Well I never

Subject: Well I never
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 11:39 AM

felt more like singing

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:04 PM

Fine. But what's your point?

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:06 PM

the blues

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Sidewinder
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:10 PM

There's a thread below about "boobs and bottoms" if you need cheering up.Otherwise, Guy Mitchell - what a star!

Regards.

Sidewinder.

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Sooz
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:31 PM

I always preferred "She wears red feathers"!

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:36 PM

She works in a London bank

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 03:05 PM

Great game, I never. You say something you never, and everyone who has, drinks. Hee hee!

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: fat B****rd
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 03:59 PM

Respectable position

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,tarheel
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 08:17 PM

Well...you should have...you would have enjoyed it!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 08:29 PM

'Cause I never thought that I'd ever lose...

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Garter
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 12:34 AM

like runnin away

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 12:36 AM

...seen nobody like you

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 12:43 AM

Do ya, do ya want my love?

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 12:46 AM

!

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Melbourney
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 12:48 AM

why you do me this way

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Guy! for godsake
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:47 AM

As I cruised out one evening,

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 04:14 AM

I wish I'd never.

eric

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 09:29 AM

I shouldn't have, cuz it burns, burns, burns.

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Bunnhabhain
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 09:34 AM

but enjoyed it anyway....

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,eric the red
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 09:35 AM

Penicillin or calomine lotion.

eric

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: open mike
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 12:50 PM

have you ever, ever, ever in your long legged life
seen a long legged sailor and his long legged wife

no I never never never in my long legged life
seen a long legged sailor and his long legged wife

(kids clapping game)

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 04:16 PM

I never did either.....

LTS

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 02:23 AM

I did


still do

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Davetnova
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 03:06 AM

I did but I'm not telling anyone about it.

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 03:06 AM

Nobody saw nuthin'

Got that?

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: fat B****rd
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 04:15 AM

I may do quite soon.........

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 05:23 AM

I always wanted to, but my hat got in the way.

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Chic
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:25 AM

I always get someone to do it for me

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 09:28 AM

I do - every day, and twice on Sundays.

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 04:48 PM

One day I hope to.....

LTS

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 04:50 PM

OH YES YOU DID! Signed LASSIE, Bill the Collies wife

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:37 PM

What happens on the road, stays on the road.

Rule one.

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: annamill
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:53 PM

"your love, dear".

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Charley Noble
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 07:33 PM

Never more!

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Zing
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 07:35 PM

there's nothing left for me to do

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: annamill
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 07:46 PM

"but cry. cry, cry over you"

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: fat B****rd
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 04:33 AM

...and so back to Guy MItchell. BTW wasn't he in an early 90s serial called Your Cheating Heart singing Let Your Love Flow while bikers did a sort of stomp dance ?

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 12:38 AM

And with Ken Stott?

And Tilda Swinton?

Is that the one?

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Trix
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 10:43 AM

Yeah!

Guy Mitchell was "Jim Bob O'May" and his band were the Wild Bunch.
I think they played You are my sunshine and other things.

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Flash Company
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 09:46 AM

Open Mike... I seem to remember it as 'A long legged sailor and his bow legged wife', but maybe that was wishful thinking on the sailor's part!

FC

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Flash Company
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 09:48 AM

Well I never,
Did you ever,
Tickle your -- wiv a fevver!

Fill in your own preferred erogenous zone.

FC

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: rock chick
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 11:02 AM

well i never
did you ever
all the time ;o))

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Non-violent
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 11:13 AM

You make me happy...

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 06:39 AM

you'll never know

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,non-GM
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 09:28 AM

dear! how much!!!

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: breezy
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 06:03 AM

What a swell party this

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 06:14 AM

Thrust

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: John O'L
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 07:58 AM

You never?

Really?

Better start soon, the end is nigh.

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 08:30 AM

fB
??Guy Mitchell?
Mitchell Schmitchell, what about our Tommy??

RtS
"Why d'ya do me this way?"

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,non-GM
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 03:45 PM

theres nothin left






50

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Ed Case
Date: 03 Mar 05 - 09:36 AM

settin the woods on fire

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: skipy
Date: 03 Mar 05 - 05:32 PM

Meant for the press to find out!
What goes down in the ville, stays in the ville!
Lt William calley!
Skipy (in a flack jacket)!

Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,visitor
Date: 05 Mar 05 - 12:24 AM

Sorry to break in but I was looking for something else on google and found this.

You have someone called Bill the Collie. I knew a Bill Collie some time ago in Cardiff. He used to sing long songs lasting about 20 minutes, Laird of Drum, was that one? Anyway, if you are the same, you stole my girlfriend you hairy Scots git! If not please accept my apologies but it seems a co-incidence too far doesnt it.