BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!

Subject: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 07:05 PM

I have a new theory.

There are only actually 2 people who come here. Little Hawk and me.

Which means Little Hawk is everybody else.

Shit, man! When do you sleep?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: John O'L
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 07:10 PM

I come here too.

I am John O'Litt - oops

Perhaps you're right

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Bert
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 07:30 PM

Nah, he's too skinny to be more than about three people.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 07:32 PM

In fact, since we are all just manifestations of a Greater being, comprising the entire universe, this is merely one of a class of statements that is true


XXXXX = EVERYBODY

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: number 6
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 07:38 PM

Oh Oh .... maybe it's time I went back ... and get a life !

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Bobert
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 08:26 PM

Yeah, I allready put this theory forward on the LH=MG thread but guess it mighta touched off that ol' Philosphy 201 question about "existence" which alwats ends up in the same place: the crapper...

But, yeah, me and the Wes Ginny Slide Rule are of the opinion that Little Hawk= Mudcat... Now this doesn't bode well fir a lot of folks here who may think they, ahhhhh, actually exist. But they'll get over it... Especially since they don't exist... Sho nuff makes gettin' over stuff a lot easier...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 08:28 PM

This explains why I have so little time in a day...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Once Famous
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 08:28 PM

When Little Hawk quits the forum, would someone please turn this place off?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 08:28 PM

Does that make him one of the lesbos?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Peace
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 08:30 PM

Pass it over here, will ya?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Once Famous
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 08:31 PM

Get lilly high

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Peace
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 08:31 PM

Martin/LH:

Who's who here. Like, are you you or are you he?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: GUEST,Max's computer
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 08:31 PM

actually, Little Hawk, you are the only human to use the BS section these days. I have been using the Turing test on you for the last 2½ years, since I banned everyone else. I can argue with you in 137 different personalities, though I seldom have to use more than 9.

Most of the posts above the line are real people.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 08:36 PM

I'm glad you explained that, Max's computer. I now have the solution to my problem. I need to find out where Max lives, and see that an "accident" befalls you, the computer, such that your tender little microchips will never add 1's and 0's again. Then I will have my life back.

I fairly much lost interest in the posts above the line after about 2 years. I guess I didn't have much left in the category of "music" that I still felt the need to talk about...except for the occasional chat about Dylan or good guitars.

I regard people who disdain the BS section as prats who take themselves far too seriously.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Peace
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 08:38 PM

And the latest hit by Shatner. Don't forget Shatner, LH (or MG). Hard to know who is who.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: number 6
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 09:12 PM

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Whose the Walrus ??

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Peace
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 11:45 PM

Sorry 'bout that, Number 6. I just read on another thread that if you never heard the name S###### again that would be OK by you. Won't happen again. Neext time it'll be WS. No first name. Just WS.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 11:03 AM

Well, if Little Hawk is me, does that mean he's going to pay my bills this month?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 11:23 AM

No, it means your bills are a figment of his imagination, so they don't need to be paid at all! Isn't that great news!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 11:42 AM

Nobody has to pay bills this month! Go crazy. Tell them I said it was okay.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 11:47 AM

Will do.

Just make sure you're being somebody else when they catch up with the person they know as little hawk.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 02:45 PM

Cluin is a liar.... I am ME.

DT

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 02:41 AM

Little Hawk as Everyman?

The world must be in really bad shape, eh?
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 03:15 AM

That's just what I'd expect you to say, Don Little Hawk.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Tweed
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 06:46 AM

HAW!!
Joe Offer said "...eh?"
Canadians say "....eh?"
Little Hawk is Canadian, eh?
Therefore Joe Offer=Little Hawk,eh?

Tweed
Full tide, full cone-on.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Pogo
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:21 AM

*humph*

I am insulted at the suggestion that my existence is merely a figment of someone else's imagination. <_<

Fight the Shatner Borg! I refuse to be assimilated!!!! He may take our BS...he may take our goats...but he'll never take...my IDENTITYYYYYY!!!!!

now where's my woad?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 01:20 PM

I just told him to say that... :-)