BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?

Subject: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: GUEST,Pied Piper
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 11:16 AM

Soak it in Petrol, through on a match.

WOOF

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 12:15 PM

Waste of petrol

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: robomatic
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 12:21 PM

"Make a jolly FISH, that would."

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: GUEST,*Laura*
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 01:14 PM

Lop of the tail, file the legs down a bit, stick a pipe through it's throat so it can breathe...

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 01:18 PM

John-Paul pussy cat??

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: GUEST,weary of this nonsense
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 02:35 PM

How is it possible to answer an incoherent, misspelled question? And why do people drive or post when they have been drinking too much?

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: gnu
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 03:25 PM

Dear "weary". Be wary of your worry "weary". Worry will wear you away. Especially something so trivial. Kinda like the grammar in your second sentence.

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: Pied Piper
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 03:30 PM

I apologise for the John9 effect but I'm dyslexic and forgot to spellcheck.
I was and am sober but I might just pop out for a libation later this evening.

PP

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: GUEST,Skippy
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 04:59 PM

Where does the sea bird come into this?
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: Peace
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 05:05 PM

The cat ate the tern.

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: Peace
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 05:06 PM

Pied Piper: You do not have to apologize for misspellings. Hell, it's a pretty poor person who can only find one way to spell a word.

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 05:14 PM

Hehehe. I like that one Brucie.

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: Peace
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 05:17 PM

Wish it was mine, Guest. I think it came from Mark Twain.

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: John O'L
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 05:19 PM

Sew dew aye

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: Peace
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 05:29 PM

It was Twain.

"I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way."

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: Burke
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 06:37 PM

CAT
COT
DOT
DOG

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: John Hardly
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 06:48 PM

I suppose that if one wanted to turn a cat into a dog, the first thing they'd have to do is make sure that the cat and dog aren't running parallel.

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: GUEST,god
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 07:34 PM

You can't.

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 08:59 PM

If you want a dog but can only have a cat, get a Siamese. In my experience, the Siamese is much more human-oriented than are other breeds.

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 01:58 AM

Ah - one good tern deserves another...

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 04:07 AM

Almost impossible I reckon. I tried to teach my cat to speak English...I said "O.K cat, I will teach you to speak English" and was amazed when it answered me with "ME HOW"?

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: sixtieschick
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 02:01 PM

Dog to cat: My master is so wonderful. He feeds me every day and fills my water dish, he
takes me for walks in the park, he lets me sleep at the foot of his bed, he brushes me, I
put my head on his lap and he pets me and tells me how much he loves me. He must be a
god!

Cat to dog: My master is so wonderful. He feeds me every day and fills my water dish, he
lets me out every time I want to go outside and then lets me back in when I meow, I sleep
at the foot of his bed, he brushes me, I sit on his lap and he pets me and tells me how
much he loves me. I must be a god!

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 04:26 AM

Or turn a dog into a cat?

Throw it off the roof.

Mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww...

:D

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: Gurney
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 04:48 AM

Oxford University long ago turned dogs into cats.
Dogs are forbidden on campus, so
"Any animal accompanying a blind person shall be deemed a cat."

I think it was Oxford, but wouldn't bet on it.

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 04:57 AM

I thought Pied Piper was Liverpudlian and was spelling "turn" accordingly...

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 11:26 AM

I had a rabbit called "Snoopy" and a Dog named Poppy and one cat called Bunny and another called Timothy Doormouse all at the same time.
Yes it was a strange time in my life.

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 11:27 AM

forgot to say the rabbit bullied the cat, and the cat beat-up the dog.

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: open mike
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:20 PM

perhaps with genetic modification it can be done..
or breeding...such as a Liger or Tion,, (cross
between a lion and tiger....which are both in
the cat family)
but if they can put a salmon gene in tomatoes
so they can withstand cold, perhaps they can
put cat genes in dogs so they can climb trees
or dog genes in cats so they can pee on bushes.

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: gnu
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 01:27 PM

Cat shoots owner.

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: heric
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 11:35 PM

It's important to keep a loaded gun on the table when you are cooking. That cat will have to go.

Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ?
From: open mike
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 02:23 AM

the best answer is burke's:
CAT->COT->DOT->DOG