BS: Blobert = Boss Hog

Subject: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 01:05 PM

It's true. Blobert, who masquerades as a fighter for human rights and dignity, is actually none other than Boss Hog! Yes, Blobert is no rustic hillbilly leftist folkie living in the boondocks. No siree. He is a venal, corrupt, overstuffed multibillionaire tycoon with a controlling share in Mal-Wart and Madonnalds, and a secret chairmanship of the military-industrial complex. He lives in a gated community and has his own private casino. He practices hideous satanic rites beneath a gigantic iron owl at a secret compound in California, and eats babies. He is pure evil.

Blobert must be stopped once and for all. I am going to get Chongo to do something about it. Blobert is powerful, but he cannnot stop all the apes in North America. They will fix his wagon. Blobert is gonna go down. Hard. Kreegah!!~!

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: heric
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 01:21 PM

Right! And you can't just say it, man. You gotta feel it in your blood and guts. If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. You gotta get mad at The Man, and right now bobert The Man. That's right, blobert be The Man, and who's got the guts to tell him off? Huh? Who's gonna tell him off?

And blobert ruined the ozone, and he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank. Okay? There used to be a way to stick it to The Man. It was called rock 'n' roll. But guess what. Don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome. Cause The Man's just gonna call you a fat, washed-up loser and crush your soul.

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 01:27 PM

What if you are a fat, washed-up loser with a crushed soul?

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: heric
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 01:28 PM

full wav file here:
http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/School_Of_Rock.shtml

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: heric
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 01:33 PM

well, Rapaire, you could play folk songs on the trumpet ;)

I invited you to do duets with me at Bev & Jerry's party next week.

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: CarolC
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 01:36 PM

"Miss Mullins, she's The Man"

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 01:47 PM

I didn't get the invitation.

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: heric
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 02:06 PM

Yes. Four Strong Winds on trumpet and tenor sax. I sent you the sheet music. You're in Alberta, right? It would've been glorious, even without soul.

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 02:22 PM

Sorry, but I feel that sax should be private and only between consenting adults residing at different ends of the continent.

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 02:28 PM

Are you sure you mean Blobert? I think what you really mean is Blobby
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 02:35 PM

And...are sayin' that folks in Alberta don't have Soul????

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 04:20 PM

Ha! You note that he is lying low now, after I exposed his vicious plan for societal domination. He should have known better than to libel me by claiming that I am Martin Gibson. (Of all the ludicrous notions...!!!)

The gloves are off now, Bobert. Chongo is marshalling the simian hordes and they are going to pitch you and your gas-guzzling SUV and your jetski and your ditzy blonde/brunette/and redhead playgirl personal "executive assistants" into the nearest tarpit. Millions of years from now puzzled scientists of the future will study the fossilized evidence of your demise. Ha!

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 04:34 PM

Bobert! The Idaho Legion is willing to ride to your defense, subject to certain conditions*. They are mostly saddled and mounted and ready to ride, and those that aren't are getting the their saddles outa pawn even as I write this.

Just give the word!














*The Conditions:

1. No warranties are expressed or implied.
2. Cash on the barrelhead. No credit. And good solid US currency, too.
3. Bail and bond money will be provided as needed.
4. You get what you pay for.
5. You're responsible for all injuries and illnesses, regardless of cause.
6. All firearms, ammunition, explosives, sharp or pointed objects, and other dangerous things will be kept out the hands of members of the Legion.
7. Brush after every meal.
8. Wear clean undies.
9. Your mileage may vary.
10. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: frogprince
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 04:51 PM

And here I was, naively swallowing all that stuff about him a kind-hearted gentle soul. Goes to show ya, you can never be paranoid
enough to grasp how bad the truth really is.

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 05:18 PM

How true! How true! It's a jungle out there.

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 05:57 PM

seems to me it's rather a jungle in here, too

Having been to bobert's amazing domicile, I can attest that the evidence of his neferious transgressions are WELL hidden! (except for the collection of rusty apple corers, that is)

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 06:40 PM

Rusty apples??
G..

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Azizi
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 07:02 PM

What??!! Bev & Jerry are having a party??!!

Is this the party that we talked about in another thread {whose name is long forgotten??? You know, the one where everyone had to bring a covred dish and I was bringin sweet potato pie?

Ah shucks! I didn't get an invitation.

I'm sittin here crying.



Azizi

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 07:11 PM

LOL! And what about poor Shane, Azizi? Last I heard he was going to "kill" his brother Don. Well, we've all heard that kind of talk before, eh? Still, I am a bit worried. Those two have been sharing beer, joints, idle talk, and loose women for so long that it is really sad to think of them falling out seriously.

Bill, You have NO idea what lengths Bobert is willing to go to to camouflage his links with the Republican Party, the military establishment, and the National Association of Whale Torturers Anonymous. He is incredibly devious.

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Azizi
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 07:22 PM

Little Hawk, you asked me about Shane?!!

You really don't want to resurrect "Sister Azizi" again, do you?

I don't.

But I can say that I'm sure that she wishes Shane and his brother Don well.

And you too.

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 07:23 PM

Amen, Sister! ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 08:15 AM

I did not have sex with that chimp...

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 09:13 AM

Bobert, iffen you want the Idaho Legion ta ride you better give the word. About half of 'em got thirsty and I'd dunno if they kin stand upright, much less ride very well right now. Eatumup Slim lost his pistol in a poker game too, but nobody's cryin' over that. Last time he pulled it the little cork came out the end and water sprayed all over when he twirled it around his finger.

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 02:39 PM

Yeah? That's not what the chimp says, Bobert! I can see this is going to be a nasty battle for credibility. Apes and monkeys are known for flinging dung, so keep your head down.

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 02:53 PM

Dang it, Bobert, if you want 'em to ride wouldja give the word? Hortense and his crowd jist wandered off lookin' fer beer and bimbos and he's got the keys to the latrine.

Subject: RE: BS: Blobert = Boss Hog
From: susu
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 03:04 PM

"8. Wear clean undies" shouldn't this also inclued bring an extra pair just in case?

"You have NO idea what lengths Bobert is willing to go to to camouflage his links with the Republican Party, the military establishment" Are you implying that Hubby and Bobert agree on these things? I think... NOT!

LH-As for your beef with Bobert, I think that your original post was far more vicious that Bobert telling hubby to F*** Off! Bobert, Hubby and I are here for you man, just tell us when and where we take our NRA carrying selves to and we will be there! Love ya man! Susu