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BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy

Once Famous 07 Jan 05 - 06:21 PM
Cluin 07 Jan 05 - 09:10 PM
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LadyJean 08 Jan 05 - 12:28 AM
Sorcha 08 Jan 05 - 01:06 PM
Cluin 08 Jan 05 - 01:11 PM
Liz the Squeak 08 Jan 05 - 01:18 PM
CarolC 08 Jan 05 - 02:18 PM
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pdq 08 Jan 05 - 03:12 PM
Charley Noble 08 Jan 05 - 04:53 PM
Peace 08 Jan 05 - 04:58 PM
Amos 09 Jan 05 - 03:56 PM
Peter Kasin 10 Jan 05 - 01:43 AM
Peace 10 Jan 05 - 01:49 AM
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CarolC 11 Jan 05 - 12:39 AM
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Subject: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Once Famous
Date: 07 Jan 05 - 06:21 PM

Those tighty whities have cut off the blood flow to your brain and were undoubtably worn by Hitler and his ilk.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Jan 05 - 09:10 PM

Yep. Gotta be free to swing to the left or the right.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 07 Jan 05 - 09:29 PM

Boxer shorts may be white (or not), but tight they're not!

Jockey shorts, on the other hand......


Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: LadyJean
Date: 08 Jan 05 - 12:28 AM

It's obvious that the best way to save democracy is to have all men wear kilts.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Sorcha
Date: 08 Jan 05 - 01:06 PM

Right on Jean!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Jan 05 - 01:11 PM

Not around here in the winter.

I assumed you meant regimental style.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Jan 05 - 01:18 PM

Oh please... NOOOOOOOOOOO not kilts!!!

You have no idea what they are like in large numbers.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Jan 05 - 02:18 PM

Did someone say kilts and large members?


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Don Firth
Date: 08 Jan 05 - 02:51 PM

HAH!!

Good shot, Carol!

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: pdq
Date: 08 Jan 05 - 03:12 PM

...as the Scotsman said...

"Nothing is worn under the kilt. Everything is in perfect working order!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Charley Noble
Date: 08 Jan 05 - 04:53 PM

I wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot pole!

Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 05 - 04:58 PM

Here we go again. Boxers/Briefs: ?

My underwear shorts do not have legs and they ain't been designed by jimmyt. Are they briefs or boxers? I think Bill D posted some pictures once trying to explain the difference to me. All I know is that my shorts come in all kinds of colours, and when you bleach the white ones with a new red t-shirt in a hot-water was they turn pink.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jan 05 - 03:56 PM

BRucie:

If they grab your ass tight and keep your balls from swinging, they're jockeys. OK?


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 01:43 AM

So, Carol, I understand they're judged on how far they can toss it.

Chanteyranger


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Peace
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 01:49 AM

"If they grab your ass tight and keep your balls from swinging, they're jockeys. OK?"

Got it, Amos.

Open question, here: Are there women jockeys? Last I knew, for all I follow horse races, the jockeys were all guys.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: LadyJean
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 12:23 AM

I have been going to the Ligonier Highland games every year since I was 15. I have an excellent idea what a crowd of men in kilts looks like. It's one of the reasons I go.


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 12:39 AM

That's what I've heard, Chanteyranger, but I wouldn't know from experience. (ahem)


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 03:25 PM

What about boxer briefs?


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Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 03:31 PM

Boxer briefs? We have 'em. They're called belts.


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