BS: Need a strap line

Subject: BS: Need a strap line
From: GUEST,Partridge
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 10:06 AM

I have to come up with a strap line for a new product we are launching. Its a spam and virus killer, its called Mail Crusader. Its mainly for corporate business, but any one can use it. My mind seems to have squeezed of any creative thought - probably cos its friday........ can anyone help me

thanks

Pat x

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 11:03 AM

Cleans up your actions
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: Peace
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 11:16 AM

Mail Cleaner

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 11:17 AM

It rights your wrongs.

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 11:18 AM

Defeat the Spam raider
with the mail crusader

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: GUEST,Partridge
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 11:49 AM

Thanks for those

cheers

Pat x

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: GUEST,Elfcall
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 12:35 PM

It serves you right !

Elf :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 12:36 PM

Spam nada with Crusader

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 01:08 PM

I guess you didn't really plan on pitching this product to the Islamic world, huh? You are aware that the word "crusader" is considered to be very loaded with anti-Islamic connotations in some societies? Just don't use the word "jihad" in your strap line or you may find yourself on the wrong end of a fatwa.

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: gnu
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 01:35 PM

Go postal. Get Mail Crusader.

Quarantine and clean. Get Mail Crusader.

Move out of the dark ages. Get Mail Crusader.

The Mace of Cyberspace. Mail Crusader.

The Cyberspace Chain Mail. Suit up with Mail Crusader. (I like that one.)

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: open mike
Date: 12 Mar 05 - 02:06 AM

Raid!
Deadly to virus and spam.
handle with care

what is a strap line any way?
I thought it might be a place on your shoulder
where you don't get a tan
cuz you have a strap that covers it...

I agree about the crusade part...
might be a sensitive subject

haw about charades?

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Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: Mr Red
Date: 12 Mar 05 - 05:41 AM

Call it

Cruise Aider (its surfing on Turbo).

That should cover the Islamic vote and give it a bit of pzazz into the bargain. Not quite e-mail but I am working on it.

thank me by webmailing via this site

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 12 Mar 05 - 10:30 AM

If the computers constipated
with spam style logs
Fit mail crusader
and piss off the wogs

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: frogprince
Date: 12 Mar 05 - 08:24 PM

"Can the spam"; or, see if you can get clearance from Hormel to include a can of the original Spam in your ad, with the words, "All Spam should be canned."

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: frogprince
Date: 12 Mar 05 - 08:27 PM

Or just order a thong from Jimmy T to wear when you're out in the sun.

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 05:58 PM

if all the world were a computer
all clogged up with spam
and virus eroded our way of life
wouldn't we be in a jam!
we'd need the Mail Crusader then
to rid us of the critters
and if the bloody thing didn't work
we'd all be in the shitter.

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: Mr Red
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 05:43 PM

Throw a Spammer in the Woks........ might get the Japanese vote.

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: GUEST,Partridge
Date: 15 Mar 05 - 06:57 AM

Thanks for all your ideas, I'll let you know which one we eventually go with

Pat x

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: catlova
Date: 15 Mar 05 - 07:00 AM

Allow Madame Strap to belt that virus out of you.

Free demonstration available.

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: GUEST,Paul Burke
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 04:03 AM

Would it be out of place to remind you that the crusaders ultimately failed in their objective?

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 07:34 AM

Ford made a crusader and it was pretty good as I remember, but it never caught on.

I tried looking for one, and couldn't find one.

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 09:03 AM

Clean up your chainmail with Mail Crusader. With picture of a crusader in chainmail alongside it.

Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: gnu
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 09:57 AM

Kinda like :

Date: 11 Mar 05 - 01:35 PM

The Cyberspace Chain Mail. Suit up with Mail Crusader.