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BS: thread coupling

Linda Kelly 14 Feb 05 - 05:32 PM
Susu's Hubby 14 Feb 05 - 05:37 PM
Jeri 14 Feb 05 - 05:37 PM
artbrooks 14 Feb 05 - 06:07 PM
GUEST 14 Feb 05 - 06:31 PM
The Fooles Troupe 14 Feb 05 - 06:53 PM
Pogo 15 Feb 05 - 10:08 AM
Davetnova 15 Feb 05 - 10:40 AM
The Fooles Troupe 15 Feb 05 - 08:00 PM

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Subject: BS: thread coupling
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:32 PM

I find that whilst waiting for my antihystamine tablet to kick in following the accidental consumption of horseradish I have developed the very annoying habit of coupling two ADJACENT threads together to form an amusing or ironic HEADLINES.
Currently we have BROKEN HEART -CHARLES TO MARRY CAMILLA
ITCHY BUM'S -BUSH'S COMPLACENCY
IS POSITIVE THINKING SATANIC-UK ELECTION IMPORTANT ISSUE
ELECTION IN IRAQ-ARE SILLY NAMES AN IMPEDEMENT?
CAN THIS BE FIXED WITHOUT A TECHNICIAN?-WHY?
THE FLAW IN CHRISTIAN THEOLOGY-POPE JOHN PAUL
I SE IT BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT-I READ IT IN THE NEWSPAPER!
WHAT ARE DIPPY EGGS?- DON'T THINK OF A WHITE ELEPHANT.

I am hoping some kind soul will post to the ITCHY BUMS THREAD so as to move it up passed CRABS AND WAYS TO KILL THEM.

I'm allergic to fresh coriander too, it's gonna be a long night.....


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Subject: RE: BS: thread coupling
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:37 PM

I've been waiting for this all day......

Jerry Springer's Radio Show for Liberals...

CRABS - ways to kill them.


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Subject: RE: BS: thread coupling
From: Jeri
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:37 PM

Seek ye out the "Thread Name Game" thread!

Naughty threads!


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Subject: RE: BS: thread coupling
From: artbrooks
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 06:07 PM

Let us not have indiscriminate coupling of the threads...who knows what that sort of interbreeding could lead to!


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Subject: RE: BS: thread coupling
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 06:31 PM

Yeah, it's called the Thread Name Game. More the merrier.


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Subject: RE: BS: thread coupling
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 06:53 PM

We'll not allow that sort of obscene behaviour here!


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Subject: RE: BS: thread coupling
From: Pogo
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 10:08 AM

Eh...I'd just take the hose to 'em personally. Savage, immoral threads...going at it like accordions or something. Have these threads no shame? No decency?


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Subject: RE: BS: thread coupling
From: Davetnova
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 10:40 AM

Make sure the coupling is straight. You don't want to get them threads cross.


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Subject: RE: BS: thread coupling
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 08:00 PM

... or you'll NEVER get them apart...


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