BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..

Subject: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:40 PM

Alexandria, Va (UPI)

Warrents have been sworn out against President George W Bush for sa plot ot kill Mudcat Cafe idol, William Shatner, also lesser known for his role as Capt. Kirk in the 1970's on a little watched television show, "Hollywood Fame".

According to sources close to the investigation, Mr. Bush and a yet to be named co-conspirator, will be arrested upon his trip to Europe, and charged with "Assalt with intent to harm". Motives, according to Commonwealth's Attrorney Erwin Basham, cannot be discussed at this time since they involve matters of national security.

In an unrelated matter, Mr. Shatener is also being held without bail on charges of trying to kill Mr. Bush. That trial will begin sometime in 2014.

Mr. Bush, however, when he returns from Europe, is expected to be arrested, arraigned and released on personal recognazance, meaning that when he looks in the mirror he recognized himself...

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:42 PM

Bobert, you shit disturber! This isn't true, is it? Like, why wait until 2014 for the trial? No, and I didn't hear that Shatner's dead. What year is it now, BTW?

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 09:23 PM

So tell me, Bobert, is that stuff you're smokin' field-grown or closet-grown ?

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 09:25 PM

Bush will NEVER succeed in killing Shatner! Shatner is invincible! THIS is the pretzel that will finally break the back of the Bush administration...mark my words! They mess with Shatner at their very great peril.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 09:33 PM

Heck with what I'm smokin', Bee-zer. I want what LH got in his stash box... Sho nuff do...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 09:47 PM

Shatner never let a bush get in his way before. Ask Joan Collins.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: number 6
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 10:52 PM

Shatner is dead ..... and we will never hear mention of him ever, ever again!

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 10:54 PM

But he will live in people's memories. LH told me to say that!

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: Bert
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 10:57 PM

Bush kill Shatner?   Nah, Bush would never do anything so beneficial to mankind.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: number 6
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:00 PM

Shatner is persona non grata. We can't mention him again. Rgardless of what LH says.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:02 PM

You ain't the boss of us, #6

We are not numbers. We are free men!

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: number 6
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:10 PM

Well, someone has to take over.

We will not be free until rid ourselves of that repulsive thespian Shatner!

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:13 PM

Others have tried to destroy Shatner, number 6, and others have failed. I suggest you abandon this reckless course you have set yourself upon.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plan to Kiss Shatner
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:16 PM

Not too much more can be said at this point, IMO.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Mate With Shatner
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:21 PM

It just gets worse.

Subject: RE: BS: Imagine the OFFSPRING
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:21 PM

It boggles the mind.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: mack/misophist
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:25 PM

Maybe they'll both get some hard time!

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:27 PM

Together? That would be kind of interesting.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: Kaleea
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:39 PM

. . . and unbeknownst to fellow 'Catters, Bobert hacks away into the secret files of a certain broadcasting company, altering the script of a certain television program. Down the hall from those same Broadcastion company's computers, in the prop room of the studios where that very same program is filmed, an evil prop-person has loaded a revolver with real bullets instead of blanks. Meanwhile, back at the ranch in Texas, an odd looking tack is placed, point up, on the chair behind the desk of President Dubblepew--the point of the tack having been filled with a strange liquid concoction.
    . . .Bobert wakes with a start, his head face down on his computer keyboard, wondering how he could have fallen asleep at his computer. "What is this thread about Shatner doing there with my name on it?!~ Who's impersonating me??!!!!" Bobert asks himself, as his eyes fall on an odd hand print on his computer monitor, which looked almost like a strange bug-like-animal-like paw. "Honey, anybody mess with my 'puter while I was napping?" he hollars, "And what's all this slimey stuff on my keyboard?"
    Little does he know that it is all a part of a diabolical plot by the axis of evil--Kim Jong Il & species 8472, to take over planet Earth.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: gnu
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 06:40 AM

sIx... persistance if futile. You will be assimilated.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 03:02 AM

Shatner?

Subject: RE: BS: Bush Accused in Plot to Kill Shatner..
From: 42
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 07:38 AM

omigod! There are 10 (count 'em 10) Shatner threads in a row (or a column I guess you'd have to call it).

What is the Cat coming to?

j
ps. now I have to put this on all of them to keep them aligned properly - arrgggghhhh