aunt Penelope and my new Uncle Winston are returning on Christmas Eve, and we are all going to laugh at you as we celebrate, you wretched pervert.

Rapaire, I don't read that silly Archie comic anymore! Well, not much. I do like Veronica's dresses, though (Veronica Lodge). And I actually DO know someone named "Reggie". He's fairly dreamy, but not quite so dreamy as he thinks he is! I most certainly do not know any Archies or Jugheads! "Archie" is a dreadful name! I should think that any boy with that name in our English school system would suffer the tortures of the damned, and he would probably get a name change ASAP.

TTFN!

* Veronica *

Subject: RE: BS: PENELOPE RUTLEDGE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!
From: GUEST,Veronica Rutledge
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 01:18 PM

And you people on that stupid SPOTTED DICK thread just stop it!

* Veronica *

Subject: RE: BS: PENELOPE RUTLEDGE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!
From: GUEST,Archie Rutledge
Date: 24 Dec 04 - 04:24 AM

Typical in'it poor old Uncle Archie snubbed agin, they've always been stuck up 'er side of the famly, Poor old Aunty Mabel , er with five kids used t' send me a quid at Christmas wrapped in a new 'ankercheif, but Penelope's lot Oh no, got a ten bob note IF they remembered, they always had big roaring fires, champagne, caviar, huge goose, big piece of beef, fillet at that, pork an all, me poor old muvver wi 'alf a bag of coal an a broiling fowl to feed us seven kids.
Famlys eh, who's have em, and that Verconia kid, stuck up little bitch that one, needs a bloody good spanking in my book, got her own 'orse, though she calls it an arab, never bin the other side of the channel so I can't see that, an' now she has the cheek to slag me name off, like I said typical bleedin' typical

Subject: RE: BS: PENELOPE RUTLEDGE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 02:32 PM

Remember this "blast from the past"? It's hard to believe it's been over a year since the joyous news!

We have just received word from the veterinary lab that the poor departed parrot, Tony Blair, did NOT die of bird flu after all, and I am SOOO relieved!

This means that our lives can go on as normal. I intend to go on that road trip ASAP!

TTFN!

* Veronica *

Subject: RE: BS: PENELOPE RUTLEDGE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Peace
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 02:50 PM

Oh, Penelope. She's had twenty husbands and one of them hers.

Subject: RE: BS: PENELOPE RUTLEDGE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Don Firth
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 03:01 PM

I keep confusing Penelope Rutledge with Patricia Routledge.

Don Firth
(Onslow is my role model)

Subject: RE: BS: PENELOPE RUTLEDGE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 03:02 PM

ROFLMAO!

A

Subject: RE: BS: PENELOPE RUTLEDGE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Peace
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 03:27 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: PENELOPE RUTLEDGE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 03:38 PM

Dear old Hyacinth, who could forget her? Alas, unlike Penelope and her niece Veronica, Hyacinth only could dream of being among the creme de la creme of British society, those who awaken in feather beds to the sounds of servants making the rounds...

Veronica is very relieved not to have been exposed to the dreaded bird flu, and if she survives touring in the zebra-striped Porsche, I'm sure she'll have a lot more to say.

Subject: RE: BS: PENELOPE RUTLEDGE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!
From: freda underhill
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 07:22 PM

Some of these comments I believe are quiet vulgar and insensitive, about husbands etc. But dear Penelope is above all that, I belive she'll have quite a jolly little twirl in that Porsche of hers. I look forward to a chat.