BS: Please close every thread?

Subject: BS: Please close every thread?
From: The Shambles
Date: 12 May 05 - 05:05 AM

Can our anonymous volunteers please delete everything as soon as it is posted - just in case there is something that may not be to someone's taste?

Oh you are already doing this................as a matter of routine.

Complaints vs mudslinging

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 12 May 05 - 05:16 AM

They sure are! I wonder if they are all in the same Masonic lodge?

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 May 05 - 07:18 PM

Song Challenge - Please close every thread

TTO: Climb every mountain

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: GUEST
Date: 12 May 05 - 07:56 PM

I think all joe clones should immediately be dispatched to members homes. Under the cover of night they should fearlessly scale walls and wade through raging torrents. They then, and only then, can change into their superman outfits.

At a previously synchronised hour they enter the members homes. Being careful not to knock over the banjoes lurking in the shadowy corners. Stealth being the keyword.

They have been issued with torches, that also double as spoons to the untrained ear. They must locate the computers within these homes. They must remove the computers without waking up the six cats dozing on the handmade rug.

THEY MUST DESTROY THE COMPUTERS> THEY MUST DESTROY THE COMPUTERS>THEY MUST DESTROY THE COMPUTERS> (this being their ultimate goal.)

Once all chance of message posting has been anihilated, they must tip toe to the sleeping members bedrooms. Avoiding the bodhran carelessly discarded on the bottom stair after one too many pints of home made scrumpy.

Their mission is perilous, but imperative if global decency is to be upheld. Once within the peaceful confines of the bedrooms, they should endeavour to crawl towards the bed. We recommend crawling on bellies at this stage, so as to avoid the possibility of being caught in the glow from the burger sign flashing on adjoining buildings. They have recieved extensive training in this particularly tricky operation.

Then they must locate the slumbering members better ear, and seductively whisper the subliminal messages, as practised in the weeks before the planned raids.

I MUST NOT HAVE AN OPINION> I MUST NOT DISAGREE> I MUST NOT POST> I WILL BE DELETED>I AM NOT WORTHY>

Once their mission has been carried out, they must retrace their steps. The stairs, the bodhran, the cats, the banjoes, the raging torrents, the walls. Only then do they remove the superman outfits.

They must convene at the previously arranged point, where they will be rewarded with copious amounts of lentil broth, washed down with finest elderflower beer. No expense will be spared.

There will be a small reception committee awaiting their triumphant return. On bended knee they will feel the delicate touch of the shaky egg as it touches their shoulder. Once, then twice. With this touch they lose mortality and the room will be bathed in a golden glow, emanating from their newly appointed haloes.

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY>WE WANT TO SAVE YOU FROM THOUGHT>DO NOT FIGHT THIS DIRECTIVE>IT IS THE ONLY WAY>WE MUST SAVE THE WORLD>IT IS THE ONLY WAY>

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 13 May 05 - 04:47 AM

Stupid twat guest.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: The Shambles
Date: 13 May 05 - 08:29 AM

*Smiles*

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: The Shambles
Date: 13 May 05 - 09:18 AM

This thread is closed

The following from the above thread – shows that our Guest's post – is not perhaps too far from the now sad reality.

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread Is Closed!
From: Joe Offer - PM
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 07:17 PM

Sorry, Peter. We routinely close or delete all threads that look like they're going to be an attack on an individual. Yours got deleted before it turned into another slugfest. There was no way it was going to turn out to be a constructive discussion.
As for any thread about gargoyle or Martin Gibson, we don't even think twice. We delete it.
Learn to live with it.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: Bill D
Date: 13 May 05 - 09:55 PM

Don't think twice?...It's alright.

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: Peace
Date: 13 May 05 - 09:58 PM

Jesus H Keriste, do we need another one of these useless fuckin' threads? I would rather have a tall warm glass of liquid shit that open these.

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: mack/misophist
Date: 13 May 05 - 10:24 PM

Dear brucie,

'Keriste'? Isn't that Greek for beautiful? What, exactly, do you mean?

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: Peace
Date: 14 May 05 - 01:20 AM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: GUEST
Date: 14 May 05 - 04:12 AM

Turkey turd beer, brucie? Going cheep?

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: GUEST,brucie
Date: 14 May 05 - 07:20 PM

Never tried that. Any good?

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: GUEST,wise young woman
Date: 14 May 05 - 08:04 PM

please close THIS thread.

heh heh..

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: Sorcha
Date: 14 May 05 - 10:42 PM

Oh for pity's sake.

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: Tweed
Date: 14 May 05 - 11:08 PM

"a tall warm glass of liquid shit"

Hmmm... I heard on NPR the other day, about a Sam Adams beer that cost $100 a bottle. They were tasting it on the air and declared that it tasted sort of like brandy. Why would you ever pay 100 bucks for beer that tasted like brandy when you can buy brandy at a greatly reduced rate..?

As for closing threads that have gone south, by all means do it. It redirects the anger to you clones and the combatants will forget all about buying a plane ticket and AK-47 and terminating their "adversaries." Works over at my place anyhow. Hell, they don't even talk to me anymore and are united more than ever! ;~)

Tweed
Beneficent Dictator/Tweedsblues.net

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: The Shambles
Date: 15 May 05 - 05:58 AM

Oh for pity's sake.

Learn to live with it.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 May 05 - 06:20 AM

What !!!?

Subject: RE: BS: Please close every thread?
From: The Shambles
Date: 15 May 05 - 07:24 AM

As for closing threads that have gone south, by all means do it. It redirects the anger to you clones and the combatants will forget all about buying a plane ticket and AK-47 and terminating their "adversaries."

The evidence in the following thread suggest different.

Complaints vs mudslinging

The outcome of imposing closure on one thread - resulted in at least 4 more being created. All this needless fuss only meant that far more posters were alerted to a subject that many probably would not have even bothered to open had the original thread remained open.

Pop record producers here in the UK have long ago established that the best way to get a hit record - is to get the BBC to refuse to play it.