BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul

Subject: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul
From: Raptor
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 08:51 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?


DR. SEUSS - Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!


ERNEST HEMINGWAY - To die. In the rain.


MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. - I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.


GRANDPA - In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.


ARISTOTLE - It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


KARL MARX - It was a historical inevitability.


SADDAM HUSSEIN - This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.


CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.


FOX MULDER - You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?


SIGMUND FREUD - The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.


BILL GATES - I have just released eChicken 2006, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.


ALBERT EINSTEIN - Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?


BILL CLINTON - I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define "chicken" please?


GEORGE W. BUSH - I don't think I should have to answer that question.


LOUIS FARRAKHAN - The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.


THE BIBLE - And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, And there was much rejoicing.


COLONEL SANDERS - I missed one?

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 09:00 AM

Braa-a-a-a-a-a-a-ak!

Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul
From: Leadfingers
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 09:43 AM

But Why did the Pervert cross the road ??

Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul
From: Davetnova
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 01:29 PM

We don't know. Why did you?

Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul
From: robomatic
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 02:04 PM

Why did the punk rocker cross the road?











He had a chicken stapled to his cheek.

Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 10:56 PM

"Why did the Pervert cross the road ?? "


I have no idea what you are talking about.

Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul
From: Azizi
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 10:57 PM

Raptor,

Those are GREAT! My favorite is Dr. Seuss.

Here's another one:

Malcolm X-because it was going home to roost.

{Some folks here might get this...and some may not}.


Peace,
Azizi

Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul
From: Raptor
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 11:34 PM

God said Moses come fourth!

Moses came fifth

And it cost God

Two hundred and fifty bucks!

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul
From: Peace
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 12:23 AM

Ya saw it here first, folks.

Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul
From: Peace
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 12:24 AM

So, the chicken and the egg have sex. When they finish the chicken lights a cigarette and says, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question."

Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul
From: jacqui.c
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 07:16 AM

ROTFLMAO. Love ya Brucie!