BS: The new Anti-Seamanism

Subject: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: GUEST,Popeye
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 01:47 PM

It h'ain't right i tells ya! We're tired of you landlubbers tellin' yer jokes and stereotypin us. Maybe you swabs can pool your intelligensk and sees that I'm axking you for
an apologeky.

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: gnu
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 01:49 PM

An apology for what, ya ol tar?

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 02:34 PM

You am what you am so go choke down a can of spinach and leave us alone.

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: GUEST,Olive Oyl
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 02:37 PM

Oh, Popeye, you misunderstood! I only wanted you to wear a condom-- when you ride me like a ship plunging through a wild wave! I'm an anti-SEMENist!

*Your loving Olive*

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: GUEST,Popeye
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 02:44 PM

Oliveg me darlin!

A seaman's semen is the friskiest semen you ever seen.

Gnu sk
the Jokeses an d' stereotypinsk.

Sinsull,

I yam just following the great eksampkel of me mentor, the great Marlin Jibsail.

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: gnu
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 03:15 PM

I can see where this is coming.

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: robomatic
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 03:49 PM

Some seamans isk better swimmers 'n other seamensk.

EK ek ek ek ek ek ek ekekek!

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: GUEST,Popeye
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 05:42 PM

Well Marlin Jibsail thanks for dropping by.
Do ya still put peanut butter on yer foresail then call the dog?

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: wysiwyg
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 05:46 PM

Perhaps we need a Popeye & Olive's Tavern.

Maybe some of the usual conbatants could play nice in there.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: Long Firm Freddie
Date: 29 Apr 05 - 01:59 AM

Oh. I thought this thread would be about pony tailed ex-England goalkeepers.

How wrong I was.

LFF

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: Metchosin
Date: 29 Apr 05 - 02:56 AM

And I thought it might have been about the Salty Seaman and The Rings Around Uranus

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Apr 05 - 03:05 AM

You wants a tavern, you opens it yourself.. Ain't no way the Press' is comin to the Mudcat Tavern!!!

However, the recovery ward is available for any who feel the need.... the Psychiatric wing is a tad full but I'm sure we can squeeze you in, Maternity is pretty empty these days.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 29 Apr 05 - 04:03 AM

Anybody else remember Seaman Staines and Master Bates from Captain Pugwash?

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Apr 05 - 12:44 PM

and Roger the cabinboy

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: wysiwyg
Date: 29 Apr 05 - 12:47 PM

LtS, I think it would be for Popeye or Olive to open a Tavern. It was just a thought-- that maybe Catters who shred each other in other threads could raise a glass there... more.... like neighbors.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: GUEST,Popeye
Date: 29 Apr 05 - 01:31 PM

Eye nose yer all intelligink, but are ye certink dat invitink all dose swabs to a tavern and gettin 'em drunk is going to prevenk fightin'?

(Seems like t'would be da hopposic, like whale oil on a fire!)

(cug cug cug cug cug)

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 30 Apr 05 - 06:05 AM

Whale oil beef hooked

eric

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: fat B****rd
Date: 30 Apr 05 - 08:33 AM

Great drummer. Who ? Phil Seaman

Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: GUEST,Popeye
Date: 30 Apr 05 - 12:38 PM

Whar did Marlin Jibsail go? His post was yanked after that nice suggestink dat I give some jewelery to me Olivesg. Could it be 'es signed on wit Bluto as a cabin boy? Just de odder day Bluto said 'e was gonna have someone to toss 'es salads for 'em.