BS: G.W. on Iraq - I'm Confused.

Subject: BS: G.W. on Iraq - I'm Confused.
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 23 May 05 - 05:49 PM

Asked by a journalist earlier today whether he thought the insurgents could be defeated, ole Dubya replied "They are being defeated. That's why they keep on fighting".


Huh?

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: G.W. on Iraq - I'm Confused.
From: Once Famous
Date: 23 May 05 - 05:58 PM

Asked by another Mudcatter if Don T. is the big authority on George Bush, Don T. replied:

Huh?

Martin Gibson



P.S.:   Your thread has no credibility and shows that you really need to find something new to talk about instead of your hate for the President.

Subject: RE: BS: G.W. on Iraq - I'm Confused.
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 May 05 - 06:54 PM

"George W. Bush, running as the pro-education candidate, made many campaign stops at grade schools where he posed for pictures, while reading to kids or chatting with them in class. At one photo-op stop, a teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Dubya chimed in, trying to make the teacher's lesson clearer. He said: "Now, children, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir," one of the girls said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

From the back of the room a little voice said, "'Cause your feet aren't empty?"

Subject: RE: BS: G.W. on Iraq - I'm Confused.
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 May 05 - 06:59 PM

The Ten Commandments--Republican Style

Rebecca Lauer

I. Thou shalt talk about Christian principles, but not live by them

II. Thou shalt attack opponents personally when you can't win on policies

III. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, but be in favor of the death penalty

IV. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, and put guns in the hands of school children

V. Thou shalt give lip service to democracy while taking away civil liberties

VI. Profit is the Lord Thy God, thou shalt not put the people's interest above those of your corporate contributors

VII. Thou shalt make sure fetuses have health coverage, but leave children and babies behind

VIII Thou shalt bear false witness against your opponents and liberals, and demonize them

IX. Thou shalt run on a moderate platform, then enact right-wing policies as soon as possible

X. Thou shalt call the media liberal, so that people forget that the media is owned by corporations with a conservative fiscal agenda

Subject: RE: BS: G.W. on Iraq - I'm Confused.
From: Alba
Date: 23 May 05 - 07:06 PM

LOL...

Subject: RE: BS: G.W. on Iraq - I'm Confused.
From: Alba
Date: 23 May 05 - 07:08 PM

I retract my LOL for your second post Ebbie on second thought cause it really isn't funny ..it's true..

but for the your first post...LOL

Jude

Subject: RE: BS: G.W. on Iraq - I'm Confused.
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 May 05 - 07:12 PM

"And so, in my State of the -- my State of the Union -- or state -- my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation -- I asked Americans to give 4,000 years --4,000 hours over the next -- the rest of your life -- of service to America."" - G.W. Bush. April 9th, 2002. Reported by the San Francisco Gate (among others)

Subject: RE: BS: G.W. on Iraq - I'm Confused.
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 May 05 - 07:14 PM

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."— George W. Bush Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000

Subject: RE: BS: G.W. on Iraq - I'm Confused.
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 May 05 - 07:16 PM

"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." -- Bush, on David Letterman, March 2, 2000. (the audience booed)

Subject: RE: BS: G.W. on Iraq - I'm Confused.
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 May 05 - 07:17 PM

Don't talk to me about your idiot. And CRIMINAL, at that.

Subject: RE: BS: G.W. on Iraq - I'm Confused.
From: Chris Green
Date: 23 May 05 - 07:29 PM

"I have decided to resign as President, because I can't find my arse with both hands, a compass, a book entitled "Arse Finding for Dummies" and a forty-foot-high neon sign pointing to it saying 'This Is Your Arse. Yes, This One. Under Your Back And Above Your Legs. You Know, The Thing You Talk Out Of?"

Sadly not reported anywhere as yet, but hey - we live in hope!

Subject: RE: BS: G.W. on Iraq - I'm Confused.
From: Alice
Date: 23 May 05 - 08:18 PM

What else can you expect from him? It's a long established pattern.

"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004

"Had we to do it over again, we would look at the consequences of catastrophic success, being so successful so fast that an enemy that should have surrendered or been done in escaped and lived to fight another day." —George W. Bush, telling Time magazine that he underestimated the Iraqi resistance


"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'" —George W. Bush, Beaverton, Oregon, Aug. 13, 2004

"You work three jobs?  … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —George W. Bush, to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005


"In this job you've got a lot on your plate on a regular basis; you don't have much time to sit around and wander, lonely, in the Oval Office, kind of asking different portraits, 'How do you think my standing will be?'" —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 16, 2005

Subject: RE: BS: G.W. on Iraq - I'm Confused.
From: Bobert
Date: 23 May 05 - 10:38 PM

Yeah, we know the guy ain't got a clue... Problem is that the folks who bought his elections do....

And they are after centralizin' power.... Which, BTW, historiaclly ain't too cute.... 'er entertainin', fir that matter....

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: G.W. on Iraq - I'm Confused.
From: Peace
Date: 24 May 05 - 12:14 AM

Y'all have to admit that he has a very unique way with words.

Subject: RE: BS: G.W. on Iraq - I'm Confused.
From: Amos
Date: 24 May 05 - 12:48 AM

Yeah, so does a water buffalo, but at least a water buffalo usually knows which way he is going and doesn't usually destroy those who feed it.

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