BS: 1st official Pres. candidate

Subject: RE: BS: 1st official Pres. candidate
From: susu
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 11:17 AM

Hey honey, you can't give her Puerto Rico, that's my homeland! So I guess "Queenie" is stuck with Canada after all. Unless, you want to take over Cuba, and kill two birds with one stone. She will have a Caribbean island and you will be ridding Cuba of Castro. Let me know what you think, otherwise you will just have to re-occupy the Philippines and give her those. I love you. See you tonight. Susu

P.S. do you want me to call Ross Perot and see how much he wants to contribute?

Subject: RE: BS: 1st official Pres. candidate
From: Wesley S
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 11:15 AM

Yes - Hubby - But are you willing to sell your soul to the devil in order to afford to run a campain ? No matter how good or bad your ideas are you need to have LOTS of money, have a spotless record and be drop dead gorgeous in order to get elected.

I'm waiting to hear from Susu to see if you are qualified { or have permission } to run for office.

Susu ?

Subject: RE: BS: 1st official Pres. candidate
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 09:36 AM

...as I was saying....

Criminals will be punished to the fullest extent of the law. Parole will be permanently discontinued. People will, once again, pay, in full, for the crimes they commit. If repeat offenders cannot change their ways after two rounds of incarceration, they will all be banished to a secure hippy commune surrounded by razor wire and a deep mote with hungry alligators located deep in the Virginny hills. Their days shall consist of getting up at the butt crack of dawn, working in the fields until all the weeds are clear, and singing Kum Ba Ya to a guitar with two broken strings around the campfire at night while drinking tepid water and eating rice cakes and bean sprouts. This will be a life sentence. Of course, if anyone else sees this as the ideal life, you may join them. But remember, there's only an entrance. No exits. Do so of your own free choosing.

Speaking of Virginny. All Virginny and West Ginny slide rules will be sent to MIT for recalibration so that they may rule accurately and without bias and base their calculations on the hard truth of reality rather on wishful thinking of a few "enlightened souls".

I promise to encourage funding of the arts only if the projects they fund are "indeed" considered art and not anything obscene or in poor taste. A king size bed piled full of sliced ham is not art. It's lunch for those trying to raise above the poverty level. Plain and simple.

All tree huggers will be assigned the duty of upkeep of the federal buildings grounds and lawns. They will finally be given something to do that will truly give something back to the American people. They will be well compensated for their abilities.

Political correctness will be outlawed. End of discussion.

Michael Jackson and the Baldwins will be escorted to the border and given $100 and a sack lunch. They've teased us long enough.

It's time to keep America on the path of greatness. We've gotten a good start over the past two terms of my future predecessor and we must keep the momentum going in the right direction.

With a little work and determination, America will overcome all that is wrong in the world.

...and to borrow a line from a movie..."My name is Susu's Hubby, and I'm running for President of the United States."




Hubby

Subject: RE: BS: 1st official Pres. candidate
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 09:11 AM

Can I be the head of the secret police???

Subject: RE: BS: 1st official Pres. candidate
From: freda underhill
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 08:12 AM

I knew it - Susu's hubby is MG!

Subject: RE: BS: 1st official Pres. candidate
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 08:00 AM

Kaleea,

I'm sorry but I just can't allow that. You may have Guam and Puerto Rico but that's it for now. Maybe Canada, if you like to ski.


Hubby

Subject: RE: BS: 1st official Pres. candidate
From: Kaleea
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 01:15 AM

Sorry, old man, but I've decided to declare the USA is now a monarchy, and I am now Queen! My first decision is that I'll be moving to a south sea island, or perhaps a lovely chalet in the Alps of undisclosed location for the duration of my reign. Therefore, All of the presently elected officials (except doublepewbush) will now report to the secret room on crapitol hill where you will all be locked in for a fight to the finish & the one who wins will be the new prime assistant to the Queen.    Good luck, suckers!
   PS, the musicians will now be in charge of the world.

Subject: RE: BS: 1st official Pres. candidate
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 12:32 AM

Sorry, Hubby, but you're not the first official Presidential candidate.

This guy is!

Subject: RE: BS: 1st official Pres. candidate
From: dianavan
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 12:28 AM

"I don't care if a few caribou ARE inconvenienced." Have you ever heard of the web of life? Do you fail to understand how we are all effected when one of us is effected?

I think someone should have taught you about your responsibilities to this planet and to all those that inhabit it.

Subject: RE: BS: 1st official Pres. candidate
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 12:13 AM

That is one more stupid presidential candidate. What is this country coming to.

Subject: RE: BS: 1st official Pres. candidate
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 12:11 AM

Wow! What vision! What intent!! What hope!!

If reality only worked that way....


A

Subject: RE: BS: 1st official Pres. candidate
From: Peace
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 11:51 PM

If so, read the Constitution. You may not run in the next election. That's a no-no. Bad George.

Say g'night, Hubby.

G'night Hubby!

Subject: RE: BS: 1st official Pres. candidate
From: Peace
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 11:50 PM

George, is that you?

Subject: BS: 1st official Pres. candidate
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 11:32 PM

I, Susu's Hubby, do, hereby, declare that I will officially throw my name in as the next President of these United States.

I will run under the Republican ticket and humbly ask for your votes. I ask not because I'm power hungry. I ask because I know that I'm right on so many issues and I have a sneaking suspicion that many of you know that I'm right as well.

As your next President, I promise to continue the war on terror. We will stay on course and get the job done in Iraq. When the job is done, our troops will come home. But not one minute sooner. Anybody who stands up and requests that our troops be pulled out before the job is done is more than welcome to travel to the forward areas and ask as many troops as they want to come back with them, provided the requester pay for the trip home for the homeward bound troops.

I promise to open up ANWR to oil exploration and restart oil rigs across the southwest and start new drilling both in the Gulfs of Alaska and Mexico. I vow to have the Middle East coming to us for their energy needs within the next twenty five years. I don't care if a few caribou ARE inconvenienced.

I promise to drastically cut funding to the United Nations (if not all) and return that hard earned money to the American people. Kofi doesn't need it as bad as he thinks he does.

I promise to protect our borders from foreign terrorists and give each American the assurance that when he/she stands on top of our mighty skyscrapers, the symbols of American strength and stability, they can do so in complete safety.

The only people that will remain in poverty will be the ones that decide that poverty is the life for them. Everyone else may take advantage of all of the opportunities that have presented themselves in the past that has made fortunes for many that were once in the same situation. For those that decide that poverty is all they're going to pursue, brooms will be provided so that the underpasses may be free of clutter so that they may lay down their cardboard boxes.

All children born to people that desire nothing greater than poverty will be adopted out to loving parents who want nothing but the best for their children.

The three R's will now become the four R's. We will add RESPONSIBILITY (as in PERSONAL) to the list. Everybody will learn how to take care of them and theirs.

Criminals will be punished to the fullest extent of the law. Parole will be permanently discontinued. People will, once again, pay, in full, for the crimes they commit.

This Presidential candidate is getting sleepy now and will finish up my campaign promises tomorrow.

For now, good night, sweet dreams and.....



GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!


Susu's Hubby