BS: Free beer found on mars

Subject: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 06:02 PM

How I wish I could walk into a pub & find a pint of beer balenced on a mars bar with a free sign next to it!
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 06:06 PM

Well, we know where Shane is going once he gets out of jail, don't we? I wonder how the boy is doing?

Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 06:11 PM

No problem. $5.00 for the beer. $1.00 for the Mars bar. The sign is free.

Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 06:16 PM

Good one - Bee-dubya-ell.
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: CarolC
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 06:19 PM

Free beer found on Mars? Woahhh... that is so cool...

Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: Peace
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:06 PM

"Free beer found on Mars? Woahhh... that is so cool..."

Depends . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: Bob Hitchcock
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:07 PM

This reminds me of that famous headline in the Weekly World News which read:-

    "Statue of Elvis found on Mars"

       "Scientists all shook up".

Bob.

Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: Peace
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:10 PM

It was the shoes wot did it to 'em, Bob. BSS

Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:20 PM

The thing most people don't realize is, it was a nude statue of Elvis. It wasn't the shoes.

Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:27 PM

HOLY FLIP! FREE BEER ON MARS! Man, I have got the next sujeckt for my next collum, eh? Geez. Think of it. This could sovle the loomin' world beer shrotage crisis if we just get some, like, shuttles goin' between EArth and Mars, eh? Totally cool!

I am reall glad to hear about this, cos when I get outta jail I am gonna see if I can get inta the space program, eh? Farrr flippin' OUT!

BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: Peace
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:38 PM

You ARE in the space program, BDiBR. In fact, you are Canada's hope for a trip to somewhere that ain't here.

Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 11:31 AM

Man, I have BEEn to places that ain't here! Trust me on this. I wish I was in one of them NOW. The, like, ambinence here is startin' to wear me down, eh?

- BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: Peace
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 11:51 AM

Hey! I was in some of those places, too.