Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,Bart Date: 18 Aug 07 - 11:50 AM I was searching for the lyrics to the choo-choo train song to teach to my nephew. You got more than I did, but one line I remembered is missing: "he won his fame and glory, and so ends the story of the little train that blew his nose (a-choo)". |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,ashley Date: 27 Aug 07 - 07:11 PM agervation weabllattion agervation this is how we play first we take a bowlling ball then we throught it down the hall hits you dad makes him madd o0o0o0o0o0 agervation agervation this is how we play then you take a cherry bom the you through it at your mom makes her cry then she dies o00o0oo0o0 agervation agervation this is how we play last you take a garden hose then you shove it up your nose turn it on then your gone o0o00oo00o0 agervation agervation THAT IS HOW WE PLAY!! from ashley,a kid i made it up.a long time ago. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: Kent Davis Date: 27 Aug 07 - 11:14 PM Guest of 28 June, The tune is "Colonel Bogey's March". We sang: Comet, it makes your teeth so green, Comet, it tastes like gasoline, Comet, it makes you vomit, So get Comet and vomit today. I learned it in Kegley, WV, around 1970. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,kristi kennedy Date: 22 Sep 07 - 02:34 PM I once met a man named michele finagin. he had some hair on his chinagian. one fell out, and one grew in again. there once was a man named michele finagin begin again. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: Becca72 Date: 22 Sep 07 - 03:53 PM In southern Maine in the late 70's/early 80's our Little Bunny Fu Fu went: Little Bunny Fu Fu hoppin' through the forest scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' em on the head. Along came the Goooood Fairy and she said: "Little Bunny Fu Fu I don't wanna see you scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' em on the head. I'll give you three chances before I turn you into a goon". And the next day: Little Bunny Fu Fu hopping through the forest scoopin' up the field mice and boppin em on the head. And along came the Gooood Fairy and she said: "Little Bunny Fu Fu I don't wanna see you scoopin' up the field mice and boppin em on the head. You have 2 chances before I turn you into a goon" And the next day: Little Bunny Fu Fu hoppin' through the forest scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' em on the head. Along came the Goooood Fairy and she said: "Little Bunny Fu Fu I don't wanna see you scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' em on the head. You have one more chance before I turn you into a goon". And the NEXT day: Little Bunny Fu Fu hoppin' through the forest scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' em on the head. And along came the Goooood Fairy and she said: "Little Bunny Fu Fu I don't wanna see you scoopin up the field mice and boppin em on the head. You've used up all your chance and now *poof* you're a goon. And the moral to this story is....hare today, goon tomorrow. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: Becca72 Date: 22 Sep 07 - 04:01 PM We also had a game that I remember mostly playing with my great aunt when I was a little kid. She would pounce us on her knees and sing Trot trot to Boston Trot trot to Lynne Look out little girl You're gonna fall IN (at which point she would spread her knees and pretend to drop us). I have a feeling this is pretty regional, as Boston and Lynne refer to the cities in Massachusetts. Again, this was in southern Maine. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,GUEST, Dopy Date: 29 Sep 07 - 12:25 AM The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, up your nose and out your mouth. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,doggo Date: 14 Jan 08 - 02:10 PM the "comet" one reminded me of this one (learned in bakersfield in 1964 or so): Brush your teeth with Sani-Flush Don't even need a brush All you do is slop it on One-two-three your teeth are gone |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,Norman Date: 14 Jan 08 - 07:50 PM Counting who is "it". We had one in Glasgow when I was a boy in the late 50s early 60s. It was themed around canine scatalogy - Eelie Oalie, Dug's toalie, You are het! Het being a variation of hit, meaning it. It had one great advantage for the playground (apart from appealing to kids). It was fast - boys were interested in the game, not the rhyme. I remember the girls used to spend much longer on the rhymes! Check this page out: http://www.glesga.ukpals.com/folk/memorylanesongs.htm I remember many of these being chanted or sung by girls with a tag of "you are it" or "you are het" with the rhythm of these last three words adjusted to suit the preceeding rhyme. If anyone wants these translated from Weegie to English (OK Glaswegian) don't ask me, find a Weegie yersel'! Regards, Norman |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,thanslin Date: 22 Jan 08 - 11:33 PM Please don't think me peculiar, but I vividly "remember" making up that I'm made of rubber, you are made of glue....." rhyme at about age six in 1949. Do you think that childhood memories distort the facts that way, or is it plausible that I did make up the rhyme? |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: Azizi Date: 23 Jan 08 - 01:03 AM GUEST,thanslin, Actually, I'm not sure if anyone knows if this rhyme/taunt was around before 1949. It would be interesting to find out. But if it's you who we have to thank for creating the "I'm rubber/you're glue" taunt, then thanks a lot. It's a really witty rhyme. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: Jack Blandiver Date: 23 Jan 08 - 05:37 AM The first piece of folklore I ever collected in the field was from Peter Best on my first day at Shiremoor Infants School, Northumberland in epteber 1966, aged five. I remember it to this day, largely account of my insane mother washing my mouth out with soap and water when I proudly recited it to her upon getting home: Ching-Chong the Chinaman went to milk a cow, Ching-Chong the Chinaman didn't know how; Ching-Chong the Chinaman pulled the wrong tit, Ching-Chong the Chinaman got a mouth full of shit. Otherwise: Tarrara-boom-dee-ay, the teacher pumped today She blew the school away, now we're on holiday And the totally vile: Yum-yum bubble gum, push it up the teacher's bum; If it sticks, suck her tits; yum-yum-bubblegum. Funny how these things linger... |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: Jack Blandiver Date: 23 Jan 08 - 05:38 AM epteber?? September of course... |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,Baby*Shake Date: 31 Jan 08 - 11:31 PM i went down town to see Charlie Brown he gave me a nickle so i bough a pickle the pickle was sour so he gave me a flower the flower was dead and this is what he said "down down baby down by the ocean, sweet sweet baby never should i let you go, chity chity bang bang i know kar-out-tay, chity chity bang bang show off your body, chity chity bang bang freeze. and never ever let your mama say tell you to say please |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,kfo Date: 25 Feb 08 - 02:56 PM Does anyone remember something like this: Order in the courthouse, The monkey wants to speak. No laughing, no smiling No showing your teeth! Then if anyone talked or smiled, etc, they were "it". |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,Jay Date: 13 Mar 08 - 02:40 PM On the Shirley Temple rhyme - As a kid growing up in New Zealand (1970's) while waiting in line we used to hear this variant from the girls "Shirley Temple is a Star, S..T..A..R.. She can do the wibble-wobble, she can do the splits She can lift her dress right up to her hips!" At which point they would briefly lift up their skirt (like we boys cared at that age) |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: Big Mick Date: 15 Mar 08 - 12:22 AM from an unattributed GUEST post which is not allowed: I remember: Order in the court the monkey wants to speak the first one to speak is the monkey for the week. My parents used to use it on long car trips to try to get me not to talk. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: Azizi Date: 15 Mar 08 - 12:42 AM Big Mick, thanks for re-posting that example. I'm guessing that some of the Guests who post to Mudcat threads about children's rhymes are children or pre-teens who found those threads through Google or other search engines and don't know that the policy of Mudcat is to add a name to the "Guest" referent when they post examples. I'm hoping that anyone wanting to share examples of children's rhymes in these threads will now know that they have to add a name to their post along with the word GUEST. By the way, it also would be great if anyone posting examples or comments about rhymes or songs would remember to include demographical information, particularly the geographical location {city/state/and nation if the nation is outside of the USA} and the year that she or he remembers reciting or hearing the rhyme. Thanks, again! |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: Azizi Date: 15 Mar 08 - 12:52 AM Ammended comment: Some of these post may be from adults, children, and teens who don't know that they are supposed to pick a screen name when they post on Mudcat. But since that is Mudcat's policy, I hope people who post remember to choose a screen name. Also, why not join Mudcat? Membership is free and easy to do. Just click on the membership tap up the top near the right hand corner of this page, and follow the instructions which are provided. I hope folks will continue sharing the songs/rhymes/and comments about those songs and rhymes either as a guest who uses the same name whenever they post on Mudcat, or as a Mudcat member. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: Big Mick Date: 15 Mar 08 - 12:52 AM Happy to do it, Azizi. And thanks to our GUEST for the contribution. Why don't you consider joining our merry band and helping us a bit more? All the best, Mick |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: Azizi Date: 29 Mar 08 - 11:32 AM Here's an example that was recently sent to my website on children's rhymes. Your Mama Don't Wear No Drawers Here is an insult rhyme my sister, cousins, and I used to get into a lot of trouble repeating...but it was so much fun to say them and make up new lines. Birmingham, AL, 1980s and early 90s Yo mama don't wear no draws (ba ba boom}* i saw when she took them off (ba ba boom} she put em in the washing machine {ba ba boom} ajax couldn't get em clean {ba ba boom} she put em on top of the house {ba ba boom} they scared away mighty mouse {ba ba boom} she put em up under the bed {ba ba boom} you shoulda heard what the roaches said {ba ba boom} she put up on top of the tracks {ba ba boom} that train went 50 miles back {ba ba boom} she put em in the middle of the street {ba ba boom} those cars went beep beep beep {ba ba boom} that's all that i can remember...but the taunt could go on forever. we would add to it every time someone thought of something new. but man, our parents hated us singing this around the house. -Joi; 3/23/2008; http://cocojams.com/taunting_rhymes.htm -snip- *In her entry to Cocojams, Joi wrote that "ba ba boom is at the end of every line while you stomp". In this reposted example, I've added that "ba ba boom" phrase to the end of every line. I've also rewritten Joi's entry in a poetry format instead of the essay format in which it was sent. ** "Yo Mama" taunts are associated with the African American oral folk cultural tradition called "The Dozens" {snappin', crackin, dissin and other terms}. Click here for a wikipedia article on The Dozens. Also, there are a number of Yo Mama {Your Mama} children's taunts on that Cocojams page whose link has been provided. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: Azizi Date: 29 Mar 08 - 11:50 AM I should clarify that-notwithstanding its use of the "Yo Mama" phrase-I believe that the structure and ending rhyming words of "Your [Yo] Mama Don't Wear No Drawers" fits the style of an open ended handclap rhyme or jumprope rhyme more than the one line "Yo Mama" taunts. As a means of comparison, here are four {at least in my opinion witty and humorous} "Yo Mama" one liners that same Cocojams page: Yo Mama's so fat when she wore a yellow rain coat, people called out "TAXI!!" to her. -Sandra; 6/26/2006; www.cocojams.com ** yo mama so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. --Charlotte; 9/2/2007; www.cocojams.com ** Your Momma So Poor Your momma so poor that when i went in your house and stepped on a cigarrette she said ohhhhhhhhhh its cold in here who shut off the heat -Markine P. ; 4/18/2006 ; www.cocojams.com ** Yo moma's so stupid i put a paper on the tv and asked her what she was watching and she said paperview. -Some Body; 10/15/2006 ; www.cocojams.com |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST Date: 21 Apr 08 - 06:06 PM Skunk in the barnyard Pee-Yew! Who passed gas? It was you! |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,Gogo Date: 05 Jun 08 - 11:19 AM Here's a couple that I learned from my big sister growing up in New England during the 60's: A double jump-rope song: Not last night, but the night before 24 robbers came knocking at my door as I ran out - they ran in (1st jumper hops out, 2nd jumps in) and hit me over the head with a rolling pin It hurt, it hurt, it hurt so bad I asked them what they wanted and this is what they said: (jumper performs the following directions) Spanish Dancer, turn a-round Spanish Dancer, touch the ground Spanish Dancer, do the splits Spanish Dancer, give a high kick And this was just a ryhme we all loved: One bright day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight They turned back-to-back and faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf police man heard the noise And came and shot the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie, it's true Go ask the blind man - he saw it too! |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: Piers Plowman Date: 05 Jun 08 - 12:44 PM I haven't read through this whole thread, so I apologize if I'm repeating things. Evanston, Illinois in the 1960s and possibly into the 1970s: Lincoln, Lincoln I've been thinkin' What the heck have you been drinkin'? Looks like water, tastes like wine, Oh, my gosh, it's turpentine! Liar, liar pants on fire! I see London, I see France I see Sitting in a tree K - i - s - s - i - n - g First comes love, then comes marriage Then comes Eenie, meenie, minie, mo Catch a tiger by the toe If he hollers let him go Eenie, meenie, minie, mo. My mother told me to pick the very best one and that is YOU! Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg. (Can't remember the rest.) Milk, milk, lemonade Around the corner fudge is made. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: Piers Plowman Date: 05 Jun 08 - 12:46 PM Sorry, it seems where I used angle braces to indicate names, that they have disappeared. It's probably pretty clear where they belong, though. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,Keith H. From Rochester NY Date: 14 Jun 08 - 01:51 AM I learned this rhyme as a kid growing up in Rochester NY in the early 1970s. This rhyme is similar to the McDonalds rhyme above posted in April 2007. McDonalds is your kind of place They Serve you rattle snakes On dirty paper plates There is no parking place They shove french fries up your nose and pickles between your toes Mcdonalds is your kind of place! Another rhyme I learned dealt with Batman: Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel Commisioner lost his head ! |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,Bonnie Date: 20 Jun 08 - 03:11 PM My son just finished up 1rst grade and at Quarles Elementary in Winchester, VA, he learned: first, second, third, elementary nerd. i don't know if there is more or not, but i think its a chosing one. I used to say, chitty chitty bang bang sitting on a fence, trying to make a dollar out of 15 cents, that was in the early 80's in Baltimore County. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,Deana Ashley :) Date: 24 Aug 08 - 03:14 PM Miss Mary Mack "Miss mary mack mack mack all dressed in black black black with silver buttons buttons buttons all down her back back back she asked her dad dad dad for 25 cents cents cents to see an elephant elephant elephant jump over the fence fence fence he jumped so high high high he reached the sky sky sky and didnt come back back back till the fourth of july -ly -ly" "Eenie Meanie Cessalini" Eenie Meanie Cessalini Ya Ya Tumbalini Etchi Ketchi Liberetchi I love you. Heard about your boyfriend lsat night. How'd you know? Peeked through a keyhole-nosy Didnt do you homework-lazy Jumped through a window-now you know im crazy thats why they call me... Eenie Meanie Cessalini Ya Ya Tumbalini Etchi Ketchi Liberetchi I love you." "Cici my playmate" Cici my playmate come out and play with me Bring your dollies three climb up my apple tree slide down the rainbow into the cellar door and we'll be jolly friends for ever more more more" "Miss Susie" Miss susie had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell miss susie went to heaven the steamboat went to... hello operator please give me number nine and if you disconnect me ill chop off your... behind the fridgerator there was a peice of glass miss susie sat upon it and broke her little... ask me no more questions and tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their... flies are in the meadow and bees are in the park miss susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the... D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, DARK! DARK! DARK! the dark is like the movies the movie's like a show a show is like tv and that is all i know i know my ma i know i know my pa i know i know my sister with a 48 acre bra bra bra!" "Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka" Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka was her name she had two hairs on top of her head one was black and the other was red Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka was her name. she had to holes in the middle of her nose one was open and the other was closed Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka was her name. she had two eyes which were quite a sight one looked left and the other looked right Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka was her name. she had two teeth in the middle of her mouth one pointed north and the other pointed south Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka was her name. she had two feet as flat as mat everybody asked how they got like that Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka was her name. a big huge bus ran over magdelina.. poor old fella had to buy a new machina Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka was her name." "Down by the river" Down by the river with the hank to pank where the bullfrog jumped from bank to bank saying eeps ipes opes oops chilly willy ding dong i pledge allegiance to the flag michael jackson sings so bad coca cola roots me up now we're talkin 7Up 7Up has no caffine now we're talkin billy gene billy gene whent outta sight now we're talkin bobby white bobby white went out of town riding on a rocket stuck a feather in his hat and called it hershey's chocolate" |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: Azizi Date: 24 Aug 08 - 05:09 PM Guest, Deana Ashley, thank you for sharing those examples of children's rhymes. I've been working on a project of collecting versions of various rhymes and trying to find early examples & sources for those rhymes. And I admit that I've been slacking on that project. However, the examples that you shared {whose versions I've not seen exactly that way}-particularly "Down by the river"; "Eenie Meanie Cessalini"; "Magdelina Hagdelina Ooka talk walka talk ohka mohka poka" helped to get me over that "editor's slump" {which I guess is similar to "writer's slump"}. I very much appreciate that. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST Date: 24 Aug 08 - 05:35 PM Silence in the gallery Silence in the court The biggest monkey in the world is just about to talk! |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST Date: 24 Aug 08 - 05:41 PM I've got a secret I won't tell I was born in a winkle's shell The winkle's shell was made of glass So I went rolling on my Ask no questions, tell no lies Have you ever met a chinaman doing up his Flies are a nuisance bugs are worse That is the end of my silly verse |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,keith Date: 08 Nov 08 - 09:10 PM Engine,engine number 9 going down Chicago line if the train falls off the track, do you want your money back? yes or no spell it and you are or are not it/ Inka dinka bottle of ink cough alot and your stink not because you are dirty not because you are clean just because you kissed the girl behing the magizine. (person picke is or is not it) These are from Brookl;y, NY 1960's |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,abbey the golfer Date: 08 Nov 08 - 09:22 PM We used to do clapping games when we were kids, this is one of the first ones I remember - it was in 1967 that I learned it and I remember thinking that we couldn't play it after the next year! Oh the girls in France do the underpanty dance and the dance they do is enough to kill a shrew when the shrew is dead they put flowers in its head when the flowers dry there are diamonds in the sky when the diamonds fall they throw up a glass ball when the glass ball breaks it is 1968! |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,lol Date: 06 Feb 09 - 10:48 AM Oh the girls in France do the underpanty dance and the dance they do is enough to kill a shrew when the shrew is dead they put flowers in its head when the flowers dry there are diamonds in the sky when the diamonds fall they throw up a glass ball when the glass ball breaks it is 1968! |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,Anje Date: 22 Feb 09 - 06:44 PM Tramp tramp tramp the fleas are marching! Cheer up comrade I've got one Underneath my fingernail I will pinch his little tail 'Til he promises no further harm is done. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,Anje Date: 22 Feb 09 - 06:49 PM Only remember a little of this: Order in the court The judge is eating beans. His wife is in the bathtub (bathroom?) sinking submarines |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,Anje Date: 22 Feb 09 - 07:03 PM Found a peanut found a peanut found a peanut just now just now I found a peanut found a peanut just now. It was rotten it was rotten it was rotten just now just now it was rotten it was rotten just now. Ate it anyway ate it anyway ate it any way just now just now I ate it anyway ate it anyway just now. Got a tummy ache got a tummy ache got a tummy ache just now just now I got a tummy ache got a tummy ache just now. Called the doctor called the doctor called the doctor just now just now I called the doctor called the doctor just now. Died anyway died anyway died anyway just now just now I died anyway died anyway just now. Went to heaven went to heaven went to heaven just now just now I went to heaven went to heaven just now. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,Tom Jenkins (UK) Date: 04 Mar 09 - 08:18 AM Silence in the Courtyard, Silence in the street The biggest fool in [town name] Is just about to speak (Often closed with 'Starting froooooom... NOW!') |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: Azizi Date: 04 Mar 09 - 09:57 AM Thanks to all who have added examples to this thread. It's good to see so many different versions of specific rhymes such as "Silence In the Court" which I remember as "Order In The Court" from my childhood in New Jersey in the 1950s. And special thanks to those who remember to include demographical information with your example/s, particularly where you learned it (city, state if in the USA and city, nation outside of the USA) and when you learned it (year or decade). Including the type of playground rhyme such as whether it is a choosing "It" rhyme or a handclap rhyme would also be great as would be information about how it is played. Also, remember to visit other children's rhymes threads that are hyperlinked at the top of this page. And why not consider joining this forum? Membership is free and easy to do. See the Membership feature near the top right hand corner of this page. Thanks again!! Ms. Azizi |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,Anje Date: 09 Mar 09 - 01:04 AM My bonnie lies over the ocean My bonnie lies over the sea My father lies over my mother That's how I came to be ------------------------- It's raining It's pouring The old man is snoring He cracked his head and he went to bed and he couldn't get up in the morning Rain, rain go away Come again another day |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,Kathryn Date: 14 May 09 - 11:24 AM I grew up in a suburb of Los Angeles and learned this rhyme in the early 1970s: Eenie meenie pepsadenie Ah ba bubalini Achta katcha liberatcha I pick you Have a peach Have a plum Have a stick of chewing gum If you want another one, this is what you say Amen Amen Amendiego San Diego Hocus pocus dominocus Yea Monkees! |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,girl in black Date: 30 Jul 09 - 05:10 AM all of thease poems are crap thank you very much but one is sailor!:) |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,Lizzy Date: 29 Dec 09 - 11:17 PM "Oh the girls in france they don't wear no underpants There's a hole in the wall if you look you'll see it all." |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,cea Date: 03 Jan 10 - 12:25 PM here coms the bride all fat and wide give her a piece of alastic to keep her knickers tied. ta-da |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: wysiwyg Date: 03 Jan 10 - 12:33 PM I need to know before posting a few from Hardi's childhood in a changing neighborhood-- what does the thread originator want me to do with the offensive words? Please PM reply and then I'll implement here. ~Susan |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST Date: 27 Jan 10 - 11:49 PM mailman mailman do your duty here comes mrs american beauty she can do the pom pom[pom pom] she can do the splits [do it a lttle] best of all she can blow u a kiss[blow a fake kiss] K-I-S-S[Do split on each letter and do it over 'till split is finished] ENJOY! |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: GUEST,GUEST JennaH Date: 29 Jan 10 - 09:44 PM My sister taught me this: Wait, come back, you need a tic-tac! Not a tic, not a tac, you need the whole pack! Red, green, yellow, white, man what did you eat last night? One version of "shame" I've heard: Shame shame shame I don't want to go to Mexico no more, more, more There's a big fat policeman at the door, door, door If he grabs you by the collar Girl, you better holler I don't want to go to Mexico no more, more, more SHAME! We sang this on the bus, as well as many more songs: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream Throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream Five days later, floating down the Delaware Lost a pair of underwear, couldn't find another pair Ten days later, eaten by a polar bear That's how the polar bear died Learned all these in early 90's, white and black kids both, in Virginia. My mom taught me these she used to say from when she was a kid (Colorado or California, early 70's) Left, left, left right left I left my wife and forty-nine kids on the brink of starvation With nothing but gingerbread left, left, left right left I hate you I hate you I hate you And besides, your mother dresses you funny (stick out your tongue) |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: moonfan Date: 29 Jan 10 - 10:06 PM re: children's rhymes. The moon is the North Wind's cookie. He bites it day by day, Until there's but a rim of scraps That crumble all away. The South Wind is a baker. He kneads clouds in his den. And bakes a crisp new moon that – greedy North Wind –eats – again. I grew up with the north wind's cookie but never heard it in song, only in the gentle cadence of my daddy's voice. Daddy sat with me on the back porch stairs and when that huge orange moon, with the crispy brown edges, began to rise above the horizon of our farm, he would point at it and tell me its story. I'm in my fifties, and now when I point out that that's a north wind's cookie, I get weird looks and a lot of WTF are you talking about. It's really sad that today's youth don't have a clue about the joy in a young child's heart from my era of awe and daddy taught beliefs. |
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes From: moonfan Date: 29 Jan 10 - 10:16 PM after reading back, it appears i'm on the wrong mind link. i was under the impression that this was a genuine children's rhymes site. if all the profane, discusting stuff i've read on here is a sample of today's youth, count me out. |
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