BS: New approach to 'personal security'

Subject: BS: New approach to 'personal security'
From: curmudgeon
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 09:23 AM

I just had to share this story
from today's Portsmouth (NH) Herald. Now, what is the real story?

Subject: RE: BS: New approach to 'personal security'
From: mooman
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 10:09 AM

I can only imagine The Sun's probable headline in the UK:

"Pissed Plonker with Padlock on Plums Puzzles Police"!

Peace

moo

Subject: RE: BS: New approach to 'personal security'
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 06:54 PM

Now surely one of our resident songwriting geniuses will have something on THAT!

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: New approach to 'personal security'
From: Deckman
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 07:18 PM

Let's find a song for this:

"Great Balls a-fire"
"Where's The Key To My Dreams"
"I'm Shackled To My Love"
"Hang Me, Oh Hang Me"

I give up! CHEERS, Bob(deckman)Nelson ((I've been working in the sun tooooo long)!

Subject: RE: BS: New approach to 'personal security'
From: gnu
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 08:18 PM

New meaning for "locknut".

Subject: RE: BS: New approach to 'personal security'
From: Peace
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 08:24 PM

LOL

What WILL they think of next!

Subject: RE: BS: New approach to 'personal security'
From: bobad
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 08:38 PM

This reminds me of an incident related to me by an old girlfriend who was a student nurse working the night shift in emergency at the time. A patient presented with a wedding ring on his penis that he was unable to remove. The Doc's glib remark; "wrong finger eh!"