BS: Naked justice (nearly)

Subject: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 07:44 PM

Nudist beach police to go undercover

Police in Dorset are planning to patrol nudist beaches in Dorset to stop nudists getting harassed.

It'll be sort of plain clothes - apparently they will be wearing bathing costumes. I call that a bit of a copout.

"When constabulary duty's to be done..."

Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 08:32 PM

Sorry cannot resist the comment, they will be wearing trunks so people cannot see their bobbies helmet. Good disguise.

I will now go away and lift my mind out of the gutter.

Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 08:34 PM

cop out ... lol

Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 08:46 PM

What they should do is make a skintight, flesh-coloured uniform with realistic tiny hairs and freckles and stuff on it, so that the undercover police can look exactly like nude bathers and do their job properly while still being IN uniform.

Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 09:24 PM

Ahhhhh, can I get a job as a cop fakin' to be a woman nudist???

And, if so, is that cross-dressin or cross-undressin??

I'm so confused....

Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 09:51 PM

A nude beach called "Studland"? And they wonder why it attracts pervs?

Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 09:58 PM

I issed that one, Beezer... Hey, I want to be transferered to Foxland Beach... Heck with other studs when I can be masqueratin' 'round as a nude woman unnercover (explain that one) on a nude beach filled with babes tryin' to find the perverts???

A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one........

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 10:21 PM

Omigod...

Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Deckman
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 10:40 PM

Leave it to MC to keep me abreast of the latest current events!

Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 07:40 PM

I know people jest about nudistry - but it strikes me that, if wearing a bulky coat is likely to get you shot as a suspected bomber, going naked in public could soon become a matter of common prudence for London citizens.

Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 08:29 PM

Studland Beach used to be a very popular location for school trips.   Bet they don't do them any more!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Le Scaramouche
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 05:38 AM

Does anyone know the Far Side with the two grizzlies in front of the nudist colony "there goes my appetite."