BS: Chapel 'at pegs......

Subject: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 07:30 PM

I have one question, why is it that Canada seems to be a major nipple enhancer exporter, anything to do with the cold?

Nipponese nubiles
go nuts for nipples

By Ryann Connell
Staff Writer
January 24, 2005

Nipples are nipping into a niche in Nippon, according to Shukan Post (2/4).
Nipple Enhancers have suddenly become the hottest "breast improvement" must-have among Japanese women.

"We set up an online sales page in July last year. We didn't sell a single set. Then, in about October last year, we slowly started to move some. Sales started trickling through right about the time the tennis world started taking notice of Russian star Maria Sharapova, who was becoming known in the local media for her tight shirts that always showed the outline of her nipples," Takashi Fujiki, president of JT Kikaku, the company that has been importing Nipple Enhancers to Japan for the past two years, tells Shukan Post. "We put in an additional order for another 500 pieces right at the end of last year and they sold out immediately. We get about 10 orders a day, but our stocks are depleted. We've put in additional orders for another 1,000 sets in January alone."

JT Kikaku imports Nipple Enhancers from Canada and sells them at a retail price of 1,200 yen apiece. Nipple Enhancers are made from polyurethane, have a circumference of some 4.5 centimeters and weigh about 1 gram. The circular center part of the project protrudes.

Nipple Enhancers are equipped with adhesive that allows them to be attached to bras or directly onto the skin. Sticking on the bud boosters has the effect of, well, making the wearer appear to have their headlights turned on regardless of the time of day.

"Our main buyers," JT Kikaku's Fujiki tells Shukan Post, "are women in their 20s."

Nipple Enhancers have been pretty successful in the West, where Japan's biggest-selling weekly claims their success has derived from the widespread disappointment women have if lumbered with inverted nipples.

They're also making their mark on Japan's legions of office ladies.

"I tried out some Nipple Enhancers for a matchmaking party I went to recently. I'd worn them under a single sweater and you should have seen it when I took my coat off...the guys at the party couldn't take their eyes off me," a 28-year-old woman tells Shukan Post. "There's no doubt these things are good at attracting guys' eyes."

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: PoppaGator
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 07:38 PM

"Bud Boosters" -- wonderful!

Yeah, I suppose the cold Canadian weather provides good prototypes upon which these products can be modeled. There are other ways to stimulate those "buds," of course, but perhaps frigid weather is better for *keeping* them up during the mold-making process...

Can anyone explain the title of the thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 07:48 PM

something to hang your hat on.

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: frogprince
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 08:21 PM

Poppa G., One of our 'catters just answere a "how cold is it" query by saying it was "chapel hat pegs", and then had to explain to those who didn't get it. They use simple dowel pegs for hangers in chapels.
Forgive the drift, but: I've always understood those little darlins
are made out of "erectile tissue", same as some ugly things I used to have to see in gymn class; so why does flesh like that that grows up north respond totally differenty to cold from the stuff that grows down south?

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: frogprince
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 08:30 PM

And why do girl babies generally outgrow the compulsion to nibble on those things, whereas boy babies really never do?

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 11:48 PM

A commonly used naval term was 'Teddy bears noses'

Maybe a winning combination would be JimmyT's thongs and nipple enhancers.

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: LadyJean
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 12:38 AM

I would think Canadian winters would enhance anybody's nipples. Now I've been to Toronto in June, and it's nice and warm then. Could you make them seasonal?

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 05:03 AM

Trucker speak

Scammel starter bottons.
or
Volvo wheel nuts.
Overheard.
Hey baby which one of those knobs is the volume control?
Must admit to a weakness for them chapel hat pegs
Giok :::::

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 08:56 AM

I suspect it isn't so much the erectile function as the shrinkage. When the body is cold, the blood tends to remain closer into the centre of the body - hence your fingers, toes, nose and 'other extremities' get cold (hence the 'Oh look, a willy but smaller!' type comments).

Boobies get cold, the blood retreats to the centre of the body and the nipple tissue contracts, due to lesser blood flow. If you get the chance, have a look at chilly norks... you'll see that the surrounding aureole is smaller and wrinkled.

It's very, very difficult to breastfeed (or express milk) with cold tits.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 09:06 AM

Airey Neave escaped from cold tits didn't he?
Express Dairies?
Giok ;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 11:20 AM

Got out from behind bras.....

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 11:30 AM

I think you just have to suck it and see.

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 12:05 PM

OK, I'll ask ... I can't speak for other blokes (yah, right) but I find it somewhat difficult to avert my gaze when there are erect nipples on display. Now that women are wearing 'nipple enhancers' how are we men supposed to know if we're being baited or just pigs as usual?

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 12:33 PM

Well BPL if somebody puts something in your line of sight you've got to look, people who don't want you to see things, hide them away.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 12:39 PM

I believe the logic goes like this.....

1. In any dispute between a man and woman, the woman is always right.
   We all know this

2. Therefore men are always wrong.

3. Nipple enhancers are a tactic to keep men distracted. And allow us to be accused of almost anything. 'You were looking at my / you didn't notice my / you were looking at her breasts'

I'd better run before crystal catches me.....

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: Michael
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 05:28 PM

Slight change of direction _ My Grannie Annie used to say (of people with large teeth) 'They stick out like chapel hat pegs.' And this is the first time I've heard it since.
Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 05:41 PM

Ah, now for the dentally challenged (e.g., Shane McGowan, formerly of the Pogues) ~ teeth like tombstones.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 12:15 PM

Her nipple stuck out like a sore thumb.

And what do you do with a sore thumb?.....

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 12:18 PM

Pull out a plum?

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 01:48 PM

"Teeth like the holy commandments - 10 of 'em & everyone broke"!
Mike Harding circa 1973 - I think.

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: Flash Company
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 10:06 AM

What do you call a Spanish lady who has lost most of her teeth?
Juanita!!

I'll get me coat!

FC

Subject: RE: BS: Chapel 'at pegs......
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 10:12 AM

'E said, ah'm marrying a girl in t' morning, ah said it's better'n marryin' a bloke.

M Harding again

Giok