BS: '---' goes off meds again, revives Shat

Subject: BS: '---' goes off meds again, revives Shat
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 11:24 AM

It happens once or twice a year. The poor, deranged, deeply resentful person known only as "----" gets so addled that he goes off his meds and descends into a fit of antisocial insanity. He lusts to control the uncontrollable...the actions of other people on this forum. He revives any and all threads that contain the illustrious word "Shatner" in their title. This can easily be done by just setting the filter to Shatner and scanning the last few years of threads. Any fool can do it. This is why "----" is able to manage it.

One could just as easily set the filter to "NYCFTTS" and do the same thing, but "----" has a particular hatred (or love?) for Shatner instead. That may be because Big Bill is just intrinsically more lovable than the NYCFTTS or it may not. That's debatable.

Anyway, "----" craves power, and this is one way he can have a little bit of it now and then.

If Shatner did not exist, "----" would be deprived of the opportunity to do this.

You owe me, "----". Please send a check for $25 to General Delivery, Orillia, Ontario, care of the WSSBA.

Subject: RE: BS: '---' goes off meds again, revives Shat
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 11:28 AM

A good Shat would revive me, too.

Subject: RE: BS: '---' goes off meds again, revives Shat
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 11:39 AM

Rapaire, you have confused your tenses. I think that should have read "a good Shat did revive me, too." "Shat" would be bast tense. Way past. Long past. Kaput.

Subject: RE: BS: '---' goes off meds again, revives Shat
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 11:51 AM

"----"? A case for censorship?

Subject: RE: BS: '---' goes off meds again, revives Shat
From: podman
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 11:53 AM

I think "---" has a severe case of the love that dare not speak its name.

Subject: RE: BS: '---' goes off meds again, revives Shat
From: Ebbie
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 11:57 AM

Little Hawk, in watching last night's 'Red Green Show I was happy to see that they agree with your value assessments. He was baking a pizza outdoors, using an old record turntable. When he put the gob of dough on a flat panel surrounding the spindle he remarked: For this you need some cheese. That's why I'm using a William Shatner record.

Worked beautifully.

Subject: RE: BS: '---' goes off meds again, revives Shat
From: GUEST,Wally
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 12:04 PM

Those records have an amazing number of uses. I used one to patch a hole in the roof. I used another as a target. Mounted it on the side of a big tree out back. I pitched a few more off a cliff near here to see how far they would go. Pretty damn far. I was lucky enough to get a whole container full of them at a flea market awhile back in Boise along with another container of Bay City Rollers albums. Got the lot for 2 bucks! I've listened to both, and I like Shatner a bit better.

Subject: RE: BS: '---' goes off meds again, revives Shat
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 03:48 PM

It's no good Little Hawk. I know you miss your days before you healed, when you were a flaming schizoid, and would do anything to be able to wall yourself off in a separate personality. But you have grown since then, and you can't go back; you're responsible. You MUST own up to being this other and creating the thin illusion that he is something other than thou. You know and I know there is only one obsessive compulsive maniac on this forum where Old Rugtop is concerned. Trying to name "it" after a punctuation mark isn't going to get you anywhere. Own your aberration -- it is the only way through and out, I promise.

Liebenscheiss

Subject: RE: BS: '---' goes off meds again, revives Shat
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 08:13 PM

Herr Liebenscheiss, do you really imagine that I would have to invent someone to refresh a million old Shatner threads...when I can just as well start a brand new one? I feel that one or two Shatner threads at any given time is enough to culturally fertilize this forum and raise it above its normally plebian mundanity. A little dash of Shatner is all one really needs to get some sparkle in one's day, wouldn't you agree?

No, this is someone downright nasty and psychotic. Someone who resents my frequent mentioning of Shatner. I think it's Leonard Nimoy. He isn't nearly as logical and fair-minded as he pretends to be, you know.

Subject: RE: BS: '---' goes off meds again, revives Shat
From: Joe Offer
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 10:18 PM

Oh, Shit....

13 Shatner threads active today. I wonder what asshole is responsible for this. If I use my "delete" button, then Shambles will reopen 43 censorship threads.

Maybe I'll just call Martin Gibson a #$%& and leave it at that...

-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: '---' goes off meds again, revives Shat
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Mar 05 - 10:43 AM

If they hadn't been started, they couldn't be refreshed. I'm sure some people find them a real hoot?

In the abscence of j0hn they don't pass as humourous.

Subject: RE: BS: '---' goes off meds again, revives Shat
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 28 Mar 05 - 10:46 AM

Speaking of John, whatever happened to Sir John?

I miss his woozy rhetoric.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Semi-Shatner film fest
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 11:58 PM

REVIEWS!!!

REVIEWS!

REVIEWS???????

Please post something worthy - something to protect him - from well, you know shatnerization

Subject: RE: BS: William Shatner Croaks!
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Aug 05 - 12:12 AM

My prayers have been answered!!

Subject: RE: BS: '---' goes off meds again, revives Shat
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Aug 05 - 12:14 AM

Come on Petite Vogel - do it to us one more time again.

Subject: RE: BS: '---' goes off meds again, revives Shat
From: GUEST,Morris the Cat
Date: 29 Aug 05 - 11:21 AM

This has put me off my food.