Subject: BS: More products we don't need... From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Jan 05 - 08:19 PM Extended wear condoms... |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Bert Date: 28 Jan 05 - 08:42 PM They've been around quite a while LH |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: gnomad Date: 28 Jan 05 - 08:42 PM My grandparents had one(!) of those, I was shown it once. It was embossed with its trade name - The Poor Man's Friend. My eyes water just thinking about using one. |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Rapparee Date: 28 Jan 05 - 08:46 PM Okay, I find this Google ad from the bottom hard to believe, but there it was.... Automation Associates PACE Sorting machines sort screws |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Rapparee Date: 28 Jan 05 - 08:54 PM Man, I don't know about them Google ads! Feed Screws and Barrels |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Flash Company Date: 29 Jan 05 - 10:01 AM Used to have a Foreman Engineer where I worked when I first left school who was responsible for the maintenance of a thread making machine manufactured by a company called C N Maiden.He always entered it on his timesheet as 'Maintenance of Maiden screwing machine'. FC |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Bunnahabhain Date: 29 Jan 05 - 11:02 AM nipple enhancers. |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Jan 05 - 11:12 AM I'm very tempted to add snowmobiles to the list...but I guess there are certain situations where they actually ARE useful and desirable. Okay then. JET-SKIS!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Dave Wynn Date: 29 Jan 05 - 11:14 AM Cordless hammer? |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Amos Date: 29 Jan 05 - 11:29 AM All my hammers have been cordless. |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 29 Jan 05 - 11:53 AM After-dinner mints that impart pleasing odors unto one's flatulence. (That's a 50¢ way of sayin' they make yer farts smell good.) They could come in various flavors. I would personally find "New Car Smell" to be particularly enchanting. They could be called "Inta-Mints". No! Wait! That's not a product we don't need! That's a product we do need! |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Bunnahabhain Date: 29 Jan 05 - 12:08 PM I have a Hammer on a cord. It's a pain if you drop it and have to go to the bottom of the cliff. Especially if there was somebody standing there... |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Jan 05 - 12:14 PM Electric can-openers! How pathetic. And when will we see an electric corkscrew??? |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Micca Date: 29 Jan 05 - 07:05 PM Too late LH I have seen one !!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Rapparee Date: 29 Jan 05 - 07:37 PM I used to have a wine opener that was a large needle that you inserted through the cork. You then pumped up and down on the handle to pump air under the cork, pushing it out slickern' snot on a doorknob. Now you can get much the same thing, but pumping the handle up and down is too much work or maybe too difficult to figure out -- it comes with a compressed C-O-2 cartridge, forcing you to buy more cartridges. The inkjet printer approach to marketing.... |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Bill D Date: 29 Jan 05 - 07:47 PM they make automatic toilet seat lowerers.....and some that play music. I decided that I could live without them. |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: frogprince Date: 29 Jan 05 - 08:08 PM Has peanut butter packaged in ready-made slices come on the market all over yet, or just around here? About the same time I started seeing ads for bread with the crust removed. |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Jim Tailor Date: 29 Jan 05 - 08:15 PM Bee-dubya-ell, If you were a Bob&Tom devotee you'd know that they had an outrageously funny commercial for "Flatulante'". Available in pill or suppository. What is that? Lemon? mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Jan 05 - 09:40 PM Ha! Ha! Ha! The idiocy of mass marketing rolls on... the question is: HOW LAZY can the public get???? Is there a statute of limitations on terminal laziness or is it a never-ending process? When will we see drive-in urinals? Some people really don't want to have to get out of their cars for a whizz, after all... When will we see a remote for eating and drinking? You won't have to lift a fork anymore...just push a button, open your mouth, and a little mechanical arm will deposit the food in your fat face! A little mechanical hose squirts the drink down your gaping maw! Only 3 easy payments of $89.99!!! Buy now...pay later! Who could resist? |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 29 Jan 05 - 09:46 PM Don't know of Bob & Tom, but it's not surprising somebody else would've hatched the same bit of silliness. It's a pretty obvious conceit for any sufficiently deranged mind. |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Jan 05 - 09:49 PM Yup. Now we gotta find a way to package it, market it, and convince Jill Sixpack that she NEEDS it in order to be popular! |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Big Al Whittle Date: 30 Jan 05 - 05:24 AM electric can openers are usefulfor people with arthritis in their hands. how about stun guns, electric chairs, gas chambers, nuclear weapon systems. |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: catlova Date: 30 Jan 05 - 06:47 AM Good point, WLD. ( Is that weapon of lass distraction?) |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: GUEST Date: 01 Feb 05 - 08:27 AM Hummers |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Crystal Date: 01 Feb 05 - 08:31 AM urban SUV's |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Rapparee Date: 01 Feb 05 - 08:32 AM Visa, Mastercard, Discovery, etc. etc. etc. |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Crystal Date: 01 Feb 05 - 08:45 AM Damm straight Rapaire! Can I add Store cards, loyalty cards and club cards to that? |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: Pied Piper Date: 01 Feb 05 - 08:59 AM Mystic/pseudo-science coffee-table books, written for the "Baby boom" generation extolling the magical virtues of jewellery warring Elephants carved from rocks. PP |
Subject: RE: BS: More products we don't need... From: GUEST,Mrr Date: 01 Feb 05 - 09:02 AM Hey, what's wrong with the electric can opener? What about LEFT-HANDED can openers? |