BS: Itchy Bits

Subject: BS: Itchy Bits
From: Davetnova
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 01:17 PM

My Mum said - Itchy palms mean money, Itchy feet mean journeys, Itchy ears someones talking about you.
What itched round your way?

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: open mike
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 01:29 PM

itchy hands means i've been petting my
dog who has been running thru poison oak!

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: Ebbie
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 01:46 PM

Judging by the tendinitis I have in my left hand, itchiness there indicates inflammation.

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: Peace
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 01:48 PM

Did I ever mention that I had crabs a few decades ago?

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: Davetnova
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 01:52 PM

I believe you did, Brucie. Just after your affair with Lobster Girl I believe. People said she was crustation but hygene's a personal thing

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 01:55 PM

Well, all through college I kept trying to get an itch scratched....

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: Mingulay
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 02:01 PM

Loose, well ventilated boxers are the only answer.

Quote by Miss Betty Swollocks of Penge.

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: Metchosin
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 02:15 PM

Hemorrhoids? Fortunately not since pregnancy. Speaking of hemorrhoids, spent time yesterday clearing some tall nettles from a pathway and managed to mash a bunch of it into the side of my face. The sensation was a bit beyond itching though. Itching is just low grade pain, this was stepped up a notch.

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: open mike
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 02:32 PM

nettles often grow near jewel weed,
the sap from which eases the scratch
from the other.
http://www.luminet.net/~wenonah/hydro/jewelwed.htm
http://davesgarden.com/pf/go/1431/

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 02:36 PM

Is that like dock leaves?

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: GUEST,Clint Keller
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 02:54 PM

Getting more or less back to the subect, my grandfather used to say

My nose itches,
My nose itches,
Somebody's coming with a hole in their britches.

clint

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: Once Famous
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 03:17 PM

I am considering an Itchy Tits thread response to this.

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: frogprince
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 03:32 PM

I have itchy test tickles.

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 04:27 PM

Well thanks. I was fine until I read this thread and now my head and my back both itch....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 05:37 PM

do you scratch your bum or tear it apart

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: nutty
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 05:45 PM

I was always told that if the right palm itched you would receive money but if it was the left palm you would lose it.

Right to receive
Left to relieve

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: SINSULL
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 06:22 PM

Nose itches - you're going to have a fight.

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 04:51 AM

head itches - check for headlice!

Mine was clear.... neither lice nor fleas.... just psychosematic symptoms.

Got an itchy foot now.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: GUEST,Bainbo
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 05:12 AM

Itchy Bits? Didn't he write The Darling Buds of May?

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 06:59 AM

Itchy palms - yes it was right for receiving and left for leaving.

Itchy nose meant you were going to have an argument. However if you 'rubbed it up' you got a surprise. Only thing that surprised me was that it stopped itching!

Talking of surprises - Itchy bum, surprise to come:-)

And I never had crabs - I had lobsters. I know the diference. Crabs walk sideways...

Cheers

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:00 AM

DtG - not when they are pissed!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: Peace
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:24 AM

DtG: Actually, I only had one, but he was on a motorcycle.

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: Firecat
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 04:24 PM

itchy head - promotion
itchy left foot - journey resulting in a loss
itchy right foot - journey resulting in a gain
itchy "area" - reconciliation

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: frogprince
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 04:46 PM

Orville visits the city, and goes in a bar for a beer; a little painted thing sits down next to him and says, "You look like a strong, capable man; maybe you could help me with a problem; I have an itchy p***y." "Sorry ma'am", says Orville; "I don't know nuthin' bout them Japanese cars".

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: GUEST,Dave the Gnome
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 06:38 AM

And was it Gordon Lightfoot that wrote the line

"To the big lake they call itchy goolies..."

:D

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bits
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 09:42 AM

There was that fateful day when a Radio 2 announcer told us that the record we had just been listening to was 'Itchy Poo Kark'.....

LTS