Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Jim Carroll Date: 05 Mar 17 - 05:21 AM "Bloody 'ell Snail, I'm beginning to love you!" But you promised........!!! Where's me lawyer? Jim Carroll |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Mo the caller Date: 05 Mar 17 - 04:23 AM Just how did Plato ... never mind |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Steve Shaw Date: 04 Mar 17 - 06:37 PM Platonically speaking, you understand! |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: TheSnail Date: 04 Mar 17 - 06:31 AM Ooo er! |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Steve Shaw Date: 03 Mar 17 - 07:20 PM Bloody 'ell Snail, I'm beginning to love you! 😂😂😂 |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: TheSnail Date: 03 Mar 17 - 06:59 PM Since we seem to be having a go at Australians, The Australian Guide to Foreplay One page, one line - "Oi! Sheila! Wake up!" |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Jim Carroll Date: 03 Mar 17 - 12:45 PM For me, "The Humour of Woody Allen" - limited to Diane Keaton sneezing away a fix of Coke Jim Carroll |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: JMB Date: 03 Mar 17 - 12:40 PM How about: "MUSINGS WITH MY SCOTTISH DRINKING BUDDIES" by David Cameron. At least I tried something different. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Donuel Date: 03 Mar 17 - 08:31 AM took me awhile, I get it now. Everyday scenarios Rod Serling |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Donuel Date: 03 Mar 17 - 08:01 AM Cast a Giant White Nationalist Shadow Honey Badger & Pepe l'Frog. Nigel what is the dictionary connection? |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Nigel Parsons Date: 03 Mar 17 - 06:40 AM Dictionary of words that cannot be used as swear words or phrases: Spaw (still miss him) |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Dave the Gnome Date: 03 Mar 17 - 05:34 AM Things I like about Jim Carroll By Keith A Things I like about Keith A by Jim Carroll :D tG |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Mr Red Date: 03 Mar 17 - 04:09 AM Tourist Book of Wednesbury And you could throw in Darlaston and it would still not get past one paragraph. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Jim Carroll Date: 03 Mar 17 - 03:30 AM I found a hardback book of around 250 pages published in New Zealand, entitled 'Australian Culture' When I opened it, every page was blank ! Jim Carroll |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Rapparee Date: 02 Mar 17 - 08:41 PM "Actions of the US Congress" |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Donuel Date: 02 Mar 17 - 08:41 PM The Joy of Grieving Steve Bannon. Make your butt small Kim K Putin Gifts to Donald Uri Inbed Isis Nobel Prize Winners Abu-Nam Kadabedo |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Steve Shaw Date: 02 Mar 17 - 04:46 PM Places Of Interest In Clacton |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Greg F. Date: 02 Mar 17 - 02:55 PM That's not a book - that's a single mimeographed sheet. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Mr Red Date: 02 Mar 17 - 02:39 PM the World Book of Trump Facts that Turned out to be True |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Bob Bolton Date: 06 Sep 05 - 11:49 PM G'day ... ... Hmmm ... A request for some 19th c. information means that, tonight when I get home, I'll be looking into my facsimile copy of Australian Etiquette ... However, to spoil the tale, it is actually quite a thick book (... maybe, back then, they hoped some of it would stick ...). Regard(les)s, Bob |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST,Larry K Date: 06 Sep 05 - 01:47 PM The ultimate diet book by Michael Moore Democratic party victory's in the past 10 years Winning the ratings game by Air America The straight talk express by John McCain and Barney Frank Why I love my country by Natalie Manes, Bruce Springstein, Barbara Streisand, Susan Sarandon, and Michael Moore. Journalistic integrity by Jayson Blair (oh I forgot- he did write a book about this) Getting the story right by the New York Times, CBS News and Kinkos The joys of early retirement by Dan Rather The largest book ever printed: The collected postings of Amos in the past 2 years. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: frogprince Date: 06 Sep 05 - 01:33 PM "Stain Removal Made Easy", by Monica Lewinski |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Tam the man Date: 06 Sep 05 - 08:42 AM Play that old geetar George, and then ram up yer arse, the one that you sit on not the one you talk through. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Mr Red Date: 06 Sep 05 - 07:59 AM hey! put all those Bush books together and you got quite a tome there PAL! here's the addendum Quick Responses by Dubbya |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: salemcraft Date: 05 Sep 05 - 09:00 PM Thin books...I have many if you count every time I started t owrite and then stopped due to lack of interest/block. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: SharonA Date: 04 Sep 05 - 06:41 PM Heck, I'm still laughing over the Amish Phone Book. But then, I'm a lifelong resident of Pennsylvania. How about: LEADERSHIP IN TIMES OF CRISIS by George W. Bush THE GUIDE CAT TRAINING MANUAL 101 VEGAN RECIPES by Jimmy Dean foreword by Jim Perdue HUMILITY: IT'S A GOOD THING by Martha Stewart |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST,smiler Date: 04 Sep 05 - 03:39 PM How to succeed in Showbusiness By Pete Best The fox hunting calendar for England and Wales 2006 Piercing your belly button By Adam and Eve |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Firecat Date: 04 Sep 05 - 02:57 PM How about Tact For Talent Show Judges by Simon Cowell? |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Date: 03 Sep 05 - 08:04 PM ;) How appropriate! E |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST,guest Date: 03 Sep 05 - 07:44 PM "THE TRUTH" BY: G.W.Bush |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 03 Sep 05 - 08:47 AM Freda Underhill 09:24AM, Surely you mean "deferred success". LOL Don T. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:48 PM HAH! I love the Carpenters, but's a damn good one John! E |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: John Hardly Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:46 PM Karen Carpenter Cookbook |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:27 PM How about this one Dave? Polish anti-invasion techniques E |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Dave the Gnome Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:04 PM Don't push it, E. Us Poles have been known to be revolting occasionaly as well... :D |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: John Hardly Date: 02 Sep 05 - 02:06 PM The Soul Of Wit -W Shakespeare |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Pseudolus Date: 02 Sep 05 - 12:07 PM That is way too funny freda! |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: freda underhill Date: 02 Sep 05 - 09:24 AM try putting the word "failure" into google, for an interesting 1 page book. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Date: 02 Sep 05 - 09:11 AM For my friend, Dave the Gnome: The Collective Knowledge of the Poles Haha! Only because I know you can take a joke, Dave... E |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:25 AM Sincerity on the Internet |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Dave the Gnome Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:19 AM The Morris dancers guide to soft drinks :D |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Kaleea Date: 02 Sep 05 - 02:57 AM Living a Clean and Sober Life by Courtney Love A Guide to Correct Phonics by George W. Bush |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST,Madeleine Date: 02 Sep 05 - 01:14 AM The One-Minute Novelist, by Marcel Proust |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 01 Sep 05 - 08:05 PM I said I was an EXPERT, mate! |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: frogprince Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:59 PM FIVE PAGES, Foolestroupe? That either has to be in very large print, or get kinda redundant, or both... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:50 PM I would like to advise that copies of my 5 page book All a Male Expert knows about Women are available from me for 50 cents & postage. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: mooman Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:33 PM Love your Martin Carthy one Laura! Peace moo |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Severn Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:32 PM 1000 Years of German Humor |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: *Laura* Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:18 PM Living on the Wild Side, by the EFDSS How to Tune a Guitar in Seconds, by Martin Carthy xLx |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Rapparee Date: 01 Sep 05 - 04:56 PM The Wit And Wisdom Of Dick Cheney. Personal Freedom: A Celebration In Print, by John Ashcroft. The Joy of Giving, by Donald Trump. The Neoconservative's Guide To Fiscal Responsibility, by Carl Rove. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST,Tír Eoghain Date: 01 Sep 05 - 04:52 PM Reasons to be Cheerful. Part 3, by The Reverend Ian Paisley |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: MudGuard Date: 01 Sep 05 - 04:47 PM "What men can know about women" Two pages, both containing the text "This page has been left empty intentionally. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST Date: 01 Sep 05 - 04:09 PM Futuristic City Planning for Coastal Dwellers by ClintonHammond |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Date: 01 Sep 05 - 03:08 PM G.W. makes this too easy. George W. Bush: Why the World Loves Me E |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Tirghra Date: 01 Sep 05 - 12:35 PM That's hot. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: frogprince Date: 01 Sep 05 - 12:30 PM The Philosophical Insights of Paris Hilton. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: dick greenhaus Date: 01 Sep 05 - 12:09 PM For small coffee tables, there's "The Book Of Irish Erotic Art" |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: JennyO Date: 01 Sep 05 - 11:39 AM Whose Roger Gall? It's Shambles, jOhn ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Date: 01 Sep 05 - 11:21 AM Tam, how about: The Promises I've Kept? :)haha |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Tam the man Date: 01 Sep 05 - 11:18 AM My Promises by TONY BLAIR/MICHAEL HOWARD/CHARLES KENNEDY AND JACK MCCONNELL |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: mooman Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:41 AM THE RETICENT PERFORMER Clinton Hammond Peace (;>) moo |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:38 AM Here's one my sis asked me to pass on.... How to find WMD in Iraq by G.W. Bush |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST,jOhn Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:38 AM Whose Roger Gall? |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: kendall Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:34 AM Italian sharpshooters. by Mussolini Viet Nam War Heros by G.W. Bush, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Rapparee Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:33 AM Shatner On Acting. Shatner On Singing. both by you-know-who.... |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Bunnahabhain Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:32 AM Happy endings for all concerned: the folk songs. The George Galloway guide to compromise. Transparancy: the open goverment guide to the security services. Th Kansas science curriculum. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Amos Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:32 AM How to Make Friends and Influence People, by Martin Gibson |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: mooman Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:31 AM PEACE AND LOVE TO ALL MEN Martin Gibson THE BIG BOOK OF 8 Sir jOhn from Hull9 Peace moo |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: curmudgeon Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:28 AM Ethics by Karl Rove Christian Love by Pat Robertson |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:24 AM Speling Made Easey by Dan Quayle |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:09 AM Michael Jackson : Practical parenting. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Le Scaramouche Date: 31 Aug 05 - 04:19 PM Victoria Beckham's Guide to Great Literature. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Date: 31 Aug 05 - 04:04 PM What a group of comedians! Hahaha. E |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: MMario Date: 31 Aug 05 - 04:03 PM Fidelity By Bill Clinton |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Rapparee Date: 31 Aug 05 - 04:00 PM Honest Politics, by Trent Lott and Tom De Lay. |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Clinton Hammond Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:59 PM The Wit of Mudcat, Collected |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Le Scaramouche Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:57 PM Baldrick the Sausage. The first book on your listen thickens out quite nicely if we add the Great Captains like Turnee, or Napoleon's fellows. Not to mention the Foreign Legion at Camerone or whats-his-name that took Madagascar, or those involved in North Africa. Al Gore had a film about him!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:40 PM Tirghra, very nice. How about this? How to be a Good Christian and Promote Peace by Ian Paisley E |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: jeffp Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:35 PM Internet Forum Moderation by Roger Gall |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Tirghra Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:14 PM Lessons in Humanity by Margaret Thatcher. That one should be quite thin! Tirghra |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:12 PM Awesome! That's definitely my favorite so far! E |
Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:11 PM Thinnest of all:- "The Collected Thoughts of G.W.Bush". Don T. |
Subject: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:02 PM Here are some I've heard. Please add to the list if you can think of any others! World's Thinnest Books FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS DETROIT: a Travel Guide A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE B y Ellen de Generes GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE by Mike Tyson SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson Bridge Travel by Ted Kennedy MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson LESSONS ON BEING A GOOD PRESIDENT AND INSPIRING THE WORLD by George W. Bush |