BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!

Subject: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 20 Jul 05 - 01:51 PM

I had never realized what a fine actor Faye Dunnaway truly is until it dawned on me (Dracula's last words!) that she has potrayed Johnny Depp in all the films in which he has been the lead.

But in this new Willy Wonka thing it's uncanny, and impossible to miss.

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jul 05 - 01:54 PM

Hmmm. Interesting. Perhaps I am Winona Ryder. And that explains the irresistible attraction I feel for her. Cosmic.

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jul 05 - 01:58 PM

By the way, there was also a theory that Mick Jagger and Bianca Jagger were actually the same person. Therefore he married himself.

Mick/Bianca?

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 20 Jul 05 - 02:02 PM

At least his breath is better now!

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme again
Date: 20 Jul 05 - 04:55 PM

Carol just told me that the sweet breath spray wasn't called Bianca.

It was Binaca!!

So, never mind.

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 20 Jul 05 - 05:00 PM

L.H.,

Looks like Winona Ryder stole your heart away!

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: khandu
Date: 20 Jul 05 - 09:16 PM

I have ever thought that Little Hawk was Winona Rider, however I have kept mum about it for selfish reasons, being as how I am secretly the real Max, as are thousands of other "members" here. In truth, all but seventeen of you are my creations, pygmies of my imagination.

kwhoisasloMax

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jul 05 - 10:46 PM

Well, that explains a lot. If Johnny Depp is Faye Dunnaway, and Little Hawk is Winona Ryder, then Bradd Pitt must be Jennifer Anniston! Wonder if that's why they broke up?

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: AggieD
Date: 21 Jul 05 - 07:41 AM

Well they say we all have a double somewhere in the world, seems that some people just marry 'em.

I have always thought Johnny Depp is very beautiful, now I know why.

But far more quirky than Faye Dunaway, so that's how you tell the difference perhaps?

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Mr Red
Date: 21 Jul 05 - 07:51 AM

Old actresses never die, they're just Faye Dunnaway.............


I'll get me coat.................

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 21 Jul 05 - 11:50 AM

My paper devoted an entire page to the Willie Wonka movie, a movie which the writer consisted mediocre at best. Amazing that they give an entire page, worth thousands of dollars, to something not worth bothering with.

Meanwhile, I was struggling to figure out which character the woman in the top hat was.

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 21 Jul 05 - 09:57 PM

Carol and 2 friends saw it today. Carol liked it. The other 2 didn't.

Geez, to realize that Faye Dunaway was the one who played William Blake in one of my favorite films, DEAD MAN. That is mind boggling!!

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Jul 05 - 10:09 PM

Not to mention her portrayal of Hunter S. Thompson in "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas", Gilbert Grape, and the gypsy boatman in "Chocolat". An amazingly versatile actress

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 02:11 PM

Yes, you are right. And in Edward Scizzorhands too.

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Sorcha
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 03:57 PM

Eh? Guess I need to get out more...

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST,JTS
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 05:46 PM

So they both have high cheekbones....

Is that mushroom tea you're drinkin'?

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Peter T.
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 10:42 AM

The one that amazes me is Wayne Gretsky playing Meryl Streep in all those movies. I mean, he is a great hockey player, but to be a great actress as well, it simply blows me away.

yours,


Peter T.

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 12:37 PM

These days, nothing is what it seems to be.

Oh, the humanity!

(Maybe that should read "humidity".

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 07:45 PM

The last time I saw Faye Dunaway she didn't look like Faye Dunaway anymore. She had reinvented herself with the help of a wheelbarrow full of money and a cadre of cosmetic surgeons ... The Starlet

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 07:55 PM

How about the Ernest Borgnine/Roseanne Barr link?

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 10:55 AM

That left ya speechless, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 12:06 PM

See also: Muldoons-- Unrelated Lookalikes. The posts in there area bit out of order at the moment, but it stared here: 16 Mar 03 - 03:34 PM.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 Jun 18 - 05:09 PM

Well, it was funny when this thread was started.
It's not so funny today.

Have you seen the latest candid photos
of Johnny Depp posing with fans?

He looks like the skull and crossbones on the Jolly Roger.

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jun 18 - 06:49 PM

Little Hawk checked in this week
which is the opposite of checking out.

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: keberoxu
Date: 05 Jun 18 - 10:24 PM

Depp does look a darned sight healthier than Alice Cooper,
the two are touring the world together in a musical group.
In fact, next to Alice Cooper
ANYBODY looks a darned sight healthier.

Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: keberoxu
Date: 06 Jun 18 - 11:49 PM

As to Faye Dunaway,
Bette Davis was outspoken in her dislike of Dunaway.
Of course,
Bette Davis' autobiography was
"A Lonely Life", no?