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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Peace Date: 29 Dec 04 - 09:37 PM Now you tell me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Dec 04 - 09:44 PM It figures. I go away for a few days and this happens. Just what I would have expected. Well, I think Esmeralda's comments are very well put regarding this sensitive issue. The photo of the sheep in the pumps, etc, is a real beauty. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Rapparee Date: 29 Dec 04 - 09:45 PM Brucie, while you are attempting to taper off, please keep this is mind: Caseous lymphadenitis, which is caused by Corynebacterium pseudotuberculosis, is a widely spread disease of mature sheep and a major reason for condemnation of ewe carcasses. The abscesses occur in the lymph nodes and may affect the lungs, liver, kidneys, and spleen. Anthrax, too, has been linked to sheep. Sheep are a pubic health hazard. Please be careful out there. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: freda underhill Date: 29 Dec 04 - 09:53 PM another side effect, it seems, Rapaire, is short term memory loss. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Rapparee Date: 29 Dec 04 - 09:57 PM Hmmm...what say? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 29 Dec 04 - 11:51 PM I have also heard that shagging a sheep on the edge of a cliff has more - mmm what can one say - excitement as the sheep will push back a but harder. Not that I know anything about this, or have ever tried, or considered it............... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Metchosin Date: 30 Dec 04 - 12:00 AM Didn't sheep shagging also cause syphilus?....or was that llamas? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: LadyJean Date: 30 Dec 04 - 12:33 AM "Ewe Light Up My Life" "Ewe Stole My Heart Away" "Ewe Are My Destiny" "Who Put the Ram in the Rama Lama Ding Dong"? Well, as the Bible says, "All we like sheep." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Teresa Date: 30 Dec 04 - 12:53 AM Ever noticed that there are many goat-man stories, many centaur stories, but no stories of half-man, half-sheep? Why is that? ;) Teresa |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Teresa Date: 30 Dec 04 - 12:56 AM Ah, can't help it: "Here we are in New South Wales, Sharing sheep as big as whales" ... Grin, duck and fly!!!! Teresa |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Metchosin Date: 30 Dec 04 - 01:00 AM Teresa, that is because a good goat will do that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: GUEST,Esmerelda Date: 30 Dec 04 - 01:18 AM I find this thread to be offensive. While lighted hearted comments about sheep (or ..ahem.. goats, for that matter) may seem to be just good "clean" fun, they are symptomatic of a culture in which sheep (or goats for that matter) are systematically ridiculed, trivialised and portrayed as commodities, objects, and sex objects. I ask you, how many sheep are there in government? And how many sheep are heads of corporations? I tell you, there is a grass ceiling, and threads such as this are contributing to the ongoing oppression and subjugation of sheep (or goats for that matter) as a species. All we ask of ewe is a fair go. We have the potential to change the world. Sheep of the world (and goats for that matter) unite! we have nothing to lose but our fear! Overcome the patriarchal monoglobular ecorationalist muddiglobal mudcategorical corporate oppressors! send money to The Sheepish Solidarity Front c/- esmerelda, honorary treasurer @Saggy Bottom Hollow Alberta, Canada. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Metchosin Date: 30 Dec 04 - 01:25 AM Esmerelda, my dear, you just haven't learned the first lesson of screwing your way into positions of power. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Peace Date: 30 Dec 04 - 02:12 AM "I ask you, how many sheep are there in government?" I don't know if you have had a good look lately at the Canadian House of Commons or the American Senate. I ain't sayin' they're sheep exactly, but I itch when I think of them. ". . . first lesson of screwing your way into positions of power." Become a lightbulb. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 30 Dec 04 - 04:24 AM Oh dear.. now I'm late for work..... I had to get clean underwear after the one of the welsh prostitute..... LTS - whose great grandfather was a shepherd.... got pictures to prove it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: John MacKenzie Date: 30 Dec 04 - 06:01 AM I demand to know who this Ann Thrax is?, that's twice she's been mentioned now. Giok ;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Rapparee Date: 30 Dec 04 - 10:41 PM My office has a shag carpet. And I sometimes tell shaggy dog stories. Woe is me! Whatever can I do? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: LadyJean Date: 31 Dec 04 - 12:23 AM There are any number of sheep in the U.S. Senate. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 31 Dec 04 - 04:46 AM Mary had a little lamb... The doctors were astounded! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Peace Date: 31 Dec 04 - 06:42 AM Forty-six in humans; twenty-three in sheep. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Rapparee Date: 31 Dec 04 - 09:46 AM So, two sheep equal one human? I meant to ask -- do I have to wear a patch to stop? Like you do with smoking? And what if I'm smoking mutton -- do I have to wear two patches? And when does this become patchwork? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Peace Date: 31 Dec 04 - 09:50 AM ". . . I'm only half the man I used to be . . ." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Peace Date: 31 Dec 04 - 10:01 AM Of course, all that lanolin would make a guy 'soft as a fluffy pillow', so it looks like a non-starter from my perspective. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 31 Dec 04 - 08:05 PM Mary had a little lamb, It had a sooty foot. Into Mary's bread and jam, It's sooty foot it put. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 13 Jan 05 - 08:48 PM From NZ, posted with no comment.....excpet he could not quit Man admits trying to have sex with goat 12 January 2005 A Nelson man has appeared in court for a second time for attempting to have sex with a goat. George Kepa, a 41-year-old unemployed man, pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court yesterday to bestiality and unlawfully entering a building. Police prosecutor Chris Stringer said Kepa went to visit a friend on January 7. The friend was asleep and Kepa went to a tin shed where the goat was kept, took some of his clothes off and attempted to have sex with it, Mr Stringer said. Judge Paul Whitehead remanded Kepa until February 1 for a pre-sentence drug and alcohol report. In 2002, Kepa was sentenced to 80 hours' community work and 18 months supervision for committing an indecency with a goat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: LilyFestre Date: 13 Jan 05 - 09:06 PM I can't help it...when I see this thread pop up, I think of you, Brucie. LMAO! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Michelle |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 13 Jan 05 - 09:48 PM So, if the goat's owner was asleep when the guy tried to pork it, how'd the cops find out? Did the goat press charges? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: GUEST Date: 13 Jan 05 - 10:16 PM Dear bRucIe,
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Teresa Date: 13 Jan 05 - 11:07 PM "If you have a goat and da goat get fat, Norman do dat." Calypso song (mighty Sperro?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Amos Date: 13 Jan 05 - 11:18 PM The North of England Mule is sired by the Bluefaced Leicester, who with a 230% pure bred lambing is the most prolific native breed in the country and passes this onto its progeny. Two hundred and thirty per cent!! My!! NOT a statistic to be messed aboot with, you can readily see, eh. But as the old Indian told the ventriloquist, "Sheep lie!" A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Teresa Date: 13 Jan 05 - 11:23 PM How far is that from Derby? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Amos Date: 13 Jan 05 - 11:38 PM Mother Teresa, it is a delight to see you back on the forum! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Teresa Date: 13 Jan 05 - 11:52 PM Oh, [shiver] I am not a mother, but thank you muchly anyway! :) [checking around for woolies and listening for plaintive sounds] :-P Teresa |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Peace Date: 14 Jan 05 - 01:55 AM From: GUEST Date: 13 Jan 05 - 10:16 PM How's your heroin habit, GUEST? I asked you this once before. Have you sought treatment yet? And when your friend told me that you had shagged a pig in real life, did you not think I would remember? And don't you think I will tell many people who you really are? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Peace Date: 14 Jan 05 - 02:01 AM PS, GUEST. I know about your years under psychiatric care for the psychosis you nuture. I also know you to be worthy of my undivided attentions for the next while. The day you and I meet in real life is the day I break both your legs. Trust me on that. You just got yourself in some very serious trouble. I am going to find you, in the flesh, and I will take a pound of it. Bank on that, asshole. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Peace Date: 14 Jan 05 - 02:22 AM One last thing, GUEST. When you underwent the operation that resulted in the loss of your sexuality, was it state mandated or was it voluntary? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Peace Date: 14 Jan 05 - 02:39 AM Another thing dear GUEST: Do you still have the pitbull? Just curious. Now, MF, you know I got yer number. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Peace Date: 14 Jan 05 - 02:54 AM GUEST: How is Munich these days? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Peace Date: 14 Jan 05 - 02:55 AM Sleep tight. See you sooooon. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: GUEST,Sand e Date: 14 Jan 05 - 03:01 AM in my shoes |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Peace Date: 14 Jan 05 - 03:32 AM Some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue, right? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Teresa Date: 14 Jan 05 - 02:37 PM HUH? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Folkiedave Date: 14 Jan 05 - 02:53 PM To bring a folk element into this...... I once booked Willie Scott to a folk club and he had just been doing a film in Australia......"Never seen such ugly sheep" he told me.... For those not sure Willie was a traditional singer from the Borders of England/Scotland where he worked as a shepherd.... Best regards, Dave Eyre www.collectorsfolk.co.uk |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Amos Date: 15 Jan 05 - 01:13 PM Brucie, baby, let it roll downhill -- that is the nature of shit. While you retain the clearer view -- that is the nature of Being. Be you and let the shit roll on down. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Peace Date: 15 Jan 05 - 04:16 PM Good advice, Amos. Thank you. 1) I am being me. This is a side of me I seldom 'let go', but now and then--about every ten or so years--a situation calls for some 'talents' that I seldom employ. I really do dislike violence. Unfortunately, on occasion, it's all that will allow some people to see the light they miss in their dark worlds. This MF will see the light. 2) I will take care of business and revert to the affable, kindly ol' fart some of y'all are used to seeing around the Mudcat. Basic tenet of my life for 40 years: No one gets free shots with me, and if ya do, ya better make the first one good because ya won't get a second chance. I don't mean the normal banter that goes back and forth or the occasional person telling me I'm an AH or an idiot. But this character has decided to do some stalking--stuff he's done before to other folks. Thing is, I am just a bit different, and he's now met someone who can be as dark and evil as he thinks he is. It's a facet of my character I hate letting loose, because it reminds me that the sound of bones breaking is ugly. However, for the few seconds it takes I will tolerate the noise. This GUEST is in deep shit with me. That's that. Welcome to my world GUEST. You pushed it one too many times. Now, I am gonna push back. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Teresa Date: 15 Jan 05 - 04:34 PM Or ... like me ... don't get mad; get evenn. bwahahahaha ;) Teresa |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: freda underhill Date: 15 Jan 05 - 05:27 PM ..two sides of a coin.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Peace Date: 15 Jan 05 - 07:12 PM Maybe so, Freda. But I didn't start it--I am simply going to finish it. You and others are entitled to think what you want. However, I don't allow gratuitous attacks on my 'person' or being. If self-defense is a crime in your consideration, then that makes me a criminal. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Peace Date: 15 Jan 05 - 07:24 PM . . . and it makes him a very unlucky guy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Amos Date: 16 Jan 05 - 12:52 PM Brucie: Well, ya gotta do whatcha gotta do, pal. I don't see that your purpose is served by promoting it here on the threads, really, but maybe you have a more complex strategy than I can appreciate.... A |
