BS: Hull Transvestite Club

Subject: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 08:56 AM

Next meeting Thursday, venue Marlborough Club, time 9pm,
special guest Emily Howard.
Nail Varnish & make up tips from El Ted
Hare Dressing tips from Les from Hull
and Fashion tips from Derick N Dave,
all welcome

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 09:29 AM

Welcome back Joh9n. I'd love to come but I'm having my bikini line waxed that night, the full Brazilian!!!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 10:02 AM

Shrie-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ieek!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 10:03 AM

I want to know how you dress a hare. Little frilly dresses? A jumper?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 10:05 AM

Welcome back Sir John! Attendance is compulsory.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 10:42 AM

First off you get it jugged, after that it's easy.
Giok ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 10:48 AM

"First off you get it jugged, after that it's easy".

First off you CATCH IT. After that it's easy.

Does Skipy know about this, it's just up his street!!.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: ossonflags
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 11:41 AM

I might come if I'm doing nowt

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 11:48 AM

Dressing a hare is a lot like dressing a bear, only a lot quicker and much less dangerous.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 11:53 AM

Hare raising experience then, I'll bear it in mind.
Best wishes, Mike.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: skipy
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 04:55 PM

Skipy has just read about it, Sir jOhn of Hull please Pm me an address & I will send a few items of clothing up to help!
Regards Skipy.
Sadly still in my work clothing - all male, but it's early yet!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: s6k
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 06:19 PM

This sounds like my kind of thing.. now youre talking!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: skipy
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 06:23 PM

This sounds like my kind of thong!
Skipy (trying very hard to keep three items on a hammock made for one)!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Mingulay
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 06:31 PM

Skipy you're disgusting.

No change there. Is that a triple entendre?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 06:35 PM

My old buddy Bobby tried to keep a thing in a hammock, one of those kinds that are made out of net. Well, he fell asleep and turned over. The thing was still in the net, but not for long. We now call him "Bobbi."

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: skipy
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 07:09 PM

R U out of the freezer?
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 05:02 AM

This is getting to be more TS than TV! Soon be needing obligitory operation.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 05:47 AM

Snip snip and Bob's your auntie.
Giok ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 06:04 AM

"Snip, snip".

That made my eyes water Giok!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: frogprince
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 04:14 PM

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress like Madonna;
We'll put on eyeshade,
And go on parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: gnu
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 04:47 PM

The NBAR's, that there's the New Brunswick Association of Rednecks, want to pubicly state our support for our brothers in arms across the big pond. We never agreed with govermint when they started this here big geezly bright orange vest thing fer huntin. We been wearin our vests orange side in from day one and we welcome the fellahs from Hull who are standin up fer the cause and fer themselves.

And it's great to see they got a organized club and even got stuff fer the women folk to do at the club meetins, namely fashion tips, while the men folk get fly tyin info, namely Nail Varnish & make up tips, and small game huntin education, namely Hare Dressing tips.

If any a ye fellahs get over this way, make a point to attend one of our meetins. I'm sure youse'll fit right in.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: frogprince
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 05:07 PM

Ah, Gnu? We hate to tell ya, but...(LOL)

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 05:11 PM

Y'all drop by the Green Tee tavern here, too. The boys'll show you a real good time.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: gnu
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 06:09 PM

Neighbourly bunch ye fellahs are! Just so happens, most of us wears green t-shirts too. We liken to a workin man's tavern. Of course, we wear green work pants and hats too. Just so's if we're up in the woods workin and a big buck steps out, we're dressed to be able to sneak on up and get in close to deliver a good clean shot. Nothin like the taste of a well dressed big wild buck. It's all in how you take care of the meat after delivering the final blow.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Mingulay
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 06:44 PM

GREEN!!! With your complexion dear. It clashes terribly, especially with the neck (what there is of it). You should really go with the splotchy red/pink camouflage or muted browns.

If you could get to Hull all this would be explained to you. Probably by a big buck.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Mar 05 - 01:01 AM

I have seen the photographs posted on the net.

Which one is Hull that is John? (Not the overweight, pink and chartruse with teal trim>? Please say NO!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 03 Mar 05 - 05:19 PM

Can the first post here really be from jOhn? It's spelled strangely well.

Perhaps our long-lost Spaw is coming back incognito.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 03 Mar 05 - 11:03 PM

I attempted to attend

But was rebuffed at the door - by a pair of women dressed as a 1940's Himmler.< p>

Sorry John - my second effort to connect into Hull Society was thwarted.

Sincerely,

Gargoyle

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 05:30 PM

our first meeting was not a massive sucsess, only me and Mick Ossonflags bothered to turn up, hopefully a few more will go next munth.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: gnu
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 05:35 PM

I'm sure attendants will pick up. At least by word of mouth.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 06:20 PM

Folk thongs?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: ossonflags
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 11:17 AM

Oh............ so that why there was no singing, jOhn

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 12:33 PM

Sorry. Was practicing. Will soon be gay at this rate.