BS: The Shoes

Subject: BS: The Shoes
From: Davetnova
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 10:07 AM

All right they've been rumbled. Roger the Skiffler and Liz the Squeak are not their real names. They are in fact a couple called the shoes.
Left t Shoe and Right t Shoe.
Why they have chosen to carry on this deception I don't know.
Can we stand for them walking all over us. We must kick this into touch before it runs forever.

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 10:45 AM

A couple of heels I reckon. Although someone said they are the sole of discretion.

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 10:46 AM

Leave the poor soles be! You'll feel such a heel when you have achieved your "feat".... Liz and Roger.....just "sock" it to 'em.
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: jeffp
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 11:19 AM

Such arch comments!

Toe the line, you bunch!

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 11:41 AM

Sock it to 'em?

:D

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Amos
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 11:43 AM

This thread is also stupid. HAH!!!!

Glad, glad, glad....



A

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Emma B
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 12:17 PM

you nearly got me going there for a moment Dave - but for the "real thing" see
http:www.highheelshoemuseum.com/

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 12:47 PM

What's afoot?

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: manitas_at_work
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 01:21 PM

This thread is load of cobblers! It'll never last.

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 01:55 PM

Are they a strait-laced couple, or is she a bit of a vamp?

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 03:51 PM

Probably best to keep buttoned up about it or could get leathered!

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 06:50 PM

They're clearly a pair of highland dance shoes. They start off identical, and only take up a recognisable shape from a long period of wear...

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 07:16 PM

And I have very pretty toenails.

Guess which shoe is the noisy one......

LTS


squeak.

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 07:20 PM

hold your tongue!

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 07:40 PM

My ytounge has piercings- lots of studs!

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 08:27 PM

I'm not sure you can last the distance.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 06:38 AM

Nice to slipper few jokes in but will they moccasin the rest of the thread? It could become clogged with rubbish! Come on folks, give it some wellie!
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: fat B****rd
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 07:22 AM

Come on The Thimbles.....show you've got sole !

PS Remember folks, even washboard players need love.

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: jeffp
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 08:49 AM

I can't believe nobody has mentions what a lot of loafers we are. Stubborn as mules, I'll tell ya!

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: GUEST,Bainbo
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 09:14 AM

Oh, put a sock in it. Go on, shoo!

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 09:31 AM

There are some strange beings at the door calling themselves 'catters. Should eye let them in? They're broad in the seat and pinched at the waist, look like puffs and speak with a bit of a brogue. There's even a Gibson from Derby via Balmoral who drinks wicked coffee called mocca sin.

See www.erdiburn.co.uk/shoe terms.

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 11:42 AM

'catters? Surely kittens round here!

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: frogprince
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 01:41 PM

bunny slippers, anyone?

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 03:22 PM

Hush........puppies!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: frogprince
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 07:10 PM

no arch comments, please...

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 07:04 PM

I was goin' to post on this one, but I've gotta go

Catch you on the flip flop
Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: GUEST,Juan P-B
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 07:26 PM

Nice to see you all in-step with one another - following the same trainer thought, so to speak!!

keep your tongues out!!
Juan P-B

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Layah
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 08:23 PM

I hope you don't think I'm a heel for saying so, but I sure want to sock whoever started this thread. Maybe I'm just too straight laced. I tread the puns that will come next. I am finding this whole thing insole-ing.

Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: frogprince
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 08:27 PM

Do the pair in question ever get really ripped and run around without a stitch?